I’m going to eat an entire gallon of ice cream right now.

Ya know what I just thought about? How thankful I am that I got to see Danity Kane perform at the TRL tour circa 2001 🤣

How did my parents do this with kids!?!?? I am STRUGGLING

The next person that ask me “Do you work here?” in an establishment that I CLEARLY do not work at is getting a verbal beat down. #racistwhitepeopleassumptions

It’s November 19th and my upstairs neighbor is BLASTING Xmas music. It’s THAT bad a year.

Perfectly polished on the outside, plotting a global takeover on the inside

Manifesting the life I ordered, just waiting for the universe to process shipping

I need some cookie dough and a massage.