“Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.” -- Don Draper #MadMen

"Think about it deeply, then forget it, and an idea will jump up in your face." --Don Draper #MadMen

"Make it simple, but significant." -- Don Draper #MadMen

"It’s a business of sadists and masochists.. and you know which one you are." -- Ida Blankenship #MadMen

A man is whatever room he is in. -- Bert Cooper #MadMen

"You’re not an artist, Peggy. You solve problems." -- Don Draper #MadMen

"There’s a nice way to say that, and there’s the way you just said it." -- Freddy Rumsen #MadMen

"I’m not a solution to your problems. I’m another problem." -- Joan Holloway Harris #MadMen

"Damn it Burt, you stole my goodbye." -- Roger Sterling #MadMen

"Dissatisfaction is a symptom of ambition. It’s the coal that fuels the fire." -- Trudy Campbell #MadMen

“One never knows how loyalty is born.” -- Bert Cooper #MadMen

"Jane wanted a baby, but I thought why do that to somebody?" -- Roger Sterling #MadMen

"If I don't go into that office every day, who am I?" --Freddy Rumsen #MadMen

“We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.” -- Don Draper #MadMen

"The only thing worse than not getting what you want is someone else getting it" -- Roger Sterling #MadMen

"Of course I love you. I'm giving up my life to be with you." -- Pete Campbell #MadMen

"I thought you married Jane because I had gotten old. And then I realized it was because you had." -- Mona Sterling #MadMen

"That's not a strategy. That's two strategies connected by the word 'and.'" -- Don Draper #MadMen

"We're getting a computer. It's gonna do lots of magical things, like make Harry Crane seem important." -- Roger Sterling #MadMen

"Peggy, this isn't China. There's no money in virginity." -- Joan Holloway #MadMen

"Well, if this is where we wanted to end up, we all did things perfectly." -- Lane Pryce #MadMen

"People buy things to realize their aspirations. It's the foundation of our business." -- Burt Cooper #MadMen

"As my mother used to say, your options were dishonor or war. You chose dishonor. You might still get war." -- Roger Sterling "That was Churchill." -- Don Draper #MadMen

“We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.” -- Don Draper #MadMen

"You need three ingredients for a cocktail. Vodka and Mountain Dew is an emergency." -- Peggy Olson #MadMen

"I like being around you. Don't say anything to ruin that." -- Betty Draper #MadMen

"I'm glad the army makes you feel like a man, because I'm sick of trying to do it." -- Joan Harris #MadMen

"You don’t want to run away with me. You just want to run away. You're a coward." -- Rachel Menken #MadMen

"I don't know if anyone's ever told you that half the time this business comes down to ‘I dont like that guy’." -- Roger Sterling #MadMen

"There is no fresh start. Lives carry on!" -- Henry Francis #MadMen

"A thing like that" -- Pete Campbell #MadMen

"Well, you know what they say about Detroit. It’s all fun and games till they shoot you in the face." -- Roger Sterling #MadMen

"Draper? Who knows anything about that guy, no one's ever lifted that rock. He could be Batman for all we know." -- Harry Crane #MadMen

"She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She’s an astronaut." --Bert Cooper #MadMen

"My mother can go to hell. Ted Chaough can fly her there." -- Pete Campbell #MadMen

"I thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently." -- Pete Campbell #MadMen

"If the world is still here on Monday, we can talk." -- Don Draper #MadMen

"The only sin she's ever committed is being familiar." -- Joan Harris #MadMen

"You have everything. And so much of it." -- Peggy Olson #MadMen

"You’ll tell them the next thing will be better, because it always is." -- Don Draper #MadMen

"Advertising is based on one thing, happiness. And you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It’s freedom from fear. It’s a billboard on the side of the road that screams reassurance that whatever you are doing is okay." -- Don Draper #MadMen

"You have to start living the life of the person you want to be." -- Bobbie Barrett #MadMen

"I'm not here to tell you about Jesus. You already know about Jesus. He either lives in your heart or he doesn't." -- Don Draper #MadMen

"Hey, Trotsky, you’re in advertising!" --Roger Sterling #MadMen

"Hate's a strong word, Betty. I hate Nazis. I have an ex-wife; she bothers me." --Henry Francis #MadMen

"If I don't go into that office every day, who am I?" --Freddy Rumsen #MadMen

"It wasn’t a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover." --Don Draper #MadMen

"I'm living like there's no tomorrow because there isn't." --Don Draper #MadMen

"It’s an epic poem for me to get home!" --Pete Campbell #MadMen

"My shrink says the job of your life is to know yourself. Sooner or later, you'll start to love who you are." --Roger Sterling #MadMen