What's cooking in the kitchen...

Why is it the only time I like getting my picture taken is when I am naked...

Come and have a seat.... Maybe I got that in the wrong order....

How hairy is to hairy....

Hey, what are you looking at...

This is a dignified picture, don't you think...

Well this sums up my day, how is your day going....

Twist and shout and let it all hang out...

What I lack in reality, I make up for in enthusiasm...

Look, no hands...

How is your Sunday Funday going....

Slightly angled or full profile pic.... What looks better.

Well I got one leg up but I may need help getting the other one up too....

How are those muscles looking from where you are....

Open to suggestions on what to do with my legs so I don't have to keep them crossed...

Docking procedures getting underway...

Keep your hands to yourself, that's what I was always told...

Manspreading feels better when you are naked....