hearing sounds in my house and i can't tell if it's my cat, my stomach, or one of the ghosts

how come some fandoms label their ships with 2 of the chars' names smooshed together and other fandoms come up with fancy shit like "beef wellington" or "chicken slut" (i can't think of actual fancy ship names off the top of my head. these are just poor examples i'm making up-)

Instagram thinking im su*c*dal whaaat 😭

Istg if the ep ends up being shit about the team finding out shes vigilante-ing and she feels fuckass guilty over it and goes “chloe was right i dont deserve the bee miraculous, ladybug 🥺” and marinette goes “no zoe i gave u this because i fucking hate chloe 🥹” then the transformation clip happens

Not only am i iron deficient but i also lack magnesium Someone fix me i need minerals

added to it

added to it

lowkey tempted to start telling certain people the next time they're applauding the orange guy, they should clap with their hands like this to "show extra appreciation" (it is a curse)

my coworkers and family-friends keep mistaking him for a bear 😭 and sometimes a panda... #Yokai

Impressing boomer coworkers with my amazing tech skills and they think im some genius IT wiz 😏 (I showed them how to screencap)

Do cults provide free housing and meals if you just take part in their freaky ahh rituals Because in this economy it looking kinda…

2025 sure has been the year of "i have dipped from this thing (job, person, fandom, etc) at the correct time because look at wtf is happening now"

Gonna go take some noods (im gonna eat some noodles)

redlining myself to make the butt, legs, and pedipalps meatier because how tf is she gonna eat people with twiggy proportions no one would take her seriously

You can spend 4 years as president doing absolutely nothing but binge netflix and refuse to talk to people/travel and you would still not be nearly as bad as the current mfer

Whats the gay version of incel

spider yokais WIP🕷️

need more oc memes

some design notes of a boujee old man with eccentric interests #OC #FluffsOC

Reposting because I noticed an oopsie on labeling my own OCs due to 1am brain a;lskdjf; bsky i beg for an edit button 😭 I like making OCs that are over 30 sometimes #OC #FluffsOC

some walk-thoughts i had 👓 #OC #FluffsOC

trying to figure out how his hair works #OC #FluffsOC

The love triangle is dead I'm slapping my OCs into a hate triangle #OC #FluffsOC

idk how readable bluesky will make this things subject to change #OC #FluffsOC

slapping info together while trying to keep some things vague to leave room for mystery #OC #FluffsOC

i like making aus of my own ocs sometimes to do some light char brainstorming #OC #FluffsOC

my will to live is based solely on the fact that i want to see these get categorized as "grandma candy" one day

My fav thing in the new katamari so far has been the yokai stage and I think they should have added another stage with that theme

We usually have the tv turned on to some kinda top hits music channel for background sound at work and it’s starting to play Huntrix music Kpop Demon Hunters is the only good 2025 thing to happen

Shes literally labeled “annoying” by one of the other chars in the chart. And he’s right. She keeps bothering him and causing problems.

did Marble Hornets ever end?

"my art keeps getting ignored and doesn't take off no more :(" *draws nothing but OCs in some niche genre of interest and keeps posting at butts 'o clock at night when everyone who's sane is asleep*

slapping info together while trying to keep some things vague to leave room for mystery #OC #FluffsOC

you play katamari for 5 hours and then look at all the shit outside on the street like "damn... i can roll that together"

👁️🫦👁️💦

FINALLY

this is me, if you even care

Me 1 week ago like “i’ll make more miraculous ladybug fanart when astruc has another chloe-related crashout” But then he threw in that never before mentioned ugly brother tf would this even count as

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAKE SCREENSHOT BUT IT WAS REAL TF YOU MEAN CHLOE HAS *ANOTHER* NEVER-BEFORE MENTIONED SIBLING AND HIS NAME IS LITERALLY JUST CHLOE BUT WITH AN N 😭 even has that fuckass accent over the E why is he here they fr just pasted chloe's face over an italian car salesman's body

It kinda ugly now…

i haven't done one of these in 5ever and i miss yapping annoyingly about my made up folks -reminder that if this doesn't take off, pretend you saw nothing

To this day Im surprised any politician/world leader is willing to shake hands or get near orange guy This isnt even about me hating him but moreso due to the fact he is notorious for smelling like poop 24/7 Idc if itd start some political problem- you cannot get me to touch that guys poopy hand

Inch-resting how facial hair and slight hairstyle shift can change a mfers face

Pitting customers against each other for some stock im already secretly selling direct to their client As a fun little game I want to see the drama

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A cat: *finds something gross* that's nyasty

i have a buncha art to post but i'm just not done with it

Starting to delete old fanart posts on tumblr if they start picking up again because im kinda a spoiled sport like that

Alternative x Pastel will always be the best type of ship aesthetic Like i see it and my brain will immediately be like “yeah… yeah thats the pair right there. They were made for each other 😏”

familiar dude