They should have the snake in the Anaconda reboot regurgitate Jon Voight without any prompt or narrative purpose just because.

Ozzy Osbourne's life and legacy is more revered and celebrated than Jesus Christ.

Long live the Prince of Darkness.

Don't know why Jack Black hasn't released a men's fragrance called Majestic Beast.

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Here's a return to the #HalloweenKnights playlist with a band making their debut TODAY and releasing their single only twelve hours ago! Real artists, bands, and musicians that inspired the creation of the paranormal metal band sensation, the Halloween Knights! President In the Name of the Father

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You walk on water while I dance on fire. #HalloweenKnights

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And she beheld the devil and wept, for there was no more cruelty and wickedness to punish, but only tears to reward. #HalloweenKnights

If Hollywood had any balls, they'd make an Among Us Movie.

I just want to smell Peach's armpits, Nintendo.

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✅ Skeleton pirate on keyboards ✅ Energetic cat-girl on drums ✅ Flying firebreathing dragon on electric guitars ✅ Roaring wolfman on bass guitar ✅ Violin player on vocals ✅ Who is this mysterious girl? ❓Who the hell are the #HalloweenKnights❓ Find out on Kick! kick.com/HalloweenKni...

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GET ON THE GUESTLIST FOR UPCOMING HALLOWEEN KNIGHTS BOOKS! ✅Spare some change! ✅See the rehearsals! ✅Check out the soundcheck! ✅Get backstage! ✅Go to the after-party! See 400 FREE Halloween Knights works and see MORE by joining patreon.com/MatthewLeStar! #HalloweenKnights

✅ Skeleton pirate on keyboards ✅ Energetic cat-girl on drums ✅ Flying firebreathing dragon on electric guitars ✅ Roaring wolfman on bass guitar ✅ Violin player on vocals ✅ Who is this mysterious girl? ❓Who the hell are the #HalloweenKnights❓ Find out on Kick! kick.com/HalloweenKni...

MEET JACK "GRIM" RIPLEY WILDE! Violinist! Singer! The King Reaper! The Screaming death! Armed with his scythe microphone stand and a smile cut from his blade, this singer will have you screaming for the reaper and MORE! #FanArt by @emsesama.bsky.social #HalloweenKnights

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Halloween Knights: The Ending of Your World Physical books AVAILABLE NOW! (link in the replies) #HalloweenKnights

GET ON THE GUESTLIST FOR UPCOMING HALLOWEEN KNIGHTS BOOKS! ✅Spare some change! ✅See the rehearsals! ✅Check out the soundcheck! ✅Get backstage! ✅Go to the after-party! See 400 FREE Halloween Knights works and see MORE by joining patreon.com/MatthewLeStar! #HalloweenKnights

✅ Skeleton pirate on keyboards ✅ Energetic cat-girl on drums ✅ Flying firebreathing dragon on electric guitars ✅ Roaring wolfman on bass guitar ✅ Violin player on vocals ✅ Who is this mysterious girl? ❓Who the hell are the #HalloweenKnights❓ Find out on Kick! kick.com/HalloweenKni...

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And here's a song that's better than any couch fetish for the #HalloweenKnights playlist! Real artists, bands, and musicians that inspired the creation of the paranormal metal band sensation, the Halloween Knights! American Idiot Green Day

Here's a song that's better than another broken dumpster truck for the #HalloweenKnights playlist! Real artists, bands, and musicians that inspired the creation of the paranormal metal band sensation, the Halloween Knights! March Of The Pigs Nine Inch Nails music.youtube.com/watch?v=ojk-...

Here's a song that's better than any dead internet platform for the #HalloweenKnights playlist! Real artists, bands, and musicians that inspired the creation of the paranormal metal band sensation, the Halloween Knights! I'm Shipping Up To Boston Dropkick Murphys

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Halloween Knights: The Beginning of Mine Physical books AVAILABLE NOW! (link in the replies) #HalloweenKnights

GET ON THE GUESTLIST FOR UPCOMING HALLOWEEN KNIGHTS BOOKS! ✅Spare some change! ✅See the rehearsals! ✅Check out the soundcheck! ✅Get backstage! ✅Go to the after-party! See 400 FREE Halloween Knights works and see MORE by joining patreon.com/MatthewLeStar! #HalloweenKnights

✅ Skeleton pirate on keyboards ✅ Energetic cat-girl on drums ✅ Flying firebreathing dragon on electric guitars ✅ Roaring wolfman on bass guitar ✅ Violin player on vocals ✅ Who is this mysterious girl? ❓Who the hell are the #HalloweenKnights❓ Find out on Kick! kick.com/HalloweenKni...

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MEET RUDOLPH! Wolfman. Bass player. Big badass wolf. With his claws as guitar picks, this wolf can blast an avalanche of bass and has backing vocals that howl! Art by @emsesama.bsky.social #HalloweenKnights

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I've expanded my social media presence to Reddit. Link in the replies. #HalloweenKnights

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MADE THE WRAP-UP VIDEO AGAIN HA HA HA HA HA #KnotfestAU #KnotfestAustralia #Knotfest #KnotfestAustralia2025 #HalloweenKnights

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