Finally got to break out the sweater 😌 Ft my moms bathroom lol she likes to decorate 😂

Can’t really figure out how to describe in words how I’ve been feeling lately but this seems to do it

Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.

Thank you everyone for validating me. Kinda felt like a hug that I didn’t know I needed lol 💚

Can I ask a hypothetical question? Say you give your partner oral sex 10-12 times in the span of one month. They do not reciprocate the act once, but then they get angry at you saying you’re not doing it enough and that you need to initiate it more. Would that make you inexplicably angry?

Had someone call me for help and they say “so and so said you were the go-to person for account and loan questions bc you know your shit” liKE YES I FUCKIN DO THANK YOU VERY MUCH 😁 Anyway that made me feel good lol

movie youve watched more than six times with a gif - hard mode; no star wars/trek, lotr, or marvel Still one of my fav movies of all time 🤌🏻

if i make you hard and you want to say thank you OR if you want to encourage me to post more uncovered pics and videos, just know that im tip-motivated 😘😘 Cashapp: $alannymous97 throne.com/alannymous97

If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon Forever and always Typhlosion

Straddling and grinding in your lap while shoving my tits in your face, letting your hands and tongue wander my chest and neck as I slowly undo your belt, and pants, pull your cock out and take my seat 😈😈

Past attempts for engagement have all more or less failed, but it’s still been a while since I posted a freebie…. 👀

For Christmas this year, due to the current state of the economy I understand finding 10 lords to go a-leaping with might be a little excessive. But one lord should still suffice. 👀

Snow day buddy 🥹💚

We have about 8 in of snow coming today and we’re supposed to close for bad weather but my big boss only put out a 2 hour delay, which means I only have to go in for my shift 15 minutes later than normal since I have the late shift, and right as I’m getting ready to leave… the snow starts 😀

How am I? About a week or so ago I came to terms with the fact that I have a massive crush on my coworker, didn’t want to admit it, but I finally did. Found out today he’s moving to Spain in less than a month. How are you?

Hi I’m still alive 💚

This is Clio. Nickname Teeny Meany. Maybe like 6-8 lbs soaking wet. Pure bred psycho. Cute sometimes. She disemboweled a mouse last night and left it in my bathroom by the garbage can instead of in my bed. Therefore Clio is currently eating her own personal can of her fav food covered in treats.

I guess all it takes is one exceptionally bad weekend to decide I need to uproot my entire life and leave people behind lol, only took me 8 years 😒

One of my fav singers is in my state performing tonight. Like literally only an hour and a half away and was a cheap ticket that I could actually afford for a change and I still can’t go and if anyone’s wondering this fact is killing me slowly and painfully 🥲

What a horrible fucking day lmfaooooo 😂☀️🌈✨

My 45 minute lunch break got downgraded to a whopping 17 minutes today 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 I’m so 😀😀😀 tired 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀🔪

The way a good strong overpowering *cough**cough* cuddle would just absolutely fix me rn

I can’t wait for snowmobile season 🥹

Everyone’s posting sky pics of the aurora but all I have are clouds and street lights 😞

In honor of today’s Wordle word of the day (spoiler I guess if you play Wordle?) I present an excuse to post more Gizmo 🥹

Life is really, really, REALLY fucking hard y’all 😞

Can we take a moment to appreciate the pumpkins I had to paint for work? was told to keep it PG bc apparently my past submissions were too “gory” or “not work appropriate”

If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula

Was going through old posts and found a spelling mistake on a post from 6 days ago and tbh I’m not handling it well 🙂

Did it hurt? When you and your BMW tried your hardest and still got beaten by a girl in a Honda? 😢🎻💔

Started watching Tony and Ziva and let me just say my heart is so happy 🥹

I haven’t released my titties for the TL in a while……. I need some convincing…

Oh she is so back 💚🥰

Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun ✨🎶

It’s 9:38 AM, I’m baked out of my gourd, Pink Floyd is flooding my entire house, I got my hair dying shirt on, something magical is about to happen just so yall know

I found an old tank top that I bought before I had titties. Used to have problems wearing it bc having no titties at the time the shirt was technically too big. Now I can’t keep my titties in it bc they’re too big and don’t fit. We love some good character development 😂

It’s my boys second gotcha day 🥹 the literal light of my life for 2 years 😭💚

If you're weary and your brain is fried, you deserve hot, disrespectful sex until all the bad thoughts go away and you're left as nothing but a writhing, incoherent, overstimulated mess in the middle of the mattress. I don't make the rules.

Look what I spent my adult money on today 🥹🥹

Genuine question how are you supposed to comfort someone who would rather wallow in their own misery? Like they know something is gonna upset them so they deliberately do things around that subject & lo & behold, they get upset. Then you try to comfort them & they get mad at you & shut you out

I wish I was being held rn 😞 I’m feeling very soft and just want cuddles and soft kisses

I texted someone asking about plans later so they could answer me at their leisure. They respond by calling me bc their 1st grade reading level couldnt comprehend my simple text, & they proceed to yell at me abt why they cant waste their time talking on the phone with me… even tho…. They called me 😀

I wanna flirt and reach out to people but… *gestures to all of me*

Usually I go on Facebook to ragebait and argue with boomers, racists, homophobes, etc. (i have too much free time) but TODAY I have reached my peak. Found me a flat earther 😂😂😂

Telling yourself “I’ll just go back to sleep for a little while” is such a dangerous game when you have plans bc i did that at 7:30 this morning and now it’s after 12 and im still in bed and have plans in like an hour 😀