“Okay, so… bottom line: when will I be able to squat twice my bodyweight again, doc?” 😅

Meu sonho acadêmico é dissertar sobre a ressaca institucionalizada até o almoço na Quarta-feira de Cinzas. Pesquisa de campo: bater de porta em porta, tipo um mórmon, 7h30 da manhã. Eu só preciso descobrir pra quê isso vai ser útil 🤔

Gravity tested my loyalty to the ground today. My knee lost, but honestly, I got lucky. And that’s what matters.

I wish there was an app that gave me a little electric shock every time I feel like posting about politics on Bluesky

No phone in your pocket can get you in serious trouble sometimes That’s big brother advice, so keep it

Friday NGL answers: ngl.link/gusq5064

another fun thing is chatting with my lovely strangers, some of them pretty depraved and naughty let’s go? compliments not allowed! 🛑 NGL: ngl.link/gusq5064

A few NGL answers: ngl.link/gusq5064

Tomorrow Carnaval starts My city empties out to the coast. My many evangelical friends 🙄 go to camps to escape "the Carnaval sin". Since my ideal perfect Carnaval is far, far away, I’ll use the quiet to organize closets and clear the mess left by 2025. A cleaning ritual to finally start 2026!

another fun thing is chatting with my lovely strangers, some of them pretty depraved and naughty let’s go? compliments not allowed! 🛑 NGL: ngl.link/gusq5064

I avoid sharing negative feelings on feed. I think complaining about the whole world is a very toxic way to deal with social media In moments like this, I try to look for the escape my own generation used to have, when life felt simpler: today I'm walking around with no music and no phone

🇧🇷 Brazilian paradox: 👉🏻 I’m in love ❤️ vs. 👉🏻 Carnaval is next week 🎭

Will you support me if I start tomorrow with a 5 km run in the park? I haven’t thought about the reward yet Open to suggestions 😋

Tired head tonight That’s probably what the three beers forgotten in my fridge are for.

Important work dinner tonight. Forgot my charisma home and didn't prepare the numbers. I’ll just talk about football and seduce then ⚽ Wish me luck 👍

Almost posted a very controversial opinion on Bluesky I think I’ll call my dad instead 👨🏻☎️

Today i waited for an alarm that was never set Now I'm late 😑

I need to buy more breathable, cooler underwear to work out 🥵

Today I learned I can list 17 different types of anxiety, all related to work

at the convenience store: 8 little bottles of Smirnoff Ice sunday behavior, but 8 (just in case this escalates into drama) 👍

February 1st Missed the sky

Super Bowl watch party. Not my choice, but here we go. Already decided I’m rooting for what some of you people call “soccer" ⚽

I am a guy who feels very safe talking to strangers, flirting, and having sex. I'm a confident man But when I am in love... well, I lose my dignity. No games, no proud And you know what? That is better somehow Makes it easy for everyone (except me, of course)

No performance tonight, just Blue Gatorade 💪

Hey guys, I’m drunk 😄 (friday pinned post)

Nevermind the jobs you had. Tell me 5 classes you took in college. 🔍 Semiotics 🇫🇷 French for Business (can't speak any French) 🗂️ Documentary Archiving (useless and mandatory) 🗣️ Language and Society 🌏 International Trade IV: China

just another room with mirrors

I’m looking at the reviews of a japanese restaurant and one of them says something like: "they ran out of soy sauce" (the guy still gave it 5 stars)

Just realized I can’t spell “dyslexic” (I'm not, but it's a really hard word to remember)

Snow socks (not chains but apparently fine) purchased, very slowly making our way up the mountain and dealing with the occasional obstacle like horse.

I called my mom to talk about a dog okay... she said “durability” to talk about the pet’s life expectancy 🐶

"Playboy é atitude, porra!"

Nevermind the jobs you had. Tell me 5 classes you took in college. 🔍 Semiotics 🇫🇷 French for Business (can't speak any French) 🗂️ Documentary Archiving (useless and mandatory) 🗣️ Language and Society 🌏 International Trade IV: China

Local (almost) News on TV: An elderly couple was ALMOST run over by a pickup truck. 5 minutes on it (that’s the kind of news you get when your city has 500k people living)

Today i’m very inclined to unpopular opinions. i’d better not post much 🫡

listening to nickelback. no guilt deal with it

how many weeks of noise does it take for a neighbor to finish a pool renovation google search

Thinking about this: Strokes were the soundtrack to some "very casually" homoerotic moments of my golden years (listening to “Meet Me in the Bathroom” now)

Must copy this method (but Excel, of course)

Weekly balance. Hard to explain 🎸

Back home. Boxers on. That’s maybe the plan.

Once i had a household accident and an ambulance came to get me. 1) I was put on the stretcher wearing only boxers; 2) taken out the street, in full view of neighbors, in boxers 3) went through all the hospital procedures: boxers From that day I became totally okay wearing boxers 🥲

mom, i have a crush on an american guy but don’t worry:

body did its thing.

I’m really happy whenever I get the chance to talk about Norwegian television with someone. Norway humor is one of the highest quality and deserves to be much better recognized around the world.

My turn to choose the poker playlist. Sorry, friends: Red Hot Chili Peppers Monarchy of Roses (2011) on Spotify