Lilt
@serunnamed.bsky.social
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You may have a pocket full of sunshine but my pocket's full of loose salt and sugar, so who really wins?
29 minutes ago
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Wish I was shiny, happy, and people
about 3 hours ago
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Gooning so much they call me the jorkler
5 days ago
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Just had a sleeper agent moment in Morrisons
7 days ago
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ς
12 days ago
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Artemis 2 is launching soon! I'm so excited for people to get back on the moon!
14 days ago
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Why does time still shift unnaturally twice a year? Like surely theres a better way?
15 days ago
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I got bullied by KFC buying the pickle meal :(
21 days ago
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I think the world needs more whimsy. And I'm here to supply it by force.
21 days ago
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Me when I lie: *transforms into Phil Lester*
24 days ago
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Thinking about the carrot alien guy from the milky way machine
27 days ago
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Man that Awsten guy from Waterparks sure is cool
about 1 month ago
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Let's blow this popsicle man
about 1 month ago
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Me when rockbud 'ooh la la!'
about 2 months ago
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God is testing me
about 2 months ago
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Roman kids be like 'VI VII'
3 months ago
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Oh god im gonna be 30 how could this happen
4 months ago
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Not to be homophobic but I don't think homophones should exist.
4 months ago
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"Yeah, you are stupid" - verbatim from my husband
4 months ago
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Restrictive and slippery like a chastity belt
5 months ago
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My husband is bullying me about how much I breathe, I think that's unfair tbh
5 months ago
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Were adverts always this cringe. I haven't watched TV in like 10 years.
6 months ago
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He's really gone.
6 months ago
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I actually despise having bodily functions. Why do I have to piss every 5 seconds?
6 months ago
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Don't mind if i do.
8 months ago
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You know what they say about assuming... Killed the cat.
8 months ago
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Me and the beans at 2am looking for boys
8 months ago
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I have thoroughly convinced myself I may be an idiot
9 months ago
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Tofu really is the cheese of the plants
9 months ago
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Who has replaced Oli Sykes with someone who looks slightly different and also changed all pictures of him to be of this new person as well?
10 months ago
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Catch me googling how to start a union on the work computers
11 months ago
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Why do books have to have different characters? Like I just got comfortable with their names and personalities and now I gotta start again?
11 months ago
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I feel like a balloon animal
11 months ago
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There should be more comfortable benches everywhere
11 months ago
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How does one be bad with scissors? Its barely any skill.
about 1 year ago
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Building urge to play Minecraft is happening again
about 1 year ago
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Give me that baby and I'll yeet it off a tower
about 1 year ago
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Was there ever a cheese superior to halloumi?
about 1 year ago
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Life consuming hiperfixation, I have missed you.
about 1 year ago
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Crazy? I was crazy once. I looked like an angel.
about 1 year ago
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I love him so much
about 1 year ago
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Oo wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma.
over 1 year ago
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Shakespeare really was the Shakespeare of his time
over 1 year ago
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Are these legally distinct enough to call tweets now that former twitter no longer has that branding?
over 1 year ago
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