3 LEDs and 1 incandescent bulb walked into a bar tonight

FETTERMAN'S AT COSTCO RN AND I GOT SO FLUSTERED THAT ALL I COULD DO WHEN I WALKED BY WAS WHISPER YELL 'FUCKED UP KILLER' AND KEEP WALKING

bluesky going wild irl rn

I think this is old news, but y'all know the phone ai's can read signal messages too, right? (like sent and received). turn it offffff.

got a new phone for the first time since 2018 (and am trying to avoid phone ai footprint + goog integration) and boyhowdy is this a learning curve in digital privacy 乁⁠|⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ

2025 l👀ks good on collision 💅💅

thinking a lot about bugs under logs and rocks and stones having wholeass communities that the ppl running around on top don't even think to look at

the sales ladies got to work from home today bc the pipes froze at work (defrosted/functional by 9am) but I work in the Men'sSection™ so I am still here in this freezing cold buildinggggg

I'll raise yr 3 ciggy//lobo combo to a nice blanket + a loooooong sleepytimebear nap

omfg, my bb's out here dj'ing club pitt solely off my 2008-2014 ipod LMAO

bleeding + having a cold at the same time on yr PTO week should be outlawedddddd. I'm only allowed to cramp and/or cough on the clock.

helllllo to the void

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