GET OUTTA MY HOUSE WE’VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO TALK ABOUT

pronouncing bluesky like a Polish last name.

incredible

okay i’m just going to say it here for obvious reasons, but if you’re checking up on my social media profiles 4 years post break up - you’re weird!!!

so annoying that it’s not professional to be petty

i still can’t believe i’m just going to be tired for the rest of my life from here on out. shameful.

i love when US politicians are petty to each other instead of actually doing anything! it’s so fun!

one time i couldn’t remember the name of ‘family guy’ so i just called it ‘fat dad’ and @stevewozniak.bsky.social will never let me live it down but jokes on him because i think it’s a better name for the show!!

okay but why did mikey way do that because it made me unwell

oh we’re doing this again? HI! still doing good, thanks for checking up on me!

hey, you’re a lunatic!!

making @stevewozniak.bsky.social watch talladega nights for the first time (his, i obviously have seen it 10 million times)

girl dinner summer in the scorching hell that is the valley aka half a container of hummus straight to my veins

get it together

pizza really does make a bad brain Not So Bad

weird energy today. gonna go yell at a man about it.

not sure what it is about wednesdays but they literally make me so mad and i’m always in such a bad mood!!

big mal blum hours

my friends aren’t allowed to have other friends named Megan. that includes all spellings of the name.

i fear i have flown too close to the sun and may have an epic crash out in august

i am sincerely asking for everything to stop being a nightmare

honestly. shout out to women.

oh no i watched that 30 minute video about the universe ending and now i’m existential again

going out every day/night friday-sunday this weekend and if that doesn’t shout we are so back, i don’t know what else will. i will also probably cry monday!

interesting takes on music twitter today and they are all wrong. leave matty matheson alone and housebroken is not a mid song.

pickled turnips are my favorite thing on earth

we r so back

cc @microsoft.com

2025 and we still aren’t smart enough to come up with insults that aren’t weight based COME ON

i wonder why i am the most embarrassing person on earth

71 year old mother visiting you as a 36 year old women is wild because i’ve been in bed for 20 minutes. ITS 8:40PM.

actually. the final step of feeling better isn’t hair done nails done, it’s listening to Muna Live at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles on repeat

hate to be humbled

hate to say it but hair done nails done really does revive you

gave my cat a new treat just now and after he finished he thanked me by biting my knee

currently.

i took a break but. it’s time to be mean to men again.

imagine not being obsessed with me when i’m just a girl doing crafts and listening to third eye blind on a sunday night with candles surrounding me and my cat sleeping on the couch by me

no worries!!

my therapist is going to be so proud of me on my wins from last week and YAY VALIDATION

it’s almost hot dog season

i’ve had a crush on melanie lynskey since i was an 11 year old watching ever after for the first time. everyone besides jason needs to back off!!!

diet coke and a protein bar for lunch we are so back baybeeee

one week down on being on zoloft from high dose lexapro and starting to feel like a human again. WATCH OUT!!