#EdmondsWA #NoKings

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My annoying gaming habits: - Reloading after firing one bullet. - Picking up every item I see and hoarding things I don’t need. -Conserving every healing item in my inventory JUST INCASE.

Been a while since I was thirsty on main but It's Thirsty Thursday sooo Here's my Mount Rushmore of 100% bangable game hotties

Phone: Your battery is on 20%. Me: *ignores* Phone: Your battery is on 10%. Me: *ignores* *Phone dies* Me:

I had a nightmare that Resident Evil 9 was bad.

It’s Gym or nothing Mr !

Morning from here!!! Humans

What da hell is she doing there now

My lil family portrait 💙

Let me watch some anime

This is so dope

From that to Never end Kelly and future ion think they know what the 90’s are 🤣🤣🤣 is this just a random R&B mixx

Thinking hard about this one cuz 😮‍💨

The most self aware thing dippy dipshit has ever said: “I’m probably not going to go to heaven.”

At least when Woodrow Wilson had that stroke he wasn’t able to debase himself in 4K on his own social media platform like an asshole.

Had a very vivid dream that I had kidnapped Farage. Which I would obviously never do as that would involve being in the vicinity of Farage.

Bluesky would give Der Stürmer a pass if they did enough gags about JK Rowling.

Always amused by the 'Why is [celebrity] doing [this I don't approve of], they're already wealthy' opinion on here, as if rich people famously set themselves an upper limit.

'Just following programming.' Yes, I know it's the same as last week's but do you want another series of Sherlock or not?

It's when the salt nonce turns up that you really need to worry.

Whole country's as senile as their president.

Call me a heretic and birch my naughty bottom, but I feel like Only Murders gets boring whenever Meryl Streep turns up.

Shelly is showing his skills 🫩

Get fucked

Habeus Corpus? I don’t know him. Never met him. Great guy. Came highly recommended. Huh?

Truth sinkhole right now. Aren’t they “outraged?”🤣

I dunno. Having successfully grown up to not be a Nazi paedophile who can't make funny jokes, I'd say Britain has done me well.

Well, that's a saving for the taxpayer at least.

I’m hesitant to believe such posts, but considering that the founder of Little Caesars was paying Rosa Parks’ rent, it may be part of corporate culture.

I had never heard of Kid Rock until recently. I had no reason to. When I googled him I thought it was a parody account. A joke. My goodness, who can even honestly associate with his opinions without feeling ashamed, embarrassed or mortified. What the heck 😅😅😅😅😅

My toddler says this is Dad when his cranky

Hot take... ? I resell most of my games

saturday night -> sunday morning Dungeon Crawler Carl is THAT good

On your kneels now

What's a series you haven't played that you think you'd love?

chainsaw man 映画楽しみ

Imagine my joy When I walk into work And my coworker is also obsessed with Silksong

After 15 x "alright. One more try and then i quit this fucking game" I made it to Silksong Act 2 😙

It approaches

Imagine how rich I would be if I didnt need a lil treat all the time

I am head over heels for Silksong Pure artistry Attention to detail goes crazy First game in a while that I have enjoyed just existing in and getting to know the nooks and crannies

u kno what fuckin time it is

Ive been a little absent from here. Summer has been insane But im on vacation and I have a brand new niece 🥹

Quote of the day👈

When your fevered toddler says "mommy, snuggles :(" well you cancel all your plans for the day and you crawl into bed

just one of them nights ✨️

Im on Mount Fay in Silksong It is ass But i am determined

midweek vibes ✨️