what is up blue sky! i n todays video, we are going to minneapolis (for a layover). Better watch out for wild meese on skates!

I and many others knew this shit could be back-doored into for years, and it’s inevitable when you don’t have a system that can ACTUALLY analyze half decently if data is accurate or not. Fuck these corpos

Also like, anyone know any good belated Valentine’s Day gifts for my hellenist girlfriend? I don’t know much but I love her very much (I know what she usually likes) #pagansky thank you guys I appreciate it

I looked at my can of prebiotic soda and it said “plant fiber”. Where else would fiber come from? Beefs? I sure hope it’s from a plant!

Oh hey you can hide sexy posts, thank you blue key.

Wait, this wasn’t sleepy coffee! :(

As a survivor of sexual abuse when I was a teen, it’s very reassuring to hear that the Stock Market™️ (NOT THE DOW JONE) is at $50,000 and that they weren’t pedophiles! They were hebephiles or whatever fucking flavor of pedophiles we have these days.

a heated blanket is a must for cat owners in cold winter climates. my Jax here can’t get enough of his. not self-warming, but heating element in it makes a difference.

Why does Steven Miller have the face of a 3 year old whose mom told him he can’t piss on the floors,

Wow! Now that’s a lot of nails!

Opinion piece by @mattyglesias.bsky.social: Teenage porn is not the same as child porn, and why moralist left needs to accept that.

If Jeebus we’re around today he’d be driving a 2007 Toyota Corolla on the weekends and take the train during the week and he’d stream pirated shows and movies onto his 480i tube tv

OH MY G*OD WILL SOMEONE EXERCISE THIS FOLLOWING THE DEVOL IS IN MY BLUECRY HELP!!!!

GREEN DAY SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW???? GREEN DAY!!!! I LOVE GREEN DAY!!!! I DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL AND IM NOT PAYING JACK SHIT BUT GREEN DAY HALFTIME SHOW!!!!!! BTW FUCK THE CHARGERS I HATE THEM THEY LEFT MY HOMETOWN FUCK THE CHARGERS LFGSD!!!!!!

I’m hearing in n out is owned by MAGAs and it’s very sad to hear because I LOVE in n out 😭 I hope in the future someone buys up individual locations just so it isn’t owned by them

See TERFs see, she cares about women and little girls getting raped. So much that she just had to dine with the world’s most notorious child sex trafficker. But hey, she’s protecting me from the women with penises that I have never seen!

@aragusea.bsky.social thank you so muh i now cook healthier and actually have more nuance and aare tasty. Thank you so much mr

Not to brag or anything, but I had WAY more practice and discipline with firearms as a five year old than this weirdo drunken dickweed flashing his big boy weapons around everyone

Instead of church being so boring and slow, can we like, bring a punk band on stage and have wine and free food for the poor that we made using the riches we took from the rich and like have a mosh pit or something?

@teamspeak.com pls make more better AV streaming capabilities this is a major opportunity with discord inevitably getting enshitified and my girlfriend is considering buying a TS server please 🥺

You heard it right guys, we don’t need the outside anymore. My AI girlfriend jerk off assistant can do everything for me and I never have to see that deadly sunlight.

Can we PLEASE see more curb bump outs and pedestrian islands and more cross walks in America please? Curb bump outs are literally good for everyone (better visibility for everyone, shorter walking distance) and in my time in Australia the ped refuge islands make a HUGE difference

Not hearing too many people talk about this, but it's very strange how countries like Saudi Arabia are paying celebrities to shill for them and show how awesome a very manicured part of their country is to distract from their many human rights violations and rehabilitate their reputation

Can we like, have a coup of this illegitimate government and put Mr Trump in some White House reality TV show? He’d be funny to watch AND he won’t be destroying our country

If you think about it… it’s very interesting how extremely different people’s experiences are with weed. Very varied effects, it’s cool to study

I’m going to make myself a cup of tea and read the Bible for a change I’ll update if anything interesting happens

I’ve recently revolutionized my life by watching things at 10 times speed. I can watch 10 movies in the time your pea brains can only watch 1. More time for the grind 😎

Hmmm; last. Year it was 2025, a year later now it’s 2026… what is hapepening 🤯

It feels weird seeing my cuts heal, it’s a sign of better times, but ngl I twist it as I miss them being more visible and shit iit makes me feel valid but this is good guys naarly 6 months clean let’s goooo 🎉

*yawns* wow its been seven days, seven days closer to 2026 😬 Godspeed everyone

Psa guys, please Don’t drive drunk or high, a ride and a walk is cheaper than a DUI. Except in video games, because it’s fun

People are saying mean things about Gaylors, I didn’t choose to be a gay Taylor :(

What’s with these bots that spam a bunch of amazon links to products?

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The crumbl cookie mascot kinda looks like a nutsack lol

Me: Í HAVE THE RED BEANS Bean dealer: I replaced them with SOY BEANS!!!1!1!1!1! Me: AGHH PLEASE NO NO SOY I DONT WANT TO SOY This post is brought to you by Corporation Inc, where we consult turning your problems into flexible high pace agile experienced high potential yielding grand results!

Boner man hole

Holy arctic vortex… can someone please tell them to go away… thanks

why is no one talking about how some level of roasted pepper(the seasoning) brings out some really nuanced flavors that are really nice (especially if you're making south asian recipies) and im sad that nobody is talking about this

Why is Jesus on time magazine… like girl, that’s so 36AD

Fuck me I love Killdozer_tv on YouTube when will he do the eating only onions diet

*rails line of sugar* WOAH LOOK AT ME GUYS IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW SUGAR HIGHHH OW OW OW MY NOSE

AI… ACTUALLY bIRD

Guys, I’m sorry, I’m the one that’s been sending Demonrats to your homes

Can we make it #caturday every day? Mr blue sky would LOVE this amazing idea

Wow way too tired to read things maybe I need to send some extremely important enails to corporte about now were BACK

I don’t know what’s happening but I’m hearing San Diego is getting ruined in sportsball and I too tired for what’s happening but LETS FUCKING GO SAN DIEGOOOOOO ILL BE WITH YOU 0-100 MY CITY BTW FUCK THE CHARGERS GO SOCCERBALLS

Where am I

Falling asleep before the edible kicks in. Feels bad man :(

Got some absolutely delicious coffee and saw some adorable cats at Cats and Coffee #notanad