They want us sicker, they want us poorer, they want us stupider, they want us dead.

Here are books that are likely to be unavailable digitally if MAGA pressures carriers to ban them. They may even be physically banned. Buy as many as you can now.

With all of the breaking news, it’s easy to feel helpless. But you do have power take your content on these subjects to the next level by adding a call to action. #activism

One thing I have in common with Donald Trump is that neither one of us know what the fuck he’s talking about.

So we’re all just going to ignore how California wants a divorce?

Did you try holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity

Calling all respiratory therapists “Gaston” because they’re ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPECTORATING. and if you don’t get this joke we can still be friends but please up your game so we can sing Disney karaoke together.

Please be mindful this New Years that your fireworks may trigger PTSD for wealthy CEO’s who are fearful with the adjuster still on the loose. #FreeLuigi he’s innocent.

Some people need a lesson in Tupperware etiquette before next holiday season.

Santa just dropped by. Have him cookies and a smooch. Then asked him to bring some of left over rib roast to Luigi. He said “bet.”

That third party we always talk about… what are we calling it?

Luigi may have been born rich but he’s got two things money can’t buy— passion and balls.

Idc if #LuigiMangione was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He was smart enough to know what he was risking & he did it anyway cuz he believed in taking a stand against murd€r0us capitalists. There are other ways of fixing things. BUT the only thing bigger than his passion, is his balls.

Random overshare: my first kiss was terrible. I was 13ish and he opened his mouth as wide as he possibly could, then cupped it over my mouth area. Then he shoved his tongue in like really stiff and just moved it side to side. It was so unpleasant I didn’t kiss anyone else until I was 16.

*doctor: “do you have pain with BM’s?” *Me (a nurse): “well yeah sure” *doctor: “how much pain” *me: “the normal amount.” *doctor: “there is no normal amount” -me getting diagnosed with endometriosis & PCOS

I don’t know who needs this reminder but seasonal affective disorder (SAD), sometimes called seasonal depression, usually starts in late fall to early winter (now). It’s a good time to discuss b vitamins, L-theanine, & other remedies with your doctor if you’re experiencing symptoms.

JoJo Siwa saying “I like the way you’re grinding my bean,” is akin to an author, writing “folds” or “wet curls” in their Spicy book. Nooorrrr

Cuz I’m a peace-seeking missile and I found myself. I don’t have many friends so I am by myself. And that’s cool. I like me; I’m good for my health. Not you. -@heavenlyserver

David just told me, very matter of factly, that #MattGeatz stepped down from his nomination for attorney general. I can’t figure out why he didn’t whisper it into my ear but I guess romance is dead this far into a marriage. 🫡 (jk) 💙

Please stop posting the “if we go down we go down together” videos where you and your friends stand with your arms crossed in a V formation with mean mugs. You’re not going down with us. You’re going to watch America burn from the comfort of your couch an ocean away. It’s performative. Nice hat tho

BlueSky is #1 in App store. X is currently outranked by Snapchat by two spots, sitting at 48. 😂

Did someone post something about Opals & a Nimbus somewhere? Why is my book blowen up on lemon 8 out of absolutely nowhere?

Not Corey Tayler & Clown, two members of Slipknot, on Hot Ones Verses NOT EVEN KNOWING HOW TO TIE A SLIPKNOT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Until blue sky gets polls, I’m dong it this way. Which one looks better?

My bananas go from green to black-yellow in 3 seconds

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

Every time I see a photo of Kid Rock I can smell it. It always smells like cat urine and stale cigarettes. He always looked smelly to me.

Growing up is dropping your crush on Goku for a crush on Vegeta.

Algrythm, I calleth upon you to find my friends who write the smutty romance and love human rights and are kind of unhinged and funny, and would eat baklava at 12:03 AM.

Will I be surprised if he attempts or even mentions a 3rd term? Not one bit.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

Why not unload the 🔫 instead of shooting at a billet proof vest?

Help me pick a cover

Pop tarts are not a breakfast

Every time i see the RAM emblem on the back of a truck i want to sneak out at night and rearrange it to say ARM in big ass letters

My Misophonia is so bad that I get angry when I hear myself chew.

I was today years old when I found out people get paid to steal my books and upload them to pirating sites. Not if I get paid to pirate my own book first, suckers. Let’s see how they like the spice free version with all the names spelled backwords😡

Four books to read before January 19th 2025

Hi blue sky. Books Books Books Books

I worked in an office once & the girl at the next desk kept crunching loudly on Doritos, mouth open, smacking her lips. My misophonia got so bad that I came in early everyday to spray her desk w/ sugar water until it attracted enough ants that they put a “no snacking at your desk” policy in place.

*Husband: “they finally admitted there are aliens and they are reverse engineering their technology for military grade weapons” *Me: “are they anatomically correct?” *him: 😐 “I don’t… know” *me: “like compatible with humans?” *him: 😧….

This could be us, but y'all elected a Cheeto. Congrats Presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum, of Mexico. 🇲🇽

I’m new here. I like books. I write them too. I’m a nurse and an activist. I have a toddler who’s very sweet, and a husband who synchronizes the Christmas lights to music. What’s poppin?