I swear the gym has funhouse mirrors…in some I look ok, in the others I look like Fluke Cage.

Was BlueSky tryna buy NBC?!

@dadbetsonsports.bsky.social what do you think of our draft picks so far?

Present & accounted for 🫡

Keys open doors so you gotta keep a set

Now why they have to be from North Carolina lol….

If you want to know how the two biggest individual wealth accumulation methods for individuals in America (home ownership and investing/banking) were intentionally structured for racial inequality by the government since post-Reconstruction, read The Color of Law and The Color of Money.

HOAs were originally formed by the government to make sure housing covenants were upheld that prevented owners/builders from selling to potential Black homeowners. (read The Color of Law if you’re interested)

Congrats to Aziaha and Saniya! #WNBADraft #GoPack

“Nothing rushes in nature yet everything gets accomplished.”

293% tariff on Netflix STAT. 📌🎈💥

If the cost of sneakers go up cause of these tariffs….viva la revolución.

T9 texting was a true test of patience.

Money always finds its way to me. I am never in lack.

Came out the gym to the smell of fresh baked bread…get thee behind me

Welp, GGs South Carolina

I hope South Carolina wins by 15.

Overdue for a solid in-person game of Spades…playing on an app just ain’t the same.

USC-UConn is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

One of the things I enjoy most about leading teams at work is the opportunity to help develop people’s careers, based on their passion/vision for themselves. It’s rewarding to help facilitate growth & see change/progression in people.

If I send you this, just know I’m standin on business for as long as it takes.

“Bout to take a shower, on my 25th hour.” - Sen. Corey Booker

These lemon pepper trees bout to make me sneeze my face off.

save the jokes tomorrow, it’s been a Fool’s Day for a couple months now in this country.

Siempre ocupado.

“No you’re the mf’n improper influence!”

This year’s pollen got a lil McDonald’s Sprite in it or something…allergies got my face feeling like I teach boat license classes in Bikini Bottom.

Has the demand for turkey eggs not increased since chicken eggs are increasing in price?

John Cena will be starring as himself in “Avengers: Doomsday”

1. 644 2. Folks from Twitter, new folks from BlackSky 3. Cause my beard connects and I enjoy making people laugh/have fun

Marked safe from dropping global domination plans in the wrong group chat.

“Sounds like a little DEI counseling is in order.” I agree, Dallas Observer. Cause it sounds like a Dickhead Edited It when I read this article. Counseling is definitely in order. @repjasmine.bsky.social say it louder next time.

Take the opportunity to define Blackness on your own terms, in every room you enter. You are not required to adhere to standards not set by you that do not represent your authenticity.

The man speaks two languages, English and facts.

I think standing on business all day should count towards my Apple Watch rings closing.

Heart gone be pop locking like Omarion in the “Touch” video.

Please proofread your emails, cause the w and the e being next to each other on the keyboard is diabolical. I just was cc’d on an email that started “Hoe can we address this?” Madness.

Telegram or carrier pigeon.

Absolutely was these, they were legendary.

If you had Louisville winning, I got some real estate in Narnia to sell you.

March Madness time!

Gave you the blueprint but you can’t be him!

“Everything lost ain’t missing.”

Happy Austin 316 Day to all who celebrate * glass breaks *

I’m from the woods, couldn’t hide it if I wanted to.

‘83 in the building

I swear vehicles drive better after you wash them.

All this dust in the air got Dallas looking like Gotham tonight.

I’m finding out more & more that a lot of people aren’t great at advocating for themselves at work. Downplaying your value does nothing for anybody. I get corporate inequities still exist, but it’s still your responsibility to push for what you’ve rightfully earned.