Well, I was kinda looking forward to the new Knives Out movie, but between Jeremy and Josh, I think I'll skip it. When your "friend" turns out to be the worst person a sex trafficker has ever met, maybe you should stop defending him. For shame, Josh. What a disappointment.

Out of curiosity, does anyone have a recent photo of the "ballroom works" going on at the WH? Or has everyone just accepted that the 🍊💩🤡 has completely demolished half of the White House and moved on...

Glad somebody's catching up.

Quick question : what is Jared doing there? He hasn't been elected nor appointed to any US Government position. He has NO reason to sit at that table.

Hoarders are never good for any economy. But also, there you have it people, your power right there. The power to literally make all the machine grind to a screeching halt. Feel free to use it when you've had enough of being exploited and squashed under the heel of the useless billionaires.

Seriously. Somebody shove a pacifier in his pie hole. This guy thinks he's the king of the whole world. He's not. Each country has complete and exclusive sovereignty over the airspace above its territory. Shut up and sit down, Donald.

We act like the “Murder, She Wrote” and “Magnum, P.I.” crossover wasn’t the apex of western culture.

Such a perfect plan. It's just too bad that we're not playing Risk! and those territories are not Donald's to give, to begin with. It's ok, it happens when an ignorant, demented narcissist is surrounded by enabling sycophants. Perfectly understandable little mistake. 🙄

Somebody should check if demented orange grandpa has forgotten to take his medication again. This is truly, absolutely FOR SHAME. Not a peep by any of the "men" present.

I am absolutely NOT sorry to be the bearer of factual news, but the only thing you "command" on the world stage are snickers, chuckles, and LOLs. Ass-licker.

One day the headlines will read: How an American President Obliterated A Country. 🇺🇸

Vladimir, look, listen. You have been trying to achieve this by military means for three and a half years, and on the bones of one MILLION dead Russian soldiers. Might be time to pack up, get the fuck out, and say you're sorry.

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Every. Ten. Minutes. It boggles the mind.

Well, it had been a while. At least a week..

Well, fuck my life. I'm at the hospital with viral pneumonia. I feel like shit.

I am shocked! ... That anyone can be shocked at this. It was quite obvious since the beginning. Come on.

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favourite wild animal.

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At this point I am just curious to see exactly how far you are willing to allow him to go, unpunished.

"I am NOT a crook!" Mh. Sounds familiar.

Nah. Just right.

Ooh. Can Mike really act? I do wonder...

Give it a thought, or spread the word, if you can. 💙

I would be surprised if they found one mention of Donald in there now. Or did anyone think that Mike was stalling for so long only because Grijalva is a Democrat?

The perfect reply. 😏

I'm surprised he didn't give his typical reply of: "I know nothing about it". 😒

You are in the hands of a five-year-old bully. A disgusting, ignorant, demented, vulgar five-year-old bully. What a time to be alive.

Oh look, another asshole who is sorry because he got caught. I'm betting there are many, MANY more out there.

I am honestly at a loss as to how he is still in Office, for numerous reasons. This is a particularly irking one. Ah, well. If he doesn't die before going to jail, I'm sure he will find someone who will call - him - piggy.

1. If you're not ashamed, you haven't learnt a thing. 2. Cry harder. #FAFO

So, any more work on that ballroom, or was it just a money-laundering revenge demolition.

We need to get back to our roots and start sacrificing people to volcanoes again

I think we should be talking about this. And wherever possible, getting ready for the next Ice Age. www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

It very well may be, but I, for one, do not condone her past words and actions just because she has reached the Find Out phase and it's not what she hoped for.

A sentiment I fully embrace.

I wouldn't trust Elon with my data if he was the last person on Earth.

America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

Fuck around. Find out. And I'll be using that for all the posts of this kind that I come across. No pity from me.

Fuck me. 33 years. I remember I loved it so much I went to see it at the cinema for six times (on my "poor student" budget). One of my favourite movies, and my favourite vampire movie for sure.

Aside from the obvious lying and denial, is it me or is he losing weight, hair, and orange?

There would be nothing wrong with AI substituting people in jobs, if there were a system already in place for the distribution of the wealth generated by AI jobs at a universal level (universal basic income guarantee).

Buh. It probably means they have found a way around it, and the Epstein files will stay hidden.

I'm sure he has plenty of concepts of cards.

I have my doubts Donald will be alive for it, but I got popcorn and prosecco ready for the trials of the others. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

🤣🤣🤣

Oh, but that would not be crass enough for him. Think tackier, Mrs. Bowers. 😏