celeb traitors uk >>>>>>> traitors us

the way stack says “i ain’t doin’ this shit without u, there is no me without u” to smoke & then has to live another 60+ years as a vampire w/out him is actually!!!!! very personal to me

need someone to explain to me why my roommate keeps turning off all the lights in the house when she knows i’m gonna be coming home late including the lights that EYE specifically left on because i knew i was coming home late!! at least leave the outside light that EYE!! turned on before i left on!!

ughhhhhh i had another student complain to me abt a problem student & the fact that he makes inappropriate comments (he does). we watched unfriended tonight & he kept saying he didn’t care that everyone died & everyone deserved to die in the film & i could tell other students were getting frustrated

we’re watching unfriended this week in my film class & while i personally think it’s a great horror film, my students are going to be so insufferable abt it (they already told me it was bad). i’m starting to think im the only horror fan in the whole damn room.

he said “i’m keeping my distance until i get an apology & a promise you’ll stop getting an attitude & giving me the cold shoulder when i change plans” as if “changing plans” is not just flaking last minute every time & then followed it up w “i know ur depressed & down” yes so the solution clearly is

i genuinely feel like i’m going crazy lol

“u hurt my feelings by being rude abt the fact that i flaked out on u” ??? my feelings are hurt!!!!! when am i allowed to have hurt feelings? i would like to know lol

cancelled film… contemplating cancelling art history, but that would really fuck my schedule

it’s gonna be 20 degrees tomorrow… i’m cancelling film :P

on the bright side marty supreme won nothing 🙂‍↕️🤭

academy should have one voting member & that voting member should be me!!!!!!!

sinners best picture let’s go

MICHAEL B. JORDAN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and fuck adrien brody too

i don’t care abt PTA !!!!!

i think “last time (i seen the sun)” is a better song than “i lied to you” 🫣

the way i don’t gaf abt one battle after another at all smh

Ryan Coogler becomes the second black filmmaker in #Oscars  history to win the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay.

sean penn over delroy lindo is crazy work, fuck hollywood lmfao

ok it’s my weekly “complain abt flaking” hour. if ur a chronic flake, 1. pls stop putting it on ur friend. if u know ur gonna flake, own up to it & stop waiting for ur friend to be like, “so we’re still on for tonight right?” only to get a “no” in response. nothing enrages me more. & 2. u can’t ever

:( i have to give a conference presentation tomorrow :( i don’t wanna :( i hate my topic :( i hate my dissertation :( i don’t wanna do it :(

i haaaaaaate having to choose an outfit every day

i want to cancel class so bad 😭😭😭😭

not to be like. not woke or whatever. but i am very sick of my friends cancelling plans or changing plans because they “don’t feel like being around ppl rn.” have u considered that… ur depressed because… humans are social animals… & u have increasingly isolated urself thru ur own choices & actions…?

i’m still reeling at the fact that me saying fictional characters are plot devices used to push a narrative forward was a controversial statement that inspired such anger in my students lol

watching the kardashians & kourtney has gotten so deeply unlikable it’s crazy lol like literally what???? is she in some type of cult or something ?? cause the “everything must be peaceful & drama free all the time” is cult mentality

ommgggggg fun. here’s mine 🤭🤭

here is what i will say: i don’t think this is a gen z problem but its a problem i’ve noticed WITH gen z because i teach film to gen z but i actually think its comes from the internet & grass roots film criticism. i think there is an unwillingness or inability to suspend disbelief & immerse urself

my students were complaining abt the characters in our current film being used for plot points for the main characters & they got mad at me when i told them that all fictional characters are a plot points, they’re main function in fictional narrative is to propel a plot along

guys what’s the gaylor drama now

before tonight’s screenings, one of my students asked if i’d ever consider putting good films on the syllabus & i’m like… the point of film scholarship is not if a film is “good” or “bad”!!!!!!!!!

college students read the directions challenge: impossible, apparently

gotta be honest, i think selena just saw a fan theory online one too many times & internalized it & started to believe it & now is stating it as fact as something taylor told her. i genuinely don’t think it’s any deeper than that on this one lol

i told my friend i think id be very susceptible to a cult & she said absolutely not cause they’d ask me to do something & id just say no lol but i still think id fall for it tbh

saw sinners again & CRIED MY EYES OUT even more cause it’s so devastating knowing what happens omg literal perfect movie

“last time i seen my brother… last time i seen the sun… & just for a few hours, we was free” FUCKKKKKKKK let me die 😭😭😭😭

going to see sinners tomorrow—a movie i saw 3 times in theater because i thought it was THAT amazing—w someone who didn’t like it at all :/ do u think this will ruin my experience lol

"The less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt—your capital.

i am constantly praising my students & telling them they’ve done a great job, but they remain soooooo antagonistic towards me, i genuinely don’t get it :/

i have to pee so bad but i was in there an hour ago & there was a giant FUCKING ROACH on the WALL because my landlord still has not done ANYTHING to remedy the infestation despite the fact that i researched & bought her the traps w MY OWN MONEY & i can’t do it myself because of her animals & my

making my students read society of the spectacle before we watch spree

remember to boycott scream 7 btw

dissertation writing thread day 2 listened to mambo no 5 50 times & then switched to you’re still the one trying out fantasy by mariah carey today

live dissertation writing thread restarted my first chapter last night & wrote 3 pages in an hour off the dome omw to the library now to start for today

my friend keeps telling me that my “interpretation of events” is wrong every time we have a disagreement & if i’m being honest, im getting really annoyed with it. she’s been doing it for months & now she’s telling our other friends that my “interpretations” are wrong. i’m so fucking over it.

the literacy crisis is real cause i have college students complaining to me that reading 20 pages in a week is too much…

we’re doing the mughal empire in art history tomorrow so i think im gonna talk abt the cartier necklace margot robbie recently wore

i asked my bestie what jestermaxxing is & he said “isn’t that what u do everyday” 🧍‍♂️

i just had a student complain to me abt another student being disruptive & asked if i could talk to him… ughhhhhhhh