"Good morning"

"Plants? I dunno that sounds sketchy as hell."

"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐭, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠!" #SONICRP #STHRP #SEGARP #BSKYRP #MVRP #SFWRP

"I'm not jealous of someone with a worse body than me!"

"Put yourself in my shoes! How do I respond to seeing it!"

"Nice to meet'cha Fiona. Names Surge. Surge The Tenrec. The real fastest thing alive!" "Sonic ain't shit!"

"Natural shit? Like what?"

"Fuck you! No you don't! I always look better and your hips suck!"

"Life's better when everyone's horny for some reason"

"I'm not putting more science in my body! Fuck that!xl"

"His boobs are bigger than mine"

"Fuck you I wore it better!"

"These suits hug too tight. Intensely tight. Fuggin... Easter" #SeductiveSunday

"Yeah don't even try to deny I-" "Wha huh?"

"Yeah, I'm bottom heavy, still, a chest like that can make a girl jealous"

"These fucks..."

"This is how I know you get pegged"

"I grow weary of everyone having bigger jugs than me" "But at the same time-" "That outfit is doing everything right!"

"Lame? Nah. Lame is pretending you’re above it while you do the exact same thing." She tilts her head, smirking. "Only difference is, I don’t lie to myself about why I enjoy it."

"Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Of course I would show back up to realize it's Sunday." "So go fuck yourself or whatever. #SeductiveSunday and fuck you"

"Oh shit. It's sunday- ugh"

"...Hitting something over and over does sound nice... Yeah, no. I’m not pretending a drum set is gonna scratch that itch." "That's too boring, ya big blue bore! If I’m gonna spend my time hitting something over and over, I’d rather it fight back."

"Clearly you don't know much. I do have hobbies. Rampant destruction and beating up dweebs." "See how my hobbies align with doing chaos? Because it's fun. It's fun to do and j like doing it" "So when I get the opportunity, I'm going to do it"

"2-1 against Sonic by the way but sure, yeah, whatever. He'll kick MY butt

"Seriously though there are levels to this. Realistically I could probably kill every single person in Restoration HQ before they even know it except for Sonic" "And yet some of them still have the balls to talk down to me." "I'm just saying, don't talk big if I can rip out your heart"

"Yeah yeah yeah. Whatever man Protector of the innocent or whatever. Some freedom you've got" "Can't even be free from your responsibilities. You probably get just as bored as I do you just don't admit it!"

"Shit we should plot evilly together sometime to do something diabolical!"

"It'll be fiiine. Don't worry about it. Somehow I get away with everything."

"REAL SHIT!"

"The more I hang around these restoration HQ Dweebs the more bored I get. Maybe I should start some drama. Get some people killed" "Do a whole, bad guy thing again and get forgiven."

"Okay ew. Hate that you said it like that, but you're really hyping it up" "If it doesn't live up to my expectations I'm airing out the whole resistance"

"I'm so in!"

"I was already in a shitty mood, but congrats, at least now I have a stupid face to take it out on" "A goofy, shitty wannabe. How typical, you won't be the first or last Sonic knock off that I knock the block off of"

"You don't want this fight. So I'll give you one chance to fuck off"

"Cuz I'm so cool and hot"

"You know what, I like your attitude. Alright. Get- get over here. Dap... Dap me up"

"A little bit both can go a long way. Who needs therapy when I have a hedgehog shaped punching bag"

"Well I thought I was implying that it's both but I guess I didn't get the message through clear enough" "I did like it, that's the bottom line"

"I'll let it slide cause I think that it's funny, but that was atrocious"

"These people think they're great and I find it Ironic" "I'll giggity Lois then beat the hell out of Sonic"

"Nom Noms?"

"My ass gets the most attention so whatever. Guess you get it last minute. Fuck you" #SeductiveSunday

"... Interesting advice. I think I'll take it. Thanks"

"Eh, as long as it doesn't have Caffeine or too much sugar I'm fine with anything. I like things I can chew on though" "Makes my teeth feel good" She washes off the question pretty casually. More concerned with the movie and Pibb than snacks