I have to prepare for class but I’m taking pics for #mcm

#humpday posting even though it’s technically after midnight

Happy Eid and #fcf Mubarak!

Eid Mubarak, send nudes 🌙😈

don’t want to put on clothes today #sundayfunday

Just came back from a run and feeling feral #fcf

looking at your #humpday pics

Just plowed snow for two hours. Anyone need anything else plowed?

last #humpday of the year? ok fine

what happens when you scroll bksy before bed

i liked how it looked here

taking nudes in your childhood bathroom? groundbreaking

grabbing #fcf by the balls

someday i’ll learn how to take better #humpday pics but until then this will have to suffice

all of your #fcf contributions have made me so incredibly h-word, send help 🥵

i’ve sprung a leak on #fcf 😬😅

#softiesunday en route to becoming a hard sunday

“so what did you do on your trip to new york?” me:

thanks to all your #fcf offerings i’ve been uncontrollably horny all morning 🥵

onlyfans makes its debut in the NYT crossword! a historic day

what all of your #fcf pics have wrought 🥵🫠

Friend asked if i would watch him jerk off on facetime, and i said yes because that’s just the kind of helpful friend that i am ☺️

hotel room #fcf

ngl when i see #mcm my first thought is still money-commodity-money’ but hey i’m learning 😬😅

Some empirical data on how my body reacts to visiting my parents 🥴

Despite my best efforts, ended up getting into an argument with my dad within days of being home and now we’re not talking and the mood is tense. Hate falling into old patterns especially after feeling like I was making progress 😥

Haven’t done #mcm before, how fun!

heard it’s #fcf

In an airplane bathroom, somewhere over the atlantic

still need to finish my syllabus for the new semester but can’t stop procrasturbating. send help 😅

get on your knees 😈

Clue in today’s nyt crossword is how i’m trying to move these days 😏

Every time I’m back in my home town, I go on Grindr hoping to run into the first guy I ever hooked up with ~ 12 years ago. He was so kind and patient with a nervous newcomer like me and made it such a sweet (and hot!) first time. I really wish I had kept in touch :(

Straight guy friend showed me one of his nudes and it has made me so fucking horny I can hardly function 🥵

for once i don’t hate how my chest is looking, though still want to work on getting a bit more definition

people who share their orgasms on the internet… thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

need some platonic jerk off friends

#humpday posts have gotten me so fucking feral. Need to cum in someone’s dad soon 🥵

Happy #humpday. Here’s me sitting on the bed in a totally normal way

Eid Mubarak / Happy #FCF

Eid Mubarak, send nudes 🌙😈

Ran late for brunch this morning because i spent 15 mins picking out underwear 🤡

finally managed a sub-30 5k run! does my butt look okay in these new running shorts?

Guys running shirtless in the park today,… thank you for your service 🫡

happy monday ;)

fine i’ll do #humpday

seems appropriate to make my debut on this site on #fcf