for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...

Hello to everyone in town for the Big Ten Championship. I recommend the Hi-Fi, Sam's Silver Circle, and flipping off Mike Braun if you see him

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

My obligatory northern lights picture 🥰

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

happy baseball to all who celebrate

New original song! Celebrating buying a drum kit by throwing a blues together for the hell of it youtu.be/p0qNBqEfWOA?...

It still doesn't feel real that the Indy Eleven season is over. It just ended with such a whimper I barely noticed

Pacers in 9

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“The Purdue student newspaper owns its own presses” is the sound of engines revving

Happy No Kings Caturday! #nokings #caturday

I care not for how a team looks. Your job is to have more points than the other guys. Winning is winning

I was wondering for a second why my throat hurt so much and then I remembered where I was last night

We here.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

40-40 is the second-highest-scoring tie game in nfl history, and the very highest of the super bowl era

If your defense gives up 40, you probably don't deserve to win anyway

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

I've been getting really into my chemical romance lately. Which could mean nothing.

i predicted that there would be an nfl week 2 almost a week ago

If a NFL team owner would like to get to the end zone, he or she will first need to go to the ‘spend zone’ due to the high costs of owning and operating a NFL franchise.

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

It’s ok to put the phone down.

Today's guitar practice!

My favorite thing in sports right now is when a baseball umpires miss a call so bad that the commentators lose their minds

how the FUCK are Chelsea up 2-0 (I love this football club)

Feels like Chelsea have plot armor this year. We must have stolen it from Man United

Today marks one year since Indy Eleven's greatest cup run ever ended. Man I wish we had that energy again

I'm looking back at my journal and seeing how excited I used to get when people gendered me correctly. Crazy to think it was like that, compared to today where if even a stranger gets my gender wrong I'm genuinely confused and surprised.

Sports Documentaries that follow bad teams >>>>>> Sports documentaries that follow good teams

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Maybe I would be more tempted to use LLMs if I didn't really like writing and thinking, but, well,

Man U loses, the world wins

New video up!

They should sell cookies at bars.

ah shit I think I have to make a song cover now. the sax part of this song is not as hard as I thought it would be

So we can’t use any public bathrooms without fear of harassment. We can’t play sports. We can’t serve in the military. We cant have jobs where we might make someone uncomfortable. We’re not even allowed to be mentioned by swaths of organizations. But sure. No discrimination to be seen here.

Today's guitar practice! Played on my old workhorse Tele from high school (Squier with Fender pickups and my own wiring job 😊)

If fan behavior can keep MLS out of Indy I hope we keep our "flock of birds" forever

It's not my job to be your marketing arm