I really do have the most amazing friends ever and don’t know what I did to deserve them 🥹

Now we’re also manifesting next Monday to be sunny and clear to make sure my Love can get to me too please

WFH today bc of the storm and out of my team of 4 for wfh im the only one who can’t connect to the vpn so im over here on my couch like GOOD JOB TEAM EVERYONES DOING GREAT but meanwhile

THANKS WE FUCKIN GET IT

Yay kitty checkpoint!!! I present my child 🥹

Living my best Rogue life 🥰

Time is so weird. I got to work at 9:15, felt like I worked 3 hours, and it was only 10:20. So I worked on another project for what I THOUGHT was 20 minutes and now it’s noon…..

Ok so I’m kind of obsessed with how my hair came out 😅

Bleach is innnn I can’t wait for the final product 😍

It’s funny how my cat knows my morning routine before I go to work and is smart enough to know that when I break that routine it means I don’t have to leave. He’s a very happy boy today lol

Sundazeeeee 💨☮️

If you wanna deliberately object to driving the speed limit and say “it doesn’t mean I need to go that fast” then that’s all well and good.. But fam ya gotta do that shit in the slow lane and you’re not allowed to lecture people when they pass you. You’re not my mom. My mom is faster than you 🙄

Having long legs is sexy and fun until you have to buy jeans. I bought a pair in size EXTRA LONG and still have like an inch between the bottom of the pant leg and my ankle 😭 I stg if one more person says to me “looks like the floods comin!” I will start knocking out teeth 🤬

Hi 🙃

I’m sad bc it’s Sunday morning, everything is quiet and cozy and i want so badly to get baked with someone and get comfy until we start making out and grabbing each other before it leads to me being pounded into the mattress and then we go make breakfast lol But *gestures all around me*

Oh 🥲

Just finished my third bowl of live resin infused shake. 40% THC. I’m feelin it now Mr. Krabs.

I have ordered bleach and more hair dye 😈😈😈

Look at this absolute angel I literally do not have the words 🥹😭😭😭

You know it’s been a cold winter when you walk outside in 26 degree weather and your first thought is “oh wow why is it so warm out?!”

This is the second time I’ve ordered underwear/bras etc online and had my mailman literally cut my package open with a knife. Whats worse is you can see where the plastic stretched when he took them out of the bag. So now I’m pissed and also super uncomfy 🙃

I’m in line for a promotion to assistant branch manager AND a good raise, and even if I don’t get the promotion I still get a raise 🥹

Lmfao they had to retake it and it came back 164/108 lolololol so I think I’m dying 🙃🤪

Having my first ever work from home day, my company didn’t advertise that my Dept would be open and available for service so let me just say I’m having the best work day ever lol

Wouldn’t wanna be snowed in with anyone else 🥰

12-18 inches of snow on its way for me so ofc I stocked up on the essentials

Literally what I deal with every time I need to leave the house, not pictured was him aggressively bunny kicking my arm when I tried to take it away the first time 😂

Wtf did I do to make people automatically assume the worst about me? Texting my roommate to say I was buying a new martini slide for my bong because the one that it came with isn’t too great, and instead of reading my message the first thing they say is “let me guess, you broke mine“

Imagine telling me to do something that makes me feel unsafe just because you’re lazy and getting mad at me when I say no 😄🔪

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So tired but brain won’t shut up 🥲

Random thought. With the current state of the country and other world events, you know who I wish was still around to put in their 2 cents? George Carlin.

As you all know, one of my favorite passtimes is arguing with strangers on Facebook, I found me a flat earther this morning 😂

my boy finally came out of hiding on his own recently and he’s been coming out more each day. He’s finally standing up to my roommates cat more and he reclaimed his favorite spot on the couch today, I may have cried a little lol

My car needs $1k worth of work done 😐😐😐😐😐😐🤢 If you like my content and would like to help, $lizziesayshi 😔

I have a hiatal hernia so I get random bouts of hiccups throughout the day in like 5-10 second increments and then they’re gone and I move on with my life. Nothing ever truly prepares me for when I get them for real. It’s been an hour and a half, my sides hurt, and I think I’m dying 💀

I have the itch to paint something today but idk what, I haven’t sat down and actually painted anything in almost a year 🥺

My job finally gave me the ability to work from home 🥹 it’s not an every day thing but if I have 1-2 days where I don’t have to make a 40 minute drive I’ll take it 😭

Gonna start sending this to mfs who treat me like shit lmaooo

Happy new year sexy peeps 🥰🥰🥰

The lighting doesn’t do this justice 😍

I swear to god if I have to watch Steve Harrington die tonight no one is getting a happy new years text from me

Shoutout to @starshinepoetry.bsky.social bc I now get to go into the new year with purple hair 🥹

*watching stranger things* oh so we’re just walking up that road? Are we really only skipping up that hill? TAKING A LEISURELY STROLL UP THAT BUILDING?! WHY ARENT YOU RUNNING KATE BUSH IS LITERALLY TELLING YOU TO RUN

Nothing worse than someone constantly nagging you about all the things you do that they don’t like but as soon as you set a simple boundary over something small and insignificant they act like you’re being ridiculous and dramatic 😂 keep diggin that grave there bud lmao

Good morning 🥰💚

Had a huge Snowstorm last night that was bad enough for them to let us leave work early & have a delay this morning, they just extended the delay which means we now only have to work for three hours & for the love of all things holy why can’t they just be nice for a change & let us all stay home 😭😭😭

Found out today that my grandparents are still taking care of me even after having been gone for years, my prayers were answered and one of my biggest problems was solved, and all I can do is cry and be so thankful that I had them in my life 😭💚

Super heartwarming knowing that around the world, instead of watching normal Christmas movies everyone is gonna come together as a family or with loved ones or even on their own to watch the chaos in the Upside Down instead 😂😂