When you're on the band wiki and you see a show you were at referenced:

Au Québec, ils forcent les nouveaux arrivants à écouter Angine de Poitrine en boucle

Just finding out the news that they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night... Not sure what to say

Watching Indiana Jones movies reminds me of a simpler time, when everyone could agree that nazis were bad

If the guitarist looks like this, you're going to die in that pit to a complicated rhythm

When your wife asks what it will take for you to watch Heated Rivalry:

Look here, Beelzebub, you don’t do it

Millennial straight couples everywhere are negotiating Heated Rivalry for OBAA deals right now

When you're driving solo on a snowy interstate and pop in a Fountains of Wayne cd:

Me when someone asks me if I like Samurai movies:

When they mix up the Scully lathe used in the blue room with the Scully lathe you personally own:

That one aunt who don't play about her pour over

Important World Series info

"a few small beers" is chicken jockey for 35+ year old dudes

In the Russian dub of Seinfeld, it's "You made out during 'Come and See'?!"

"The world is a vampire" I whisper under my breath as I take another sip of my $30 erewhon Billy Corgan goth juice.

One Battle After Another was an elaborate campaign by Pynchon to launch Shadow Ticket.

So RUSH just announced they're touring again for the first time in 11 years. Drummer Anika Nilles will make history as the first female drummer to perform with RUSH. She'll also make history as the first woman to attend a RUSH concert!

You KNOW that if Taylor wrote the line "I'm madly in anger with you" Swifties would lose their mind

Dudes who feasted last week on One Battle After Another, Geese and Jeff Tweedy watching their wives enjoy new Taylor today:

Grammys announce new category: "Best musical tribute to your fiancé's dick"

Let's get this trending!

Glad I was raised Catholic so I can "get" Fellini films

If you see someone walking around with their phone flashlight on accidentally, do you tell them?

You know who else was a revolutionary fighting one battle after another against the establishment?

One Battle After Another has already become a part of white dude canon

Geese are Nü Metal

That unemployed buddy who just got into Letterboxd:

"Hootie and the Blowfish is the worst-named project that Darius Rucker has been a part of." Darius:

Phans grooving to the new Wednesday:

If a jazz fan pronounces Montreux correctly, you know they're legit

You so boomer they call you Esiason