What an absolutely crushing season for Leicester City supporters. Gutting result there.

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

Editor: you get those kit launch photos of Bryan Mbeumo? Photographer: Sure did, boss. Tapering to an abyssal void of infinite darkness just like you asked. Editor: what

I wouldn't ban these. I would just require every man who buys a pair to have to wear a hat saying "PERVERT!" and ring a bell when out in public while shouting "Creep! Unclean!"

What if being with the person you love came with a huge price tag? Rebecca is British. David is Ugandan. They've 2 children but live thousands of miles apart Not because they are divorced but because Rebecca, like half the country, doesn’t earn £29,000 — and David’s income doesn’t count

Going after Parkrun – a non-competitive event which has no changing rooms – perfectly illustrates that it's never been about fairness in sport, women's safety or anything else. It's about bullying and demonising trans people, hounding them out of public life in every space possible. It's disgusting.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

This is AMAZING.

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Curaçao's change strip for their first ever World Cup is so very beautiful.

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

This is the destination of every company that tries to replace creative human workers with AI slop. futurism.com/artificial-i...

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Free! To watch! Football!

And again, people will do anything to bring back smartly appointed independent shops apart from pay a small premium and a bit of inconvenience Vs the supermarket.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point. I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

seahawks defense: as good as we thought they were

DVOA said these Seahawks were one of the best defenses of all time and I think it's fair to say maybe DVOA had a point

I really hope people advocating to ban kids from SM read this. Some kids are isolated by disabilities or circumstances. Furthermore, some kids grow up in abusive households. “Ideally, a child’s exposure to online worlds should be moderated by their parents” isn’t a reassuring sentiment for everyone

Jeffrey Epstein took more photos of people he only hung out with once than I have of my best friends of 15 years

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I don't know whether it is the #1 Catherine O'Hara accomplishment but the fact that she invented a manner of speaking that no other person in human history has ever attempted for Schitts Creek and made it seem realistic that her character would talk that way felt like a comedy miracle to me

On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers. But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.

The Seahawks ran for 75 yards. The defense gave up 27 points. They basically needed all of Darnold's 346 yards and 3 TDs with no big mistakes and he did it. For this game, they won because of him, not just with him

Cooper Kupp right now

BOBO!

Brianna Ghey was targeted by classmates who knew her offline. Online, she made friends and a community, and was making content to help other trans kids like her. This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors

'Might I suggest private chat in the turret? You have selected MUTUALLY ASSURED TRAITOR DESTRUCTION'

I wrote about Grok's CSAM problem and how journalists keep fumbling the story www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...

The Shamima Begum story is one of the most deplorable failings of the British state with regards to child protection of the last thirty years. If you agree with what happened to her, you simply do not believe in protecting children from harm.

The Seahawks have never played a normal game.

@footballcliches.bsky.social Don’t think I’ve heard this Footballer’s Name in a Thing, but just started the latest season of Malcolm Gladwell’s Revisionist History podcast The Alabama Murders, and just over 10 minutes into ep.1 a former jobbing keeper appears as an expert in Deep South theology…

@laquanjonesnfl.bsky.social Seriously, you don’t want to mess with these guys… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Carry-On is fun, trashy action but I can’t unsee Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth when he calls people “buddy” throughout the film…

This is a typo that is accidentally true

Took a punt on a £20 hardback and I absolutely devoured this. Been lowkey obsessed by nuclear war since I was a youngster, and I read this in a handful of sittings. Genuinely concerned my slightly edgy/anxious mood is a result of doing so though. We’re fucked.

So I get a genuinely exciting NFL Thursday Night Football match up *and* a new @joebarton.bsky.social TV show to watch on my Birthday?! And a day off on Friday so that I can truly enjoy them both? Universe, you are spoiling me!

Catching up with the gorgeous @octonate.bsky.social for our traditional pre-Christmas drinks

What Seattle’s defense has done over the last 3 weeks vs divisional opponents—LAR, SF, ARI—is why they hired this guy. What a turnaround.

Oops, Darren Anderton is out injured again

Introduce yourself with four footballers (impact on me a a footballer does not represent any problematic issues from their personal lives later down the line…)