Want to become a new better you? Just step on in, sign a few liability/legality wavers and you can become the character of your dreams and enjoy a life long career of living life advertisement as your favorite character [Velma Dinkley]. so come and sign up today!

Ok I lied, @xelphie.bsky.social isn't actually being released, but rather processed into a new pair of shiny, squeaky latex pants. Though I may have gotten the measurements wrong for the client during the tailoring...

*muffled squeaky noises!*

@xelphie.bsky.social Sealed tightly in a latex vacbed for long LONG term storage