Nada supera a audácia do dev que lida com 10 usuários por dia dando aula de infraestrutura sobre o gargalo da Mega da Virada. Sugerir "ajustes simples" pra um sistema que engoliu o Pix e atrasou o sorteio é de uma coragem invejável.

Nada supera a audácia do dev que lida com 10 usuários por dia dando aula de infraestrutura sobre o gargalo da Mega da Virada. Sugerir "ajustes simples" pra um sistema que engoliu o Pix e atrasou o sorteio é de uma coragem invejável.

Gifting you all with my silence today. enjoy.

The future is so damn good! It's on me... mark my words and charge me later 😉

I think a lot about happiness For me, being happy is to be intense, to go fast when life needs movement, and to not be afraid to start again with a light heart 2025 was a great, intense year, and full of surprises So let's starts over 😉♥️

Tradition says that the color of your underwear on New Year’s Eve defines the energy you attract for the new cycle: Here, getting my nicest red boxers ready for this year 😌♦️

The aunt who heard a worker at the mall and gave me a year of Men’s Health Brasil at home when I was 16. Really important for my… “health” 😝 Love that aunt!

2x the time, 0.5x the gains, 100% the fun Go walk your gymbro today! 🤣

When i’m super happy someone basically has to shove food in my face so I remember to eat 😅🍴

Listening to The Killers like it’s 2006 and I’m 16. Don’t do the math.

Can we start the New Year’s resolutions? I will fill the alt text on every photo I post in 2026. Just found out today there’s a button to always remind me to do it. (and everybody deserves to know how hot I am!)

At Christmas, I usually step away and give space and time so "the family" can gossip about me. Being the gay nephew is such a story. They just gotta talk.

For better or worse, people get way more vulnerable this last week of the year. One tiny slip and someone might tear you apart; one nice gesture can make them grateful for life. My honest advice: don’t go out, my friends!

Hot summer Christmas at the pool party plans ✅ 🎅 But it’s raining ⛈️ 👻 It's okay, can’t win every time

Size matters, and so does the work

Okay, I’m tipsy and emotionally available (drunk)

May christmas be light no unnecessary pressure no guilt that isn’t yours and the things that truly matter close by If it can’t be perfect, let it be peaceful. That’s already more than enough ✨😉

If I got a dollar for every gay guy with family dinner issues I see today… hang in there, my friends! 😂😘

Since this morning with this super weird feeling of being guilty for… something I have no clue what 😅 Not exactly a bad feeling, maybe it's what they call "The Christmas Spirit", who knows 🎄

About to go on a mall adventure with my nephew, totally feels like a bad Adam Sandler christmas movie 🎄⭐ wish me luck! At least wish that Jennifer Aniston gets replaced by a hot guy 😉

just breathe

I’ve never been into the “perfect” ones There’s something about raw, messy, loud energy that no gym body can replace Give me chaos, give me presence, give me a night that feels real I’ll take a wild night over a perfect pose any day 🔥🤐

Seriously, Marvel boys, Who even asked for Steve Rogers back? 😑

Judging by the posts I see, Santa's list is getting very, very naughty this year... 😈🎄

Arms did the talking today 💪

É greve dos Correios, é paralisação, é “80% funcionando” Mas quando a encomenda nem existe no sistema, alguma coisa está muito errada. Às vésperas do Natal, isso não pressiona governo nenhum. Só irrita a população e ajuda quem defende privatização.

Planejamento: Vou passar o Carnaval deste ano no Rio de Janeiro Acho Salvador perigoso e São Paulo me deprime, nos deprime, lugar triste

On Saturday I heard: “Please, Gustavo, tell me you’re not bisexual!” The guy I’m dating is clearly traumatized by you bisexuals. What have you been up to? 😅

Coisas que me irritam mais que um maromba dando palpite na minha dieta: A) um sedentário dando palpite na minha dieta

I feel like it’s a global thing that industrial food just keeps getting worse and worse in quality still, there are always a few really good imported products that said, god bless ice cream importers. importing ice cream must be HARD 🤌🍦

Is it okay to suddenly want my ex back around Christmas? 🤦

Size matters, and so does the work

Good morning Summer☀️ woke up in a surprisingly good mood today hope yours starts just as well 😉

Second date tonight. One to go! (sure, we’re “waiting” haha) 😉 Hope you're all having an amazing Saturday night, my friends 💙

My nephew gave me his old Spider-Man action figure and said it was my Christmas present 🤩🎄🎁 Knowing how sneaky we’ve been in this family since forever, I’m pretty sure he’s just investing in his future Christmas gift from uncle Gustavo 🧐😁

Tonight I’m drinking irresponsibly and fully embracing my happy, chaotic side Festive boxers on, friends warned See you soon, folks 🍻

¿Ya les dije que diciembre es cuando uno se enamora todos los días?

I have a date tonight and I picked a bar on the most aggressively Christmas looking street in town very family coded 😇🎄 intentionally misleading 😈🍷

El prototipo de español que nos va a arruinar la vida a todos... (bigotito y pendiente) 🫠

Pride is about living your life out loud, even on the days you’re tired. The parade is fun, but the real flex is existing comfortably the other 364 days. And I try.

Switching gears completely, I think I’m gonna order a key lime pie at the office. Honestly, that’s a winning argument, right?

Man, I need to delete so much from my socials if I want my US visa renewed. I’ll start on Christmas, just to keep it from piling up

I wish I was in the meeting where the lawyer said: "so yeah… we’re gonna dress you so damn hot"

had to drop a quick “bad joke, bro” during the post-crossfit beer circle. someone had to do it. my guy managed to offend at least four minorities in one go 💀

📋🎄 ✅ Dec 16: Murph workout (2025 edition) done 💪 hurts like hell

i’ve been keeping the "adult content" filter on, so I haven’t seen much of some of you, folks 😅 hope you’re all doing well. fully dressed or… almost not 😉

I need a gay friend to explain and binge-watch RuPaul’s Drag Race with me, starting from season one. At this point my gay card is fully at risk 😬

my favorite hobby is flirting at the grocery store, making a tuna joke, and holding eye contact like we’re on a date i’m really good at it 🛒😌

I’m mentally preparing myself to do the MURPH workout tomorrow with my CrossFit crew. I’ve always been against the philosophy behind it. It’s basically about pushing yourself to total exhaustion just for the sake of exhaustion, with zero real functional payoff. But… here we go anyway. 💀💪

o que me incomoda na érika hilton não é posição política, é o método ficar acionando instrumento jurídico que todo mundo sabe que não dará em nada não é ingenuidade, é escolha. dá like, dá manchete, mas não muda absolutamente nada, nunca!