If the Rapture’s only for good Christians who follow Jesus’ teachings, the Trump admin should be fully staffed the next day.

Fun Fact: it took a tremendous amount of traveling, but I've now been to every Costco in the country. That country is Iceland.

Never got a chance to be in Jerry Springer’s studio audience, but do feel that I've lived the experience as someone that's flown Spirit Airlines.

The GOP hasn't offered a solution to real problems in over a decade. Their whole playbook has been to make up an issue & act offended. It's an effective distraction to ensure we war with drag queens not drug prices. The behavior needs a name and needs to be recognized - Social Distraction Warriors.

They say all trends come back around again, but the saxophone was a key part of 1 in every 3 songs in the 80s, and hasn't been heard from since.

My dad worked with vacuum tubes, I work on silicon chips and my son will work for cloud based AI.