Oh Chanel Couture 2026, what a breath of fresh air, Blazy’s world, we’d be so lucky to live in it.

New girl at work asked why I dressed like that? When asked further she said like the grandparents from the 1971 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

As my hair grows post buzz cut it always does something different, this time it’s electrocuted Jimmy Neutron collabing with Eraserhead.

You could be my silver spring

Nothing worse than when you feel your lips quiver and eyes well up, and the only thing you can do is bite them in hopes to stop but the sting only makes the tears fall faster.

Woke up thinking of Pete Kuzak obsessively.

GOODnight.

Handsome man is reading Proust on the stair master and normally I’d scoff at the performance but he seems deep in it and I’m so intrigued to ask what he thinks of the character development in Swann’s Way 🥹 (genuinely).

There needs to be a gay version of “Great gowns, beautiful gowns” I am done wasting “handsome”.

Turned the greyscale on my phone and it is so revolting my screen time has gone down so much (this is sent from my desktop)

No one tells you once your moustache grows thick enough you have a perpetual misty upper lip from all the huffing and puffing.

Only way I am getting through the early morning gym routine

Me if I was a song

Finally entering the Criterion closet and starting my collection

My film of the year, but also me as a film, Joachim Trier Summer forever. Just perfection.

Post nuts clarity, roasted cashews and dark chocolate covered almonds to be exact.

Salt Lake City finale has got to be one of the best episodes of television, full stop. Shook to my core. I need every single one of them back next season.

Costar knew it was leg day.

Oh James Baldwin.

Shout out to the guys who after a 6am workout had the time to cruise and f*** in the gym showers, on a MONDAY morning!

It may have been a 4:30 wake up but yeah Karol G at the gym in AM like wake tf up, lock in or get out.

Good morning!

For anyone dealing with Sunday scaries which will no doubt turn into Monday melancholy tomorrow, here is my saving grace.

Feeling way too chatty right now, so had to put on Luther Vandross and exert some energy.

Fighting urges left and right, goodhabits2026 only.

Something about doing Bulgarians to Pass that Dutch, c’mon Misdemeanour.

Happy another year to us!

Lots of Joni Mitchell on this cloudy day, lots.

This is the last year I will be in bed on New Year’s Eve or at least the last where I don’t have a New Year’s kiss (make out also welcome). Good night.

✌️

Leonard Cohen singing in my ears, as I go for my daily gay walk/strut down the Thames River.

Leg day on NYE and rest day on Jan 1st, classic 2025 ending and 2026 already looking up.

Going to watch Sentimental Value next week, haven’t been this excited for a movie in ages, I know I’ll be a wreck but !

Saw on TikTok someone said the beauty trends for next year might be wide set eyes and big noses, is this my time?

This is the energy moving forward, specifically Came Back for You.

Next year will be getting big, strong, smart, and stupid (only a little) because duality.

When will human evolution get to the point where we can wash and moisturize our own backs?

Back to Matt Haig’s Reasons to Stay Alive.

Bridgette on the set of Godard’s (best imo) Le Mepris 1963, sleep easy Bardot 🕊️

Every new year, I have a call with my conservative dad and we go over the year in global politics to address if his values and concerns were addressed by the so called leaders, not to inch him closer to the left but to help him realize his fundamental values are better addressed by progressives.

Me all day today, low key recommend.

Refuse to feel lonely this day and holiday season when there is so many movies to keep you company.

It doesn’t matter if it’s Christmas, you do not need to hog a machine for 45 minutes.

Christmas walk to the gym and the city is so quiet, sun is out, the day is good, hope everyone is having a great day being naughty or nice.

Late evening time at the gym on Christmas Eve is now, lots of Santa dads are in prep, elf twinks nowhere to be seen, red-nose(me) is here.

Anyone want to discuss ad nauseam the cinema that is the music video for Instant Crush by Daft Punk? Not to mention the deep tugging of the heart.

Shout out to my sister and the non-binary poc salesperson at Saucony who pushed me to go for the brighter, more fun gym shoe because it was giving “other bitches could never/pride”. Meanwhile I was clutching onto the patriarchal all black version for my life.

First tiny curl on the head is back, moustache is filling it, slowly but surely nature is healing again.

Catching up on everyone’s tweets from the last few weeks.

Just woke up from the superflu coma of two weeks, Sade and sleep syrup heals everything.