Tyler
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Company holiday party album just dropped
over 1 year ago
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Hair is givin body ody ody today
1 day ago
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So Gwyneth Paltrow is advertising condos in Israel? That was not on my bingo card.
1 day ago
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Um, I just got fucking engaged?
5 days ago
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I should not be head banging after 30, my neck is going to be sore for days.
5 days ago
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Idk what my arm is doing
7 days ago
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Imagine being stressed about bachelorette outfits at the Jersey shore… I mean, imagine.
9 days ago
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I took the drugs and the drugs are working
9 days ago
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Shout out to peas, you can toss them bitches in anything
10 days ago
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Productive weekend
12 days ago
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It’s so COLD
13 days ago
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Why do people love blue jays? They’re assholes and gluttons.
20 days ago
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Its Tippy’s couch and we’re all just guests
21 days ago
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New drag name: Portia John
21 days ago
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So maybe I do have a crush on my site work contractor. A good looking man in a big machine is objectively hot.
21 days ago
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My best friend is being wined and dined by a Dutch boy who’s currently driving her through the canals in Amsterdam… and I’m eating a Dunkin wake up wrap. I love that for her.
21 days ago
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I’m only halfway through, but the new Kylie documentary is really well done. I fucking love her.
22 days ago
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I am such a type b person
23 days ago
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Summer loading 🔋
26 days ago
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Good morning!
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27 days ago
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I love a naked man as much as the next gay, but uh, what happened to the content filters recently? Sometimes I’m in public.
28 days ago
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Laughing out loud
29 days ago
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I’m sorry but after listening to a podcast for years, then finding their instagram account… it’s quite jarring.
29 days ago
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My client’s boss called me today to shit talk them. That was reassuring. And also???
29 days ago
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Eggs with feta, yes
about 1 month ago
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Haven’t taken PTO since October… so like, maybe that’s why I’m losing it
about 1 month ago
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Zito did some great work today ✂️
about 1 month ago
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I’m so tired of managing incompetent people and companies oh my god
about 1 month ago
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The lillies are on their way
about 1 month ago
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I’m sorry to say I can’t look away from the sexually charged, homebuyer television program, train wreck that is Tropic Like it’s Hot on HBO.
about 1 month ago
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Saw Cole in the off broadway of Oh Mary, absolutely amazing. Saw Maya Rudolph tonight in the Broadway of Oh Mary and omg. Extra points for Cheyenne Jackson. Both Mary’s such a fucking talent and joy to watch.
about 1 month ago
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The good news: the SSRI is working as intended. The bad news: I care even less about work.
about 1 month ago
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Bit stoned
about 1 month ago
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House hunters marathon kinda Sunday.
about 1 month ago
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I got a full body workout trying to install a fence yesterday… and we only got four posts in. Rocks be damned!
about 1 month ago
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I should be sponsored by Subaru
about 1 month ago
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The impulsive thoughts to quit my job…
about 1 month ago
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It’s silly how healing a little walk in the woods can be
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about 2 months ago
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I wish I could go back to the 2006 World of Warcraft timeline
about 2 months ago
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I just think he’s the greatest.
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about 2 months ago
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I need manure!!! Chop chop ladies let’s go!
about 2 months ago
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Forgot how clinical psychiatrists can be, thank god for my therapist.
about 2 months ago
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My boyfriend made a google calendar invite for me to take out the trash this morning.
about 2 months ago
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Dog sitting the beast
about 2 months ago
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Um….. I’m trying to be nice, but
about 2 months ago
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Looking at old photos of the boyfriend, I can tell he was the bitchy twink of the friend group
about 2 months ago
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Spring clean up… some saved others not forgotten
2 months ago
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Second day in a row spotting this bobcat at the house
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2 months ago
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Cowboy take me away!!!
2 months ago
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Imagine. IMAGINE.
2 months ago
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And then let’s kiss with our beards
2 months ago
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