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30 . she/her . school counselor, cat mom, folk witch ðģïļâððââŽïļâĻïļ
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gonna start a thread where I list things that I have to explain to my offline, 41-year old boyfriend. so far today: labubus and nyan cat
about 2 months ago
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((post vaguely threatening memes below to motivate me to go to the gym tomorrow morning))
about 8 hours ago
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my brain imagining how Dorian Gray speaks to Alan Campbell
about 21 hours ago
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gorgeous gorgeous girl ðĨš
1 day ago
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carved pumpkins with my sister today
2 days ago
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anyone else going to a protest tomorrow? are you making a sign?? what will it say??? (looking for ideas for one side of mine)
3 days ago
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is it my venus in gemini or is it attachment trauma
4 days ago
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I need a new ringtone any suggestions??? (maybe just joe going "wahhh" do we have a compilation of that somewhere)
5 days ago
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I have 2 therapists (ðĪŠ) who have both suggested that I stop going into work super early like I typically do, so maybe I should actually try that
5 days ago
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got our betta fish today!! he loves his big new tank already. kids are currently voting on a name; so far the winner is Josh Allen ð
6 days ago
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one of my students made me a bracelet with the initials BFFD on it. she said it means "best friend forever" and just liked the "d" bc it was the only gold bead but what do y'all think it means???
6 days ago
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I'm seeing ATLA in concert; WHY THE HELL DID THEY PUT APPA'S LOST DAYS AND LEAVES ON THE VINE BACK TO BACK I'm sobbing
12 days ago
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update she said no hamster but yes fish!!
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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me @ my principal
14 days ago
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go bills! (I'm going to bed)
15 days ago
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so chat what are we going to do (re: the govt) like, what am I supposed to do
15 days ago
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in case anyone cares, this playlist has been my fave for years and it's her season now
open.spotify.com/playlist/7MN...
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witch bitch fall
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7MNEBSxDLwizswiYXf7uvI?si=8Mjw1NMIQdi7iGcJHpLfAw&pi=VD2j06dxS5Scx
16 days ago
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tw: spider!! I have a symbiotic relationship with (at least) 3 spiders who live on my car. the one on my trunk is very elusive but decided to be out and about today
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16 days ago
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watching old got7 dance practice videos
16 days ago
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goodnight blep
16 days ago
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about to sit down and watch a vod for the first time in like a month. September was brutal ð
16 days ago
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update from the us/canada border: canada had an issue with their software for processing cargo trucks earlier this week and trucks are STILL backed up trying to get across the border. traffic sucks. shipping logistics are probably a nightmare rn for all involved
18 days ago
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y'all I interviewed the wrong kid about a home safety issue today and I feel so dumb about it. but also the kid I did interview went right along with it?? ðĐ what the fuck
20 days ago
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spirit weeks are so fun but also now I have to go to the dentist in a fancy outfit bc it's "dress your best" day
22 days ago
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[nyan cat music]
22 days ago
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bf and I were joking about absurd names for children and started on about pharmaceutical names, ie. acetaminophen (Ty), lexapro (Lexi), sudafed (Ben)
22 days ago
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go bills?
23 days ago
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my sister got this ad for a local community ed class
23 days ago
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tattoo timeeeee
24 days ago
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got stuck at the signal near the zoo, so obviously I was paying more attention to the giraffes getting fed than the light changing
24 days ago
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five songs you currently have on repeat Ungodly Hour - Kisnue all the good girls go to hell - Billie Eilish Up All Night - Stray Kids Maniac - Stray Kids So I Danced - DPR Ian
add a skeleton here at some point
24 days ago
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one of those days where you drive home in silence and then have a big cry when you get there
26 days ago
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Halloween is the best time of year anyway, but I also love imagining that my black cat feels like this seeing all the decorations
29 days ago
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I used to buy these cute felt ornaments for my cat each year that she'd carry and toss around until they were unrecognizable. I just realized I won't be able to get them anymore; they were from Joann ð
29 days ago
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just two besties hangin out
29 days ago
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so am I allowed to bedazzle my cpap machine or what
about 1 month ago
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go bills! (I'm going to bed)
about 1 month ago
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today half of the toilets at our school stopped working and I spent most of my time with a student who had a meltdown bc she wasn't first in line
about 1 month ago
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been dating for 2 years and just discovered my bf can't whistle
about 1 month ago
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social skills + special interest = ASD counseling session
about 1 month ago
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pro tip: pick the apples with tight buttholes on the bottom sincerely, someone who worked at an apple orchard
about 1 month ago
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there's already a cold going around school and I think I'm coming down with it
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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so I have access to change our cafeteria tv's and I put lots of asmr/pop culture stuff on them for the kids at lunch. we've been vibing with kpop demon hunters...may throw in an astro mv and see who notices ðŦĒ
about 1 month ago
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two local school districts are investigating teachers who posted "concerning comments" on social media after someone's recent death ðŪâðĻ
about 1 month ago
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booked my next tattoo let's gooooo
about 1 month ago
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framed and giving it to my sister today!!
about 1 month ago
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WAIT WHAT HAPPENED I WAS AT WORK
about 1 month ago
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today, among other things, I had to chase a kid who eloped into our parking lot. so yeah I treated myself to takeout for dinner
about 1 month ago
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