On this very day, 36 yrs ago, my grandparents' and parents' generations kicked ass and in spite of Gorbi's diarrhoea declared the restoration of Lithuania's independence from the Soviet Union. I am very proud to be from the country that pushed the domino card for Soviet Union

Always feels silly to introduce people to the neutral gender in Lithuanian language. Super bigendered language: most of the language parts will do abracadabra to adjust. And then neutral gender just exists only in adjectives.

How she looks at me when she slept the whole day and ate more than me

I started to feel genuine distaste for protestantism and suddenly started to care about my religious identity after seeing what the Catholic church looks like in Tampere, Finland. Number 1, WTF IS THIS? Number 2, HOW DARE YOU???

I think xenophobia is often an irrational answer to one’s own low national or personal self-esteem. Ofc they will tell that they want to protect the land or whatever, but all narcissists deep down feel like crap, too. Sense of grandiosity, big words, it is all just a shield.

Just realised something. which could break your heart. Because it just did mine. You see, Hordii, kid murdered by Russian missile on Saturday night, was from Kharkiv. But hockey club he played for - with a very cool name: Snow Leopard - is from my region, Kyiv region. Turned out 1/2

With how things are going, Ben Shapiro should become the President of US. And then he should rule for decades until he kicks the bucket

sorry to be an old-fashioned scold but there is something deeply pathetic about being an adult and shoplifting just because you kinda feel like the rules don't apply to you

Mun viimeisin keskustelu Migrin kaa sai tarkistamaan avoimia työpaikkoja Sveitsissä Puhun sujuvasti neljä kieltä, mua ei kiinosta apuraha; jos työpaikkoja ei oo, mä oon yrittäjä. Mut älä usko ketään, joku sanoo, et “on hyviä maahanmuuttajia". Tää ihminen vihaa kaikkia.

Dubai is for people who are too broke for Monaco

happy birthday to women

Sharing an inspiring woman for international women’s day

All these incredible ladies fought for my rights and here I am, an illegal immigrant who is fluent in 4 (or 5, depends on the day) languages and is still a big nobody and loser approaching her 30s ✌️

Lol got kicked out from the neighbours group (I have not caused any trouble and some know me)💀🇫🇮

On Women’s Day, I want to tell you about Magdė Bankaitė. During the Lithuanian press ban 1864-1904, she smuggled Lithuanian books across the Prussian-Russian border. Lost all her teeth in an interrogation, deported to Siberia and carried on once back. Heroine died in a shelter for homeless.

Every time I hear Donald Trump speak I remember that most sweaty teenagers taking IELTS are expected to speak in more advanced sentences, and English is not even their native language. That makes me pissed tbf.

In the 2000s I felt bad that on the internet I was pretending to be older than I was, now I realise it was for my own safety🙁

FINALLY no flu

Cat slave level: terminal

This is one heck of a flu I have been dealing with.

Byzantine cheesecake. Very easy recipe: two cups of ricotta, 3 large eggs, 2 tablespoons of semolina, half a cup of honey. Less than 10 mins. Then hour under 175 celsius. Haven’t yet tasted, waiting for boyfriend to come home, but looks and smells promising.

Currently being terrorised by the cat who’s seemingly hungry, yet refuses to eat the food she has in her bowl. That’s not what she wants right now. I am expected to throw it out and guess which one she desires.

Donald had a FEELING and went with it, is that what the spokesperson said? Omg men are så emotional

The ugliness of ur migrated lip filler reflects the ugliness of ur soul

Migri has sabotaged studies for @linguistjosh.bsky.social with their procedures being behind schedule, good thing universities are warning students already lol

Mulla on “Suomen Mestari 1”, mut paras tapa on ollut pelata Sims 2 tai katsoa Dr Housea tekstityksillä.

Putin is that shitty friend who always gets in trouble and asks for help, but lord forbid you’re the one in trouble, then he has 1000 reasons not to help

I studied PolSci and I must say it’s not the brightest that start political career. Brightest minds I knew ended up in research, biggest hearts work for international organisations. Maybe that’s why we are where we are

This flu has been some special kind. 🥲it’s just difficult to be. I may not have fever, but still sometimes feel feverish. Low on energy, can’t be home alone - otherwise I will starve, putting off most basic tasks. Ugh. Stuffy nose, itchy throat, at least coughs getting easier

I just realised that Trump’s definition for NATO is probably exactly what Putin has told him. It’s just he thinks he has those powers Putin told him. Two old farts had a broken phone.

Wait, US expects Europe to send military support to their war in Iran? Excuse me? First of all, that is not what NATO is for (Article 5 was not triggered), secondly, after all the dragging that’s lately been done, backstabbing and all, how about you leave us alone

I know that one

Remember, folks going to see Wizard of the Kremlin: it is an audience participation movie. Whenever someone says "Putin" you yell "khuilo"

2000s trends are coming back, I guess. Frosted lipsticks, war in the Middle East and all.

Finnish Migri wrote to me that I add no value to the Finnish economy. Wow thank you I guess

Sad that best they know is killing, and not making those bastards stand trial and face the humiliation they’ve very well deserved. They all know they might face death one day, but not the actual penalty or facing the victims and their stories.

There’s something morally grotesque about reporting the words of a genocidal war criminal as if they were uttered from a genuine place of authority rather than from atop a pile of Ukrainian corpses.

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

Spa centre. Enjoying the humidifier. A lot.

I miss having a voice I am not oppressed. Well, I am by laryngitis/flu 🥹

People who never had someone with a severe mental disorder in their family will never understand the pain. Even if that person has pushed you away and hurt you, you will still think about them and wish them well for your big disappointment and heartache.

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐳s

Så I am here without voice for the third day in a row and my Lithuanian bank is asking for details on why I don't have the Finnish ID still. How am I supposed to answer that? I am registered otherwise, they just don't give me the Finnish ID. Lol.

Ok, I guess it charges faster that wat

Så many things we don’t appreciate when we’re healthy. I found enough energy to make myself a sandwich and this feels BIG.

Isn’t it cute how there are tiny guys in our bodies that are ready to fight for us and our lives once we catch some virus or bacteria🥹

This year’s Eurovision entry of Lithuania is sung in 6 languages: Lithuanian, English, Spanish, Italian, French& German. Most of the languages being Romance is funny, because there was a lad in the 16th century pushing a theory that Lithuanian was actually just a Latin dialect

Your best remedies for the flu. Go!

Remember when the Covid pandemic started and everyone was like: “Oh, it’s just like the flu?” 2026 Lord’s year, I contracted corona only once in 2023 and my body cells laughed it off compared to what the flu can do to me. 🥲🥲🥲🥲

They don’t teach you the taxed at school, but they don’t teach you how to sleep this well either