the second blossom mail goes out tonight! with some uh.. more explicit photos 😳 bsky.app/profile/blah...

happy f1 day! there’ll be new blossom mail with pics tomorrow 🌸😏

i have incall and outcall availability this coming week i need money to moooooove

does anyone have any insight on how estate sales work here? i want to find cool furniture but they all seem to be online with 473947 people betting on cat deworming boxes

lets try it! if you want to receive the first blossom mail on monday, beem over $20 with your email address to get some cute pics and words from me 🌸

how much money are we putting on the dog pokemon going bipedal and being a fire/fighting type. i’mso tired give me fire/fairy Please

trying to move is insane you show up with 40 other people to view a jail cell and the only way to get it is if you illegally offer $200 more than the asking price

i was playing cyberpunk last night and he’s just? 😭 a floating corpse? 😭 i had to shoot him out of the sky to loot him 😭😭😭

i should make a weekly (e)mail subscription service with pictures of my titties. This has nothing to do with the antm documentary

just putting it out there i would totally go exclusive with a “”””paypig””””” i‘m tired of being a good girl i need to be the bratty princess i was born to be

my availability is more limited going forward 🩷 i’ll try take more cute pics 4 u

i have never had a valentine’s day before.. valentine’s? valentines? i only know the homestar runner/tsg joke Tines tiiines tiiiiiiines

also i have some everyday underwear to throw away would anyone ……. want them ……….

the vaccine my doctor told me was free turns out was not free so if you beem me $ with your email address i’ll send you pictures grab-bag style

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my most controversial take is that the mistborn trilogy would have been a lot better if his editors had forced him to just cut the word count. having lotr style word counts is NOT the fantasy flex you think it is!!! i was disillusioned midway thru book 2 and annoyed in book 3.Sorry

half the party died in a battle my character had no personal stake in 😐

i haven’t recovered from that goalie on goalie fight the other night at least the bruins are delivering SOMETHING

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crystal from the us tomodachi direct

First i must tell you. I, Hugh Morris, am the King of Team Plasma.

anyway i have day time incall times and outcall times today + this weekend (i can’t see bsky dms)

it truly did not occur to me that a car can simply not have airbags . do you get taxed if you give the girl from the internet a mini cooper bsky.app/profile/blah...

looking at used cars is like This car is beautiful gorgeous perfect it’s a manual and reasonably pricedBy the way it WILL kill you

steam deck… yay or nay?

i’m sorry i don’t know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

it’s blossom’s world and we’re all just living in it One of you must be a script writer and be like this ginger girl on the blue website could write a bangin tv show lets get her in. And create world peace

you miss the shots you don’t take but i know some of you have cool jobs and the connections to let me draw and write on a bigger scale and as unconventional as it may be this is the new linkedin and we are networking. also i like it when i get to look at your cool houses and i get to sims build them

i’m getting my reduction this year Yes i can hear you all booing and screaming and crying and begging me not to however i will be going from an HH cup(stupid size) to like. a D (this is still big). And you will all smile because this is a blossom dictatorship

also also i can’t receive texts outside of aus so sorry for the radio silence if you’ve tried to book with me 😭 will be home soon!!!

i love being on holiday

one of my dnd campaigns is ending because my dm is selfishly having another baby . what about me and my weekly whimsy huh

haven’t had a wednesday this year

i’m in for a quickie at @cconfidential.bsky.social tomorrow !! 💖

i have one friday availability + one weekend time left before i go away next week! i’ll be back at the end of jan <3

bad time for those of us who said we’d get our shit together in 2026

why is my cat staring at me like his eye is infected again

fighting for my life as my phone starts falling over but my body looks good

look i will not lie it’s a pretty miserable christmas 🧍‍♂️

it’s christmas! i have so much ham! yay!

i’ve got a lot of private time available between christmas and new years! will make a proper post soon

hey party people, apologies for the radio silence, i am feeling sad because my recovery is taking a long time and i won’t be able to work until after christmas 😥😥😥 keep me in your thoughts x i miss you all financially i am not very good either! you can dm me directly to assist ♥️

if you think i have been good this year i will not say no to being gifted (i have gifts for you all soon too!) 💵beem: @blahssom 👑throne wishlist: throne.com/blahss0m

bought myself a christmas present and wrapped it so i can pretend it’s from my cat to me #LOSER

i’m making sure i have a lot of time available for you all before i go back to nz for a bit, but also in saying that it is toooooooo hot here i think you’ll have to scrape me off the floor

you can pick me up and put me in your inventory

this is like the third christmas i’m spending alone but i can’t take it anymore do they do single serve ham. i want christmas ham

girl who can’t age verify her bsky because she made it with a throwaway email and so she can’t look at dms and maybe should remake her account which is lame and sucks 🧍‍♂️

when she bugs on your bunny til you. uhhhh