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@pianotuned.bsky.social Just passed your pta details to a customer who's moved to Faringdon

Follow your dreams, they say. I dreamt I was being followed, so we're just going round in circles at the mo.

Not the 3 year course that I did but if you're looking to do something practical in the #music #piano trade there's still this musicalinstrumentcrafts.co.uk/courses/pian... And AI won't take your job.

Thank you so much #York. Bucket collected over £500 for #MND research🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️🫡🫡🫡👏👏👏

If you're in #York tomorrow and/or can support some busking in aid of #MND research, please donate here www.justgiving.com/page/yorkgro...

Screenwriting is a doddle. *indistinct chatter*

Looks like my audience.

Upsetting date? Update setting.

Nice schmooze with FilmSuffolk crews. It's going to be great. youtu.be/nCB1j48qFn0?...

Has it actually been Yorkshire Day or is that something made up by eh aye?

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The Roman name for Braintree must surely have been Cerebellum Arboris or something.

Tom Lehrer is one of those people I assumed died years ago, so fair play to the man. I saw Victor Borge at the Barbican 10 years after I thought he'd died.

How, prithee, am I verily to prove the number of summers, yea and winters, that determineth mine own existence abroad this fair globe?

I don't know what's going on. Apart from the kettle.

Physician assistant , Physician associate! Someone keeps ruining my joke. Have you seen a doctor? A what?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... They shouldn't just apologise, they should read her fantastic speech and then get a photo of her with Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo crossing the road behind her.

Hope you're all ready for Once Upon A Time In #Suffolk youtu.be/nCB1j48qFn0?... #OnceUponATimeInSuffolk #fairytale

Robots playing football youtu.be/W9KCnSUCHbo?...

Ok, what's the secret pepper code at 'spoons?

PLEASE don't litter your cigarettes. Yesterday a member of staff found cigarettes discarded on one of our nature reserves. During the summer months, our reserves can become very dry, and a discarded cigarette could easily start a wildfire, causing devastating damage to wildlife and habitats.

chng.it/xPwbh8NCTL Just asking people to please help save the college course that set me up as a tuner. I've lost a few of the friends I trained with and if our skills aren't replaced, live #music dies. Thank you for your attention to... I mean thanksxxx

No. I thank you!

My training ground.

Raspberries forced me to go and buy cream and meringue nests. So unfair.

A field of coffee dogs running towards me.

Are there any enemy Yemenis? It's hard to say.

📣 Last few hours to bid for Ed Sheeran’s 200 donated items in aid of his local hospice in Suffolk @stelizabethhospice.bsky.social

Established writer: Why do you want to do comedy? Me: I like making people laugh. Ew: But if the govt is corrupt, the multinationals are corrupt, the church...why do you think the #BBC isn't? Me: I don't. I just like making people laugh. Ew: I don't recommend it. (& so it went on) #naysayers

Pretty pleased with how my 1st ever pots turned out.

This place is quite moany. (Quietly complaining)

Really interesting to see what my most downloaded sounds are on Freesound.org. Oddly, it's my recording of cycling along a gravel track @ 1.1k downloads . No idea why, when you could hear me sneeze. 🤷‍♂️

As #theArchers seems to be trending, here’s a little interview with Pichael Markinson and a generic bbc child actor youtu.be/hcktuNx6kM4?...

Argos flatly refusing to accept my brownie points. I've been diddled.

I came back from the chippy whistling a tune, suddenly realising it was written by a black dude... who died in 1917. Amazing, that. And, thank you for the #music Scott Joplin.

I'm on fire today

Just a caterpillar doing a bungee jump or something.

I've got a joke about overhead cables...

I've got to get back and let the dog out. It's only a fiver an hour if anyone's interested.

Neighbs starting a bbq. Either that or the pope's moved in.

Must be summer!

I'd like to live by the sea. Been on me board today for 1st time for ages. A seal came to investigate.

Spanners. They don't span much really, do they.

Superhero problems. Spotted a few years ago

Caterpillars turning summer into a winter scene.

The cost of venison keeps going up, but that's stagflation for you.

I just love this youtu.be/RO1-zdh3ooo?...