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Nana always told us never to argue about religion or politics or the interdimensionality of bigfoot

This is funny but it made me think about defining robot. When I was a kid, a robot was C-3PO or R2D2. Fully independent. This is different. It’s something else isn’t it? Is there a term?

Reading posts about Notre Dame football being left out of the playoff and not bringing up child abuse is incredibly difficult. Same with the Penn State coaching search. Youre upset you can’t get the coach you want!? You probably shouldn’t even have a program left!

Notre Dame opts out of a bowl game

Wait......the Catholics pulled out?

Pop Tarts is the most Catholic bowl of all! (Transubstantiation of the body of pop tart, resurrection, etc)

Hot take: Any team that declines an invitation to a bowl game for non-medical reasons (such as illness outbreaks among players) should have to forfeit a bowl or playoff opportunity the next year.

Trump doesn’t care about his kids unless maybe someone said his daughter isn’t vangabke.

JJ McCarthy might be a good backup qb?

Paul Stanley looks more like Paul Stanley than Stallone looks like Stallone. Edge to Stanley here.

FIFA and Trump: A Corruption Match Made in Heaven

As much as I am a certified Lane Kiffin hater, Tulane doing some Cinderella work would be cool too.

This and the one she quoted are all you need

Walz is good

I kinda see what he’s getting at and it’s not necessarily bad. Attracting more people by being less judgmental maybe isn’t horrible. But what about just offering people something real? Can’t see myself voting for this dude.

Whomst amongst us hasn’t longed to do this to their head when having a head cold? Just let that thing drain out.

Good morning. ☕✌️

I’m worried that Pat Fitzgerald is going to fit in with MSU so well that he keeps up the tradition of beating Michigan once every four years. Was really hoping we could get that up to five.

Saw something about birthright citizenship. I gotta say that, to me, unless you are Native American; you damn well oughta support it. It’s code to me but I’m not looking for excuses for an octogenarian who was stupid when he did have a brain.

Happy Luigi Mangione day to all who celebrate.

The football coach?

I feel like a lot of my Gen X brethren and sistren watched this and just didn’t get the message. Good pull, but Alec Baldwin stays the GOAT Jack Ryan

If this involved a boat being stuck it would be more Great Lakes and more international at the same time. Having said that, this could help us heal.

Adam Friedland got Alec Baldwin? I gotta say I’m impressed. If he gets all the remaining cast of Hunt for Red October I will subscribe.

Gonna start calling all the unemployed people I encounter at work Trump refugees. And our boy is causing his own caravan.

Can’t blame for not wanting their names on some of these hires

Listening to “College Guys” with @edsbs.bsky.social and @murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan, I want you to know that I, too, chose to root for Michigan to be contrarian. I grew up 20 miles from MSU and it remains my most permanent act of rebellion. Thanks guys.

Annese would’ve been a better hire than Patty F so I’m glad they didn’t do that.

One of my favorite parts of all this is how Kiffin is dressed like an asshole as he leaves town.

Watching Lane Kiffin walk around like a tough guy with five cops and an assistant coach only for that guy to be right about him is something. What a piece of shit.

Hahahahahahahaha. I was there for it and this is nothing like it. You fools, you utter rubes.

Can’t imagine rooting for Les Wexner University. Anyone who does this openly should be presumed to be on the list as well.

11 stars, not 13. They're not praising Lincoln, they're saying the confederacy ultimately will win.

Deeply closeted and fascist, name a more iconic duo

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

This might be the best argument against it ever happening

Lions looking unwell

DSL Jesus

Yes, I’ve settled on about a third of Americans are irredeemable but that also is not close to a majority. This can be done.

Big day for fixins, kid

Browsing the live channels on the fire stick and stopped on Joel Osteen. Folks, I don’t think that man will ever see the kingdom of heaven.

greg bovino watching some guy fuck his wife

Jeopardy: Whats one compliment Abrams is actually sick of hearing?

A friend in a group chat’s son came home from college. He was delighted to see that the young man had hickies. “I love that he's found a person who can't get enough of him” Since my wife is in the gc; I suggested my groping and being handsy w/her tomorrow so that her own dad can know the same joy.

Many rednecks keep them as pets right now.