It’s not uncommon for police to not let stray dogs into the station to piss on the floors.

Also Joe Burrow doesn’t play defense.

If Joe Burrow is really that big of a difference maker, fire Zac Taylor tonight.

Watching the 2nd half, I actually don’t think the hit would hurt that bad. All these open field misses and arm tackles. I think I would be ok after the hit.

I think I could lace up right now against this Bengals defense and get a 1st down. I’m not saying once I get hit, I’ll be able to stand back up, but I bet I can get 10 yards before they hit me.

Get Newton off the field. He’s 3 steps behind anyone he’s suppose to be covering.

Zac Taylor, get your team on the same page!

Fire Al Golden, I’ve seen enough already this year/game.

Why is Logan Wilson doing pass coverage outside the numbers 1 on 1?

I don’t know Al Golden. Not using DB’s to cover their WR’s doesn’t seem to be working that well. But idk, they aren’t paying me $1 million a year to figure that out.

Ted didn’t move anything besides his head. Terrible call refs!

Bengals offense has ALLOWED 14 points in the 1st half. Just awful. Defense is trying even as soft as they are, they are finally doing stunts up front to get pressure, but when your offense is giving up TD’s you can’t do much.

Zac Taylor is calling this offense like he is playing not to lose instead of trying to win. Down 17-0, he’s now playing calling like he’s trying to move the ball, but not too much effort.

Hey @bengais.bsky.social tell Zac Taylor to throw the ball down field and to stop having the WR’s run sit down routes. Let Jake throw the ball to a moving WR. We are making it easy on the Vikings defense.

Stop running the ball up the middle every first down Zac Taylor!

This is about to be a long 3 months as a Bengals fan, with a lot of yelling at Jake and Zac Taylor. That play is on Jake cause Jamarr was open with a throw leading him inside.

When will the Bengals learn that this soft zone defense does not actually work in the NFL?!

Does UC football have a coach or players on the sideline? Yet to see the camera show Frederick Scott Satterfield. Figure out some camera work @espn.com I mean I’ve seen Patrick Mahomes more than I’ve seen UC coaching staff.

Credit scores are such a scam. I paid off my student loan and my score dropped 66 points.

Why don’t all the pro-life people protest all the wars?

The @lafitness.bsky.social that I go to is so dumb. They open Pilates and no one signs up, and it’s never super busy except the basketball courts. So what do they do? Close the basketball court to open up more lift space that is never crowded to begin with. So out of touch with their customers.

Taco Bell is good normally but it’s even better when you’re tipsy/drunk.

A little bit of water on the road and all of Cincinnati forgets how to drive.

These coaches gotta be more aggressive on the bases. If the ball is still in the outfield with the players back to the plate and the girl has rounded 3rd send her! My arm would be waving like a windmill in a tornado!

Getting really tired of Oklahoma softball. Can we start talking about not having the WCWS in their backyard ever year?

If you smoke cigarettes in your car, don’t drive uber

There should be radio stations that get ran by TouchTunes. It’s revenue generating and people get to hear what they want.

We haven’t been a proper country since Harambe was murdered.

Outside of Elly and Greene, have any of the @reds.com been made aware the season has started?

How wild and fun would a song be if it was Chappell Roam and Doechii?! You just know that would be a vibe!

My favorite thing to do right now is anytime I see an ad pop up on my Snapchat feed, I block the profile. I didn’t ask for that crap.

Duke dismantles Alabama 85-65 to advance to the Final Four 🔥

161-1 season still intact!

Refs are making sure their whistles work often in the Duke vs. Arizona game #MarchMadness

That hook and hold needs reviewed. He drug Kon to the ground and then held him there while Kon asked the ref for help it was that long.

The start of the @reds.com journey to a 162-0 record begins today! #OpeningDay

Tyrese Proctor has a clip on him today and I don’t know the limit! #MarchMadness

If Creighton shoots like this all tourney, they will win the championship.

Kerry: “did you have Dilly Bar days in school?” Me: “no, my school was poor. I was in the third poorest county in the nation when I was growing up” Her starts laughing and realizing what she asked.

Clemson as a 5 seed over Louisville who beat them twice and 1 of those just earlier this week. #MarchMadness

Play in games for the the NCAA tourney should be the bubble teams, not conference champions.

Isaiah Evans might be the best role player in the country.

As a heterosexual white man, the chokehold that Pink Pony Club has on me can not be healthy.

Been watching the Twilight series with my wife the past year. Just finished Eclipse… still team Jacob. I don’t think I can ever switch.

Looks like @bengais.bsky.social are in rebuild mode 🫠

Gimme S’more from Ben and Jerry’s might be an all time flavor. Just wow!

Best way to tell if someone is drunk driving in Cincinnati is if they are driving without swerving. All these pot holes got me testing my vision.

If there was ever a doubt about Kendrick winning the battle over Drake, this puts that to rest. Kendrick killing this half time.

Tony Romo is sitting at home crying while looking in the mirror talking about Mahomes making great throws.