you get sick and go “let me handle this on my own” and I’m like “let me take care of you until you’re okay” 😅 we have our styles… what matters is that you get better and come back ❤️

tonight I’ll finally be able to drink again after ages I’m planning to only reach out to kind-hearted people, because I might have lost my edge a bit 🫠 but it’ll all be fine

I try my best not to call football “soccer” but damn there are so many of you!

I ate half a jar of melatonin gummies… and I’m still awake

Dentist 🦷 they’re playing some European movie about “this beautiful dog is going to die” and all I can do is keep my head down and scroll on my phone, trying to ignore the kid in the waiting room reacting to every scene

London 2012 opening ceremony was magical 🇬🇧 youtu.be/DKtoUQLzOPA?...

Dad doesn’t really care about soccer, but he still spent 20 minutes on the phone with me while I was talking about Neymar slapping Robinho’s son

I’ll never forgive how Zachary Levi and pretty much the rest of the cast ruined Chuck for me this would be such a perfect night to binge a few episodes, but then I remember them… 🤢

Tá aí a história mais saborosa do ano

O garçom de uns vinte e poucos anos usou as gírias do Casimiro Miguel para me atender Faltou um "meteu essa" pro rapaz gabaritar

Making enemies with stupid people is worse than having a smart enemy. A stupid person will use anything as a weapon. A smart one at least fears consequences and knows better than to leave obvious traces.

My kingdom for a Gatorade

I’d be a great Hallmark card writer it’s a shame that job probably doesn’t even exist anymore

decided I’m going to have pancakes right now

One thing I picked up from my late sister: If a product has no sugar, it’s carrying something else. No fat, same story “Low preservatives” usually means they found another way to hold it together Nothing really disappears, it just moves around

In electoral campaigns around the world, most teams obsess over ad metrics, but the real leverage still sits in canonical TV news You don’t buy it, you earn it’s where legitimacy gets assigned and the agenda is set Ignore it and you’re paying more to chase attention that was already decided at 8pm

Most professors would frame tomorrow’s lecture as a procedural manual for a post-TV world I’m taking the opposite route. I’m walking in with numbers to dismantle the noise that we’re somehow destined to be fully digital

What’s being researched in communication these days is also pretty boring We’ve been focusing on distribution and technologies instead of format The new formats, and the ones that actually survived

Tomorrow I’m giving a lecture about something I like so much I’d even pay to talk about it. There was a time I thought about being a professor. It would only make sense if every day felt like tomorrow.

I was taking caffeine capsules at night thinking they were antioxidants I should be taking both in the morning, by the way

gave someone a polite no, the kind that should be enough. apparently not a shared interpretation so I’ll just shift into quiet mode and let the message resolve itself on its own

Lunch got rescheduled to 4pm which feels less like lunch and more like a polite denial of reality

I get absurdly happy talking about the tiniest details and random quirks of things I like 😁

Marvel Unlimited saving me on sleepless nights but it’s also the kind of company that keeps you up until 3am 😶

Saudades de Ana Paula Renault

I’m having dinner alone, so I don’t have anyone to ask: Is it my taste buds, or has this Chinese rice completely lost its flavor?

learning when words are just extra (but I still insist on using even the light soy sauce) youtube.com/watch?v=P1If...

Vou receber um SEDEX: Enviado: 27/abr Previsão de recebimento: 4/mai

Still Mounjaro... well, the challenge is getting people the chance breaking the patent would be important for that i saw it costs around $1000 in the US here in brazil it’s about $500 they’re basically pricing it based on what people can afford

someone i know lost 30kg and is celebrating today mounjaro is really good. nothing worked before and they didn’t want bariatric surgery

🖤 youtu.be/sZTpLvsYYHw?...

Acústico MTV IRA youtu.be/wINXDhM0vvw?...

Chove lá fora e aqui

I talk to myself a lot in my notes app The peak is when I’m sure about something and my “writing self” grabs me by the collar and makes me rethink everything Also I’m a terrible reader so don’t worry I’m never publishing anything 🙂

At the second mall, he almost started crying. Maybe I’m the worst educator in the world.

Uncle of the year? I’m seriously exhausted after going through three shopping malls looking for licensed Minecraft toys my nephew would actually like.

I’m gonna make my physical therapist happy and actually buy all the equipment he told me to for working out at home 😡 (My biggest effort in these exercises will be sitting down and getting back up 🥲)

I got promoted. Or demoted. Not sure yet. The job is harder now. I’ll sleep a little more to calm myself.

Tonight I’m going with my parents to a burger place right next to an LGBTQ nightclub line to the entrance It was my idea. I like entertainment. Maybe someone will call my name.

Post-pump kind of mood

Darkness lies to you. Great classic youtu.be/EP1LiJCkpeo?...

Yes, I’m romantic. People just want something casual and physic 🥲💩🦴

Meu pai faz tratamento com Roacutan. Caímos na propaganda da indústria farmacêutica que o paraguaio não presta. MENTIRA Os exames continuaram demonstrando melhoras excepcionais e o peso seque caindo muito.

As a teen, I was homophobic to feminine guys, even though I was gay. So I think it matters to explain things to people like that. It can change some opinions. Not everyone, but some. And that’s enough.

Once, someone was surprised I’m gay and said: “Good thing you’re not feminine.” It was during a soccer game. The idiot who said that spent over 50 minutes getting a full lecture on identity from me. He even missed his team’s goal because I wouldn’t let it go.

Today I went to the pharmacy to buy some medicine, and they asked my age. I said I was 28.

The gay community in Bluesky is AMAZING Love you guys

I’m monogamous, and that might be a problem: Let’s say I “ended”, in quotes, a relationship. I still don’t feel sexual attraction toward anyone else. I know myself, now I could go a few months in abstinence.

Injuring my knee and having to quit physical activities like CrossFit pushed me into depression And I feel like it’s getting worse every day I’m not asking anyone for help Much less for pity or sympathy I just wanted to be next to the person I love and live. Even if it meant living without knee

It’s the internet. We can’t grab a coffee. But somehow, by talking so much, we end up knowing everything about each other’s daily lives. I want to send this special hug, because he was FUNDAMENTAL during some difficult days A promise: I’ll always be here! Thanks @fanglittlefang.bsky.social ♥️