Beyak looks 10 years younger now than he did during his final game.

Quenneville is back in the league? That’s fun I guess.

I understand the GSOC is important to growing the game but the weird slide out entrances make me curl (no pun intended) up into a ball of cringe.

Seeing a bunch of Jets numbers I don’t recognize and Trouba apparently being a Duck just shows I have no clue what’s happening in hockey anymore and that’s fine.

TSN really committed to this new scoreboard eh. It’s fine I didn’t want to see the score anyways.

I’m sure the advertisers are thrilled by the 4’ snow piles. That’s 20 bucks they will never get back.

Tickets secured for Sunday. First row. Let’s go Green.

Seeing the classy Bombers fans took a break from their offseason to act like clowns on the timeline. Thanks for letting us use your dressing room next week!

Virginia going from republican to democratic Governor is not going to make the orange man very happy.

Later losers!

You look happy to be there! @mpalmer.bsky.social

Sportsnet pregame radio show has been planning the after party and parade for the last 20 minutes. Wondering who they are going to have on the show tomorrow because they won’t have any voice left. Way to play it cool.

I think the best part about leaving twitter was realizing I didn’t have to be a huge piece of shit on the internet every day but then are others who also left and didn’t let that stop them from being a chronic online loser.

No better feeling than putting on a new screen protector without a single bubble or speck of dust. On a side note I’m old because as someone who works in technology I have no idea what any of this shit does on my new phone.

I was nervous when they brought out Yesavage to start this one after sheltering him at home all postseason. But then he pulls off something even better than he did against the Yanks. Absolutely unreal. Happy for the kid.

Now the F*ck Trudeau clan is saying he’s dating someone famous because he’s broke and needs the money. Wait I thought he was corrupt and stole millions of dollars. I can’t keep up with these idiots.

Ending that with “and now, the Jonas Brothers” made me spit out my drink.

Nobody has blinked more in a week than Pillar has in the last 45 seconds.

The great news about leaving Twitter in the spring was that I don’t have to see bots and unhinged posts. But the even better news is seeing who made the change to this place and actually belonged over there from the start. My bi-weekly check-in has been as expected.

Daaaaaa Mariners lose.

Tickets for west final secured. Ready to freeze my ass and bleed green.

Make that a fifth ticket rep. At this point TNSE just a spam call centre.

I guess Alberta decided to go full on America buy airing personally injury lawyer commercials on SN.

“USA, USA” chants the Chicago crowd as their President threatens to invade their city and use military force against their citizens. I swear to god average IQ of those morons couldn’t be counted using fingers and toes.

Ticketmaster had resale tickets listed at 41 dollars for a long weekend Jets game? Yeesh. I figured things were getting concerning when they sent a fourth ticket rep after me last week after spending the summer telling three others I wasn’t renewing.

Blue Jays in the ALCS. Riders in the west final. Big sports guy right now.

There is something so Winnipeg Jets about 25-year old Gustafsson voluntarily giving his number 19 to Toews just to then get put on waivers to activate an injured 38-year old Toews who hasn’t played in three years and may very well not even play more than a handful of games.

And now for the customary champagne shower in Dexters kill room.

Daaaaaaa Yankees lose!

Nothing makes me happier than sad Yankees fans.

America sure is winning!

This rum is tasting like I’m going to Toronto Saturday.

Love to see Einarson collecting losses after turning her back on Briane Harris.

Blue Jays fans should boo the daylights out of this shit ass team. Hope the champagne shower after clinching was worth it.

Grandma flew in to Manitoba for the week. Happy birthday granny.

CFL changes are 50/50 for me. Goalposts, sure. Play clock, no. Rouge, fine. Shortened field, brutal. Weird how it was “unanimously approved” by team owners but owners of the two publicly owned team weren’t consulted. SJ was a loser at TSN and continues to be one less than a year into running the CFL

This is the worst Sunday tonight game I’ve ever seen. Someone dump bleach into my eyes please.

Colbert bringing back The Colbert Report persona and The Word segment tonight made me feel all warm inside but that may just be global warming.

So by next year the weekly lineup of The Daily Show will be Stewart, Colbert, Kimmel, Lydic and Klepper? Alright I’m in.

Gushue retiring from a sport he’s still at the top of doesn’t make much sense.

Doesn’t seem like a very good deal at all tbh.

So Er*ka K*rk thought that making a statement declaring war while looking like a pissed off donkey was the move?

So it was a straight white right wing Mormon. Perfect. The mental gymnastics have already begun.

I could do without the 800,000 mosquitoes that have moved into my backyard.

I really hope the shooters name ends up being Mario.

Alejandro > Charlie

That pop everyone heard wasn’t a gun it was the air rapidly escaping his head.

Jays are a vibe and I’m fully on board.

Baseball playoffs today. Couldn’t watch the banjo bowl. Haven’t even watched highlights. But god damn am I happy to see this outcome. Let’s go green!

Really overshot my play at cooling my house down as the temperatures dip. If I have to turn the heat on before October I’m not going to be happy with myself but it’s not looking great as I walk around with thermal heat socks.