when she bugs on your bunny til you. uhhhh

not only am i back on stardew valley but i finally started playing cyberpunk, i’m glad the game ended up being so good after all the development nightmares + make no mistake i LOVE keanu but for once he’s doing a really good job being a character. i’m happy for him

Tonight at @cconfidential.bsky.social

oh my god i only have 6 months left of paying double rent 🙏 tldr i got into a two year lease at home and then the person i did it with RAN and owes me like $10k and i try to pretend it never happened 🩷 i can’t wait to not pay a mortgage in rent

back on my stardew valley bullshit 😔🤟

something’s triggered my vagnismus so no penetration for me for a bit :( i’ll be taking cute pics to make up for it but rahh

i have early afternoon availability most weekdays this week for private cbd bookings 🌸

all this is just a stop along the way to my becoming a warlord

DEFTONES ARE COMING HERE? the last time i saw them i was in a crowd of 60 thousand people and i don’twant to do that again

this is the worst news i’ve ever received

gooooood morning campers! i’m in at @clubpleasure.bsky.social this afternoon and i want to buy my snake skeleton 🌸

i bought my first wand vibrator and it made me see god

What good, obedient boys

i am creating an army of submissive and breedable good boys. my good boys are litter trained and live indoors only, are vet checked, vaccinated, registered, and microchipped.

good boy ^_^

I WILL SEND U EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS/SEXT YOU IF YOU BEEM ME WITH YOUR BSKY NAME OR NUMBER! (so i can contact you for deetz). sorry for the shouting. didn’t know how else to advertise this

can i financially dominate someone. please

i’m at @clubpleasure.bsky.social today and friday! 🌸

when she bugs on your bunny til you. uhhhh

someone put the dunce cap on me cos i did spend a stupid amount of money on lingerie sets in this sale 😔 in my defence the nun outfit was down to $30

oh my god this is everything

genuinely i think some of u guys just want to write erotica and you can just Do That. you don’t have to wish assault on people at the same time. i’ve made money writing smut

dallas is so beautiful and brave for fronting the battle against pp, us working girlies would appreciate you joining us in signing the petition to get it removed www.change.org/p/cancel-the...

i work so i can send my kitten to private school so he can become a lawyer

i’m at club pleasure tomorrow 💖 12-6pm

i have private availability this week 🩷🌸 info at: www.realbabes.com.au/blahssom

i want to buy a snake skeleton so bad

new critical role is so fun but i’m sooo biased to so called ‘dark souls/elden ring’ aesthetics (i will not play these games silksong is already doing physical damage to my heart)

why am i built like this

do you mind if i take a really good picture of my boobs and put it here

it’s 7-11 day the most beautiful day of the year also i am at club pleasure today and everyone has to be nice to me cos i had a big cry last night because one of the people in my dnd party is moving away

i’m in at club pleasure tomorrow 12-8pm 🌸 come hang out!

little heart chain tonight

spf moisturiser. collagen. outdoor furniture. food for the week. vet appointment. doctors appointment. medication. flights home. rent. christmas presents . christmas FOOD . a singular summer festival. any outing with friends. body wash . does it ever end

@cici-96.bsky.social you were in my dream last night <3

I AM BACK IN MELBOURNE 🩷 i will be taking no questions at this time(i do not have my shit together)

btw i can’t see dms while i’m here cos of it but i will be back home next week! cbd privates incoming bsky.app/profile/blah...

oh they weren’t kidding about all the british social media restrictions. hello from the other side of the earth

moo

i will be in at cc some time this coming week 🩷 then i am away for the following two weeks 🧍‍♂️

desk treadmills: yay or nay

i’m in at @clubpleasure.bsky.social today and friday from 4pm 🌸

the outfit in question btw

so um. uh. guess who walked in the door and found their work bag on the floor

i really love the outfit that was in there and it’ll cost like $450 to replace it all i feel Stupit bsky.app/profile/blah...

just lost my work bag on the train .

back in melbourne and will be at @clubpleasure.bsky.social tomorrow! 🌸💖

started playing silksong even though i’m REALLY bad at platformers/fighting games and it’s stressing me out so much i need to book an actual spa day to get my heart rate back down

the chainmail lingere set is limited stock and i want it so bad but it’s like $400 does anyone want me in it bad enough to . to .