The last couple of weeks have managed to really kill any enjoyment I get off of Twitter. I don’t remember the last time I was scrolling on that app and didn’t exit it filled with rage. So here’s hoping this place is less toxic and awful

So I’m talking with my current Team Lead (who I’ll be taking over for end of Oct) & we’re both very excited about me getting the job. THEN she hits me with “I told Manager that when the new TL gets hired I’m just going to do what they tell me to & he loved that” Of course he did!

So I’ve been awol for a month but guess what? I GOT THE JOB!

INTERVIEW DONE! I think it went well. Next step is the interview with the manager which should be next week

Send me all your good vibes folks. I’ve got the first interview for a job I’ve been working towards for 18 months today! Not too nervous because I know I can do the job but all your good thoughts would be appreciated 💜💜

I have my first meeting with my mentor tomorrow. I currently feel fucking brain dead so imma need you all to pray I get a good nights sleep and am a functional, interesting and intelligent sounding human being tomorrow 😬

That sweet moment I realized my kid is old enough I can say “it’s Mother’s Day!” and he’ll go do the thing he just refused to do

I need y’all to prepare yourselves for these two boys to lie their fucking asses off. No natter what they say assume they’re lying. Sounds like Buddie’s happening the next night? Lie. Sounds like platonic besties for life? Lie.

This fic is now done and I absolutely insist you all go read it! It’s beautiful and amazing and you won’t regret it!

Somehow we went from my kid calling gas petrol to why Bluey talks different than us to where Australia is and now I’ve said “maybe” to a trip to Australia one day 🤷🏼‍♀️

Reposting here cuz I can Theory: Welcome home party for Chris & Eddie. Margaret there because Maddie had the baby. Bobby there cuz Chim sees Bobby’s “ghost” after the birth of his son (who they name Robert). And the 2nd pic is actually Peter at a wrap party for the kids while everyone is on set.

“I heard some dick was being mean to you. Thought you could use some cheering up.” now lives rent free in my head ESPECIALLY because he did that & still left that note KNOWING Buck & how he’d react. Eddie “I’m gonna be a bitch even when apologizing” Diaz is home! 😂

Thank you random thought for sending me down a spiral that ended with me looking at my kids car seat instruction manual & finding out that we need to convert to the booster seat at 18kgs NOT 22. Very good to know since my kid is currently 17.8kgs! 😬

I don’t even have the words to describe how happy this fic makes me. Just go read cuz @sassyetclassy7.bsky.social is absolutely COOKING with this one archiveofourown.org/works/649688...

@bsky.app just saying

Listen, if twt is actually getting rid of DM’s I’m gonna need @bsky.app to LOCK IN and release some much needed features. People will RUN over here - private accts - group chats - edit posts - DRAFTS Pretty please! 🥺

Tried to find my own post to quote but it’s lost in the ether lol

When you hear the sound on TikTok… and it gives you an idea… And that idea makes you feel like you need to preemptively apologize… So yeah… sorry!

Somehow ended up on “my 2yo is undoing their car seat buckles! HELP!” side of TikTok. And I’m feeling very grateful that my 4yo has never done that & in fact just this week I’ve taught him to do up his own buckles but he’s completely incapable (at this point) of undoing them. So thank fuck for that🙏🏼

My kid is aware that mama has a “brain dr who helps her work on her emotions”. I try to be honest, but age appropriate, with him so he doesn’t grow up thinking mental health struggles are shameful. Pro: he’s 4 & we’re able to have good conversations about his feelings

I love that I’ve found my people “just out of curiosity, has anyone data mined for this info?” And three different people are like “not yet but I will” 😂

can buck and eddie just viciously make out next episode?? my patience has run dry and i’m tired of waiting, okay? thanks!!! :D

Forgot to post this earlier but it made me giggle in my tiredness

If you’re worried Ryan is leaving; I’d remind you this show drops characters, and entire plot lines, like hot potatoes. I doubt they’d have us follow Eddie to Texas OR introduce “in love with Eddie?!” if Ryan was leaving.

I feel this man has taken lesson from Demon Stark on how to rile up the fandom. No way he’s done this three times without realizing it

I have absolutely no chill today so watching the instagram delivery person completely ignore the delivery instructions and be going in circles on the street BEHIND my house… infuriating tbh

Nothing like getting “well actually” on a month old video talking about the likelihood of renewal to make me laugh. Yes Janet, I’m aware it was renewed. And if you took a second to look at the dates of the other comments you’d see that post was made before renewal was announced.

He’s been asleep for an hour. I’m going to risk it and try to sleep myself... pray for me 😂

Sometimes when my kid gets sick he ends up with intense ear pain caused by sinus pressure. It hits at night & has him screaming in agony. He’s too big to force medication on him & he refuses to take anything. Tonight is one of the nights. I’m already so exhausted I could cry & it’s only 10pm

How it’s going 😂

How my day started

The many expressions of Buck this ep Happy Angry Scared Sad How’s one human being look this good All. The. Damn. Time. I love him 💜

I’m not stressed that Chim will die for ME. I’m feeling it for MADDIE & their kids & the rest of their family. Does it make it easier for me to watch, fully believing that everyone will be fine? Of course. But the endgame isn’t the point, it’s how we get there that I’m here for.

Genuinely feeling like I’m going crazy this morning. Cuz the replies I’m getting have nothing to do with what I said… so I think I’m done over there for the moment.

Nothing like 911twt showing its ass God I hate that place at times… really looking forward to the day I figure out how to detach from it Unfortunately that would mean losing contact with a lot of people and I’m not ready to do that

Imma scream… record a reaction video and the sound is fucked…

Also, I’ve been awake since 3 AM so… wish me luck in surviving this day 😂

I don’t think it’s actually a gender reveal “party” btw By the stills, it seems pretty impromptu & I’m guessing is more them telling the Wilson’s they’re pregnant, but maybe Hen guessed & did the cake as a surprise? I might care more about this than I do the lab plot right now 😂

I’m very confused by people who think it wouldn’t be weird for Buck to not be at his sister’s gender reveal. Like… they are SO close and you think he’d miss that? “They can have sweet moment without Buck!” Yeah… but this isn’t a “you’ll be at the next one!” type of moment

I just recorded a video and at the end, before I even hit stop, was like “jfc why is my face so orange and my neck/chest so pale?!” Apparently my foundation mix was a lil heavy this morning and I didn’t blend it down THAT far 🤦🏼‍♀️ Anyway, the video is scraped til I fix my fucking face 😂

Somebody come get Mother Nature. She drunk.

ITS FINE!

Listen… the things I wanna say, I can’t say because there’s no priv option around here…

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

@bsky.app just a friendly reminder that drafts would really add the pizzaz you’re looking for around here. Also private accounts? That’d crank this bad boy to 11

I love that the mermaid breakfast organizers very clearly expected only girl presenting kids to come. My 4yo boy in a dinosaur tshirt was not what they expected. The nervous side eye when he opened his loot bag was hilarious but he was VERY excited for his mermaid doll, bracelet & hair clips 😂

Managed to make it through without anyone(me) having a sensory meltdown, so it’s a win lol

Breakfast with a mermaid? Amazing The rest of the aquarium on a rainy Saturday morning? Fucking sensory nightmare. Thank fuck for loops

Omg this is so lovely and sweet I adore it.