RT if TV is your XTC! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

Idea for TV show: James Bond but James Bond is a crow. Everything else is the same.

Top 5 characters of all time: 1. Mike Teavee from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory. 2. Tee Vee Humphrey from the book Tee Vee Humphrey. 3. Evil Edna the TV witch from Willow The Wisp. I can't think of any more.

Idea for TV show: Pugs On Drugs. Six dogs and their owners take a variety of drugs and compete in a psychedelic version of Crufts. Soundtrack provided by 13th Floor Elevators.

Television: the drug of the nation. Yum yum. Get me TV in my IV!

Idea for TV show: Barrymore's More Barry To Moor. Companion to a main show where contestants navigate from Barry Island to Dartmoor using only antiquated pedal bikes. Presented by Michael Barrymore, who'd interview the last placed contestants every week. Could use criminals to spice it up a bit.

Idea for TV show: The Traitors but everyone is a secret traitor. It runs forever and none of them can ever leave. Could use criminals to spice it up a bit.