When girls sit down and their thighs get bigger 😍 *positive grunts*

IM GONNA FUXKING DIE DISEASE SYPTOMS: My tummy hurts

yall only have 13 reasons? fucking amateurs

Self care is canceled we putting alcohol in slushees and actin out

How can you not believe in dinosaurs when they literally died for your sins

sorry can u repeat that my toes felt weird inside my shoe

A WORLD WITHOUT TRANS PEOPLE HAS NEVER EXISTED AND IT NEVER WILL

pet play but i dress up as a bat and get trapped in ur attic and scream

Feelin gay might do cute shit later :3

“You’re so pretty” okay then make me a playlist

Schrödingers Flirt: where I am both Totally Kidding and Actually Flirting depending on whether or not you're into it

The only difference between you and A rooster is a rooster says cockadoodledoo and you say anycockledoo

So, apparently I have an attitude.... whatever the fuck that means

princess sun, bitch moon, brat rising

Imma make sure all my sĥøøter§ atheist bc i know they gonna blasphemy 😤

The Way I drive ik I’m meant to have a hellcat😫

If we were both opossums would u sit in a trashcan and eat garbage with me be honest

my tarot cards said ur a bitch

Just an eepy girl :3

Ya know if the mutiverse exists that means there's a reality where Donald Trump is trans

I'm like 30 tattoos behind schedule...

Wish we could leave voice comments, I would be hissing, barking and moaning in your posts and pictures. 😂

There will times in life where you crank that Soulja boy. And there will be other times where that Soulja boy cranks you. Respond accordingly

i will restart the entire song if u talk over it idc

What goes up must come down so please stop making me feel like I’m on top of the world. The fall always hurts the most

Your religion does not prohibit me from anything. It prohibits you. Learn the difference.

I love being babied and spoiled like the little demon princess I am.

15-year-old me would wake up at 6:30AM to get ready for school, and immediately start listening to black veil brides. i didn't even try to give the day a good chance.

A kiss from me to you 😘

Surprise new makeup, new hair, and new piercings ✨️

Ohio isn't real, it was made up by Hawthorne Heights to sell albums.

I be on some shit that ain't even come out the ass yet

Not to flirt or anything but id totally share my crayons with you if you were hungies 🥺

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹UCK ICE

babe u barely touched my last nerve, are u okay 🥺

-Being drunk does not excuse cheating. -Being drunk does not excuse rape. -Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole. -Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior. -Being drunk is not an excuse. Control yourself or don't drink.

boobs have the same affect on me as laser pointers do on cats

They're putting estrogen in the wi-fi

i feel like no one ever gets slizzered or fly like a G6 anymore

Yo if I can't pull up and be peculiar dont even send that invite fr

Cosplay as her favorite anime character, and fuck her 🥰

I wish I had friends that sent me nude$ out of the blue🥺

I remember back in the day when pegging meant riding on the back of your homies bike 😂

Buy your valentine a dagger for her leg 🤍

Those ✨️EVERYTHING✨️ showers take way too long 🥲

I say cool beans a lot for someone who's beans are luke warm at best

To all doms and tops alike i wish you all very M A K E ME

I swear if a hot goth girl doesn't spit tequila in my mouth this year thats it 😤