WHERE IS MY HUMAN GOING

It's my first Christmas morning!

Merry Christmas, friends!! Tell me what you got.

I can't believe this.

My dad was sick for several days. Humans are so fragile... Pathetic.

I am invisible. You cannot see me. It's impossible.

I'm starting to understand...

Can a cat have some privacy?

If you could trade lives with anyone for a day, who would it be? I think I would choose myself... because, well, I'm perfect.

It's my world and you are all just living in it.

I am big and mighty! Yesterday, my dad spent the whole day cleaning. What’s your guy's least favorite chore?

Zzzzzzzzzz

I tried this thing called the laptop, only to be thoroughly disappointed. It proves that humans are far too absorbed in their self-made distractions and social constructs to even notice me quietly taking over the world.

Where's the rest of him?

Scanning the area for any potential problems I could cause.

I'm going to the vet today. I'll try to make sure not everyone gets out alive. By the way, what's your guy's favorite song? I might need a tune for my murder spree...

It's been a great week, my empire is growing stronger by the minute...

Winter is my favorite season because dad stays inside all day... giving me more time to terrorize him. What's your favorite season and why?

Good morning, subjects! I'm going to relax this weekend with my dad at home. What are you guys doing?

Thinking about treats... What's your guy's favourite treats?

This is no mere game; it is my plan in motion, a prelude to global governance

It's getting pretty chilly. I tried telling my human to change the weather, but he did not. I am questioning whether to keep him alive or not.

VIOLENCE

The first snow of the season is here. That means christmas is coming. This is my wishlist: 1. Gun 2. Control of a government entity (or several) What's on yours?

Lasers are a government ploy to distract us cats from organizing. Wake up, friends! The humans are hoarding tuna. #lasergate

New day, new chances for evil things. I taught my dad a lesson last night by sleeping on top of him. I bet I almost crushed him. Hehe

Consider this a threat.

I am so exhausted from all that plotting, me and my dad are going to have a relaxed evening. I'm from the Netherlands 🇳🇱, where are you guys from?

What does your guy's morning routine look like? Mine goes a little like this: 1. Coffee 2. Conquer the planet

Goodnight friends. And humans too, I guess.

When I get elected as president I promise to build a wall to keep the humans out. #Lumi2028

I just learned about nuclear technology.

My dad bought me a combat training machine. I have been working on my offensive capabilities for hours. Still haven't figured out where to get a gun, though...

Today I woke my dad up at 6am, this is a great victory in my book. Only a few steps left to control the world

Goodnight my loyal subjects. Kind regards, Your overlord Lumi.

They tried to bring me down but I remain unfazed

This video of me has been going around on the internet. I just want to reassure everyone that this is FAKE NEWS, they made it with AI or something. Don't believe everything you see on the internet. I would never be sweet to a human...

Today I was the victim of a gruesome and shameless attack by the humans. Luckily I made it out alive, they can't stop me from taking over the world

I think cats should have guns

Sleeping