I can’t wait to wear them out!

worm I do not want to be mom’s bravest boy

worm My mom makes me kill cockroaches, but only because I’m the bravest, not brave

They’re so cute!

"Does it HAVE to be my bed?"

She's getting ready for her lunch with @inthebelfry.bsky.social

Inspirational, Icon, Immaculate!

It quickly dissolves into a kissing fight.

Then her cheek, then other cheek, then chin, then lips, then...

kisses her nose

Returning the favor.

“Sweet!” “It’s on the roof of a hotel, if I’m there before you all probably be at the lobby bar.”

“Sweet! I’m staying at the Loews Gotham.”

“Hooray!” “Wear something nice, and not scary.”

“The wine menu is longer than the food one.”

“Yay! Can you pick me up?”

“Perfect!” “Giano’s at noon work?”

“How about this nice Italian place? No blood!”

“Oh I’m so sorry if I crossed any lines!” “Granted you were also stalking me but how about we just… put that all behind us?”

“Well… thanks? I think?” “I’ll forgive the creepy part if you take me out for lunch.”

“Oh that’s… actually kinda sweet…” “Where did you get that mark from?”

<- feeling conflicted feelings about being stalked by pretty women

“Okay…” “What inspired you to do so? You say it’s a whim but why ME specifically?”

“O H O K A Y!” … “Why don’t to remember anything from last night?!”

“On that specific spot of your neck? Must’ve been a weird situation.”

“Oooh a mark? Where’s that from?”

“What? Lemme see!” She butts in, trying to see.

“I don’t remember last night at all, actually.”

“I mean it looked like your handwriting…” “If that wasn’t you I’m gonna be sad… and probably need to change my locks…”

“One of your knife things was pinned to my headboard with the note on it.”

“So when you said you wanted to taste my blood that wasn’t a cute flirty thing because you saw me reading a vampire book?”

“Well that just makes it cuter.”

“I think that confirms it.”

"Hmm, smile again real quick."

“There’s no way it tastes good…”

“Tastes just fine to me. Try it.” She hands her burger over.

… “K E T C H U P”

"You just put your own blood on it."

...

"You're cute when you smile~"

"huh..." And she was out.

📲: oh 📲: yeah sure I guess

“Really it’s cute. You’re like a big cat!” She reaches up and pets its big round head.

“I figured.” Mouth still full of sweet treats.

She stumbles a bit but stays up. “Oh neat trick! You know I ran hurdles in high school!” Unfazed somehow.

📲: you have glasses?! 📲: oh shit yeah I think I have them

“Yeah sure… go be a hero… hopefully you don’t get stretched too thin…”

“Christ…” She sits back, sweating and panting. “All of that… nonsense… supervillains and superheroes all throwing fists and fire and we’re just caught in the crosshairs… hoping to god that someone notices us and makes sure we get to see tomorrow…”

“HELP ME BEFORE I BURN!”