You like trans girls dont you squidward 😏

Another Lil skate clip

Skating in a pencil dress can be done just a PSA for yall

Purple or blue ?

Me without makeup :P

Trapaholics mix tape

Is sex with angels considered monsterfucking? And follow up question: Would the angels consider us bestiality?

[high as shit, to the 7/11 cashier]: please sir, I beg of you. fetch me two of those delightful little taquitos, {turning to look at my gf, who is facing the wrong way) and mayhaps a lone buffalo wing for th lady {realizing I am actively pissing Likes my pants} posthaste, gentle man,

It’s getting hot out so please remember that no matter what I’m wearing it isn’t an invitation to touch or harass me. Also any size or gender can wear whatever the fuck they want and if you have something nasty to say about it maybe you should just stay inside. 😉

Calling me beautiful and then just not bouncing on it like the Pixar Lamp is not okay lil momma

I think my addiction to buying stuff i don't need started at the scholastic book fair

I wonder what the other me's are up to in all the other dimensions right now

How much for a gram of I'm proud of you?

4/20 is also how attractive I am

Idc about ur favorite color. Tell me which 1000 Ways to Die episode traumatized you.

Honestly ain't no liquor good... I just drink it bc it make me feel like Crash Bandicoot

So you think you can just throw dat a$$ in a circle and im just supposed to be impressed?? Nah fam throw that a$$ im a rhombus ok lemme see da booty get quadrilateral with it then ill be impressed! Then ill be like parallelogram more like paralleadaaaaaaamn!!!!

It's something about a speed limit that don't sit right with my foot.

⭐️☆☆☆☆ Adulting 1 star. Do not recommend

Hey girl boss gorilla grip Coochie queen, you wanna get coffee and go Thrifting?

IDOLIZING A POLITICIAN IS LIKE BELIEVING THE STRIPPER REALLY LIKES YOU

Anyone on here have Bluesky?

Rope bondage is just a really big friendship bracelet

bartender: the usual? me: you know it bartender: *gives me a forehead kiss

*slides $20 to the Movie Theater employee* "turn on the subtitles bruh"

People who use their apps in dark mode are the same people who don't like the big lights

All stealth rolls today are ineffective for trans people they can see us

she’s a 10 but she uses small forks because big forks give her bad vibes

I think my addiction to buying things i don't need started at the scholastic book fair

I’m Rans now, I was trans but I started a T blocker…

And whenever a conservative asks that dumb question "what is a woman?" I answer "anyone who covers her drink when you are around"

I knew something was wrong wit me when I wanted Swiper to rob Dora

Just tryna get caught up in a goth girls fishnets like a trout this summer 🥴

I hope a pretty girl spits tequila in my mouth dis summer 😩😅🥴

I'm in the business of misery, I'm a bottom not a top Or whatever Paramore said

stress level: bam margera's mom in literally every episode of viva la bam

Anxiety level: Andre's grandma from Victorious

Don't lie your crystal obsession started with the webkinz crystal shop

Today is my 1 year anniversary of HRT :3

Your "i didn't grow up listening to Hollywood undead" is showing

When I die, don’t look for me in the sunsets.. I’ll be chasing you up the stairs after you turn the lights off😚🫶🏻

Wyd if I bite you?

I'm just tryin to be a lover girl damn it 🥴😭

Maturing is realizing the best snacks aren't food... they're the one reading this right now! 😱

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum🤡

My mom said we can be mentally ill together if it's okay with your mom