Steam reviews be like: NOT RECOMMENDED -893 hours played I got this game for free as a kickstarter backer. The graphics are gorgeous and the story is beautiful. Dont waste your time though, the game has been trash since bows were nerfed to the ground in the 1.2.5 update. The devs should be killed.

LOL, what are they smoking at the White House, and what are they smoking at IGN. "Two betrayals." I want off the ride now, please.

These are great for when you're craving a Dr. Pepper, but want it to taste like shit.

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Get excited, we're doing one of these again. I've been busy and have some fun stuff to show off. See you Sunday night!

Everyones talking about the raptor tomorrow. I cant wait. Dinosaurs are very cool and theyre finally almost here. I hope theres a pterodactyl and a triceratops.

I already can't stand how comfortable people are using Chat GPT to do their thinking, but when they call it "Chat GBT," it makes me die a little inside. You've outsourced your brainpower to a program that you don't even know the correct name of.

Why is it a social etiquette to knock on a public bathroom door AFTER trying the handle and finding out it's locked? Do you have to hear a response from someone inside before just going to another toilet? How could that possibly benefit anyone? I will never understand the logic there.

If you're taking too long and there's a huge line, the self checkout should kill you. If you're trying to go in the "out" door while people are leaving, the door should kill you. If you park like shit the parking spot should kill you. No, I'm not irritable this morning. Why do you ask?

Superhero: "If you don't stop destroying New York City soon, Dr. Death, you'll leave me no choice but use my REAL power to MAKE you stop." NYC resident, a mother of 5 whose minivan has been crushed for the third time this year: "...your what?"

Detectives in every True Crime documentary: "This case was unlike any other homicide I'd ever seen. Once I saw the victim was a young, beautiful white woman, I knew I would stop at nothing to find the killer. I never worked as hard as that in my entire 35-year career."

Top 5 contributors to the world's plastic pollution: #1. Coca-Cola #2. PepsiCo #3. Nestlé #4. The water bottles on the floor of your car. #5. Unilever

Tap. Hit. Bang. Pound. Crush. Crack. Split. Smash. Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the euphemisms for having sex keep getting boulder.

I saw a headline about Norman Reedus' son getting arrested, which I haven't really looked into the details of. But the important thing is I also learned he named his son Mingus. Mingus Reedus. That's crazy.

We almost had Silksong, Deltarune, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2, Metroid Prime 4, and GTA 6 all come out in the same year. Half life 3 confirmed?

Two weeks

Do you think the Tooth Fairy has scheduling issues with the seasonal workers like Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? Or is there like a union for people who break into childrens' homes and leave things?

Hot dog buns are not very good at being bread. Bottom tier bread easily.

Contrary to what people may tell you, taking candy from a baby isn't as easy as you think. Those people only know weak babies.

Baldur's Gate 3 had such good voice acting. First off, the cast is just very talented. The chemistry between the PCs is real. You can tell there was strong direction and editing. In a game with so many choices, it's a testament that all paths, all versions of those characters, feel genuine.

Saw this on the bulletin board at work today.

Does The Paintress from Claire Obscura: Expedition 33 knows about leap year? What if you're born on Feb 29? Or is she operating on her own internal calendar? Also, it must suck being born the day before the number changes. Then, when you're older, you only get to be the max age for one day.

Breaking News: After downloading Signal on multiple Pentagon computers, Pete Hegseth was able to install Sims 3 on his government PC. However, after being unable to download several update patches due to security firewalls, he was forced to spend the day on Cool Math Games instead.

I think if I gave a panda bear a Playstation 5, it could be better teammate than the people I encounter in Marvel Rivals. Also it would be cute.

Who would win in a fight; A guy who makes philly cheesesteaks on a blackstone grill, or one of those guys who makes rolled ice cream on a cold slab? They each are equipped with two spatulas. Considering their damage types, I know who I'm betting on.

I'm not really sold on Elden Ring Nightreign yet. Less exploration, no choosing your stats, no armor, no quests, no story, randomized runs under time pressure from a fortnite style storm, no legacy dungeons, not built around solo. Seems like the only thing Elden Ring about it is the aesthetic.

This is exactly the sort of dumb joke I want in every corner of my game.

idea. music for a bug. help him relax.

Steam should introduce a setting that stops Big Picture mode from ever opening no matter what, and also deletes Big Picture mode from every version of Steam in existence, and erases the memory of Big Picture mode from the minds of all people; past, present, and future. That could be useful.

Got some really bad news today that makes the future that much more uncertain. Please, if you can, keep your subs up for my channel or buy some merch or art. It's all I have right now as financial security slips farther and farther away.

Sometimes I think people who "lost their voice" are faking it. They're always talking more than anybody.

Remember memes?

Im here now

What happens when you ask chat to draw a lizard in 25 seconds? Some of them will ignore the 25 second restriction, clearly! There's too many contributors to fit in one post, so peep the reply for the folks that made this happen!