Took y'all all of 72 hours to do this, but the state of South Carolina is still littered with memorials of Confederates and slave-owners, Donald Trump is still in office, etc.

Well. I did it

Please stop getting mad at me when I can't hang out because of work or school... get a fucking job

I am so anxious I can feel each individual atom vibrating and I will probably spontaneously combust but that might truly be preferable to what I am feeling right now

Me on my walk to class every morning call that the

If you're looking for the recipient of the "World's Worst Daughter" award, you've found her!

RIP Benjamin Franklin you would've loved Challengers (2024)

New Panera drinks have caffeine but only 35mg. Pussies

Rip Karl Marx you would've hated everything about today's world

Some of y'all switched up on Marty Supreme because you fell victim to a very obvious smear campaign but you're scared to admit it because you're all sheep who don't do your own research 🤷‍♀️

Customers when the card reader can't process their card in a single zeptosecond:

"Daily affirmations" but they're just "I will not die uneducated" "The people I care about don't hate me" "Being employed is worth something"

Inside of me there are three wolves

South Carolina mutant pollen all over my car this morning and the rain did not wash it away. Cannot breathe

I will not cry over work I will not cry over work I will not cry over work I will not cry over work I will not cry over work I will not

Happy International Women's Day 🥰 yay women 🥰

Being made fun of for having empathy in an age where it's easier to find solid gold than an empathic person is dystopian

Sending a letter to my 13 y/o self tonight because she would've killed me if she found out I hated Harry Styles for many years but she would've cried in my arms when she found out that it just took serious canon events and college to bring me back to him. With that being said, I rate KATTDO a 10/10.

Locked myself in library jail and am blasting club music through my headphones in order to power through my final (school-related) lock-in before spring break. I am so tired but both Ne-Yo and Charli xcx are ensuring that I will prevail

GOOD RIDDANCE KRISTI NOEM

Setting boundaries and saying no are GREAT and HEALTHY! Except for when I am the one doing those things! No! No! No! Very bad! Yuck!

Sorry can't mog right now too busy chud-maxxing for the next 6 to 7 hours fax no printer no cap

Please stop using generative AI and just ask me your questions instead. I have a much higher accuracy rate and I'm also more fun. I also know everything kind of but not really

Icarus had a skill issue. My wings would not have burned up if I flew too close to the sun because I am both whimsical and pure of heart. He could never have been me

This too shall pass! We too shall pass! Perhaps earlier than the passing of this! Such is life!

Happy 3OH!3. Remember to never trust a ho

Wish I could LARP unemployment... why am I going to work IN BETWEEN CLASSES... insane...

Crashing out when I can't do something perfectly as if I didn't pick up the task with expectations for myself that rival the height of fucking Everest

Men are on my chopping block. Y'all are done. I've had enough

Everyone say "hello" to the firstborn of Doughseph Stalin!!!!

State of Kansas is demanding that trans citizens surrender their licenses. But sure, land of the free and whatnot.

Benjamin Franklin is coming to the cottage

Benjamin Franklin #relatable for dropping an obligation after just not showing up

My new year's resolution is to just go the fuck to sleep

I'm going to eat my body weight in chocolate so that I can avoid having to think about these corporate assholes and instead focus on maybe anaphylactic shock

Parent pulled their student out of school because they want to homeschool with a more "faith-based curriculum." That child is going to go to college and still have spaghetti mouth

I do not know enough I need to be more knowledgeable about everything or else I will die

1. AI slop 2. Is this not... blasphemy?

I'm of the belief that America is the center of the universe in a negative way... every single problem ever is rooted in America somehow. I'm calling this philosophy counter-mormonism

If impostor syndrome were a color it would be chartreuse

Emerald Fennell's "Wuthering Heights" never would have existed if the British never imperialized India. I can't explain it but I know I'm right. Two hours of my life I can never get back tainted by the existence of this sorry excuse for a film

Men are foul and repugnant creatures. Homo sapiens emerged over 300,000 years ago yet still have not evolved out of being sex-obsessed, revolting, asinine fucks. Seeing a woman walking by herself does not give you the right to make comments about what she'd look like in a different setting!

Life is short never miss an opportunity to crop-dust

Realizing that I don't have an aversion to movie theaters, I just rarely go with company I can actually stand to be around 🤷‍♀️ on that note 'How to Make a Killing' was an amazing watch!!

If That Man is still alive next February can we please have Fergie do the national anthem at the Super Bowl

Yeah sure Storm the Capital, Change Laws of the Constitution, force Americans to get and pay for unobtainable requirements to vote..to weed out the (avg) of 4 illegal immigrant votes per Election

BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding

Bright white LED headlights are spiritually Israeli

Can we please stop letting supporters of the fascist regime have a platform within the campuses of major universities