the bedazzled G really ties the hat together

I, for one, am glad we’re finally solving Tylenol. We’re making it stronger, right?

With Aaron Banks and Brant Banks, the Packers are forming The EmBankment®️ on the o-line.

Just now hearing that the rapture is this week. Really looking forward to moving up a few spots on the season ticket waiting list.

This guy knows how to party.

#actually, they won!

I’m not mad. I’m just disappoint.

Browns only offense is waiting for the yellow flag to hit the ground.

Dude

Kraft singles have no expiration date.

Never forget youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY?...

Funny fact: this is also the progression of liking sauerkraut. No explanation, you just love it.

“Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter?” “No, Donny, these men are cowards.”

How fast did he get up? Cheese has a five second rule.

“I just want everyone to be very, VERY clear on something: Jeff Hafley has no interest in being an NFL head coach. Remove him from your talking points and your lists.” -Jeff Hafley’s agent maybe, probably not, but maybe 🤞

I’ll bite. Why are the Browns?

JJ McCarthy…nice.

I think what we’ve learned so far is that you shouldn’t give friendless internet trolls power.

Jordan Love is three yards deeper than the next closest. Size matters.

found out I’m in a suite for the Panthers game ama

I hope Jayden Reed got the 2-for-1 price on his surgery. Gotta shop the deals with the prices on everything nowadays.

postcards are a forgotten means of communication

Still stands.

Nice block

Yeah, but at least I won’t be an absolute dork, you friendless weenie.

JJ Trubisky

The Packers have a commanding division lead after this week.

🤔

everyone that made fun of the Packers for trying to get this banned owes them an apology or something

Tom Brady: “Anyone can win one Super Bowl.” Lions and Vikings:

Didn’t realize we had to watch the Vikings twice in primetime. Kinda gross.

No other team in the NFL is 2-0.

No other team in the NFL is 2-0.

Hubris.

@jasonjwilde.bsky.social Never thought I’d hear you say “shaggin’ wagon” on air, but I’m glad I was tuned in when it happened.

tough morning for the Nixon witchhunters

turn this one up, I love this song

It was dominant…for a Thursday night game. Thursdays are weird. The games have to be judged on a scale. This was Thursday dominant.

I would spend so much time chit-chatting on the field after the game. Just moving from one old teammate, buddy, coach, new best friend, grounds crew guy, security guard, to whomever was still there. They’d have to ring a bell to remind me to hit the shower.

I’d like to congratulate Wicks for moving into the “good hands people” friends after last year’s tough run.

Refs really want us to remember they’re here too.

Brooks was here.

Packers honoring Sterling Sharpe tonight is nice, but I honor him every day. I’m just built different.

Sounded like Al said, “At Dallas they get a bye.” Kind of agree.