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That's right! Today is the last Holiday for the year. We've used up all our Holidays in one gluttonous month of silly fun, and all the others are cancelled. Enjoy it however you think best. It's Onion Ring Day.

Today is Daylight Appreciation Day! Incidentally, it's also Summer Solstice. Nothing but sun, fun, and ancient rituals. I hope Sun's having a good time.

I thought I posted that it was Take Your Dog To Work Day? Uh, whoops, I am now being informed most people are home from work. Uh, imagine what it would have been like if you took your dog to work today!

We're almost at the end of our holidays! The last holiday will be June 22nd! Your days are numbered! Literally! This is a calendar joke. Today's holiday is Sauntering Day. Slow down, unwind, go for an aimless wander, end up at a haunted facility, never get out again.

Sorry everyone, I've been busy! Today's holiday is International Picnic Day. And the days before that are Nature Photography Day, Bloomsday, and Eat Your Vegetables Day. ...No worries, I think I can tick all these off in one go.

Today is Nature Photography Day. Seen any wild critters about? Grrr!

Tag yourself. I'm Executive!

Two holidays today! It's Bourbon Day and World Juggling Day! @malhare.com Sounds like your time to shine. For the juggling! I'll be busy celebrating the other one.

Today is Sewing Machine Day! Great for repairing torn uniforms and making Costumes! Do you have a favorite Costume? Or is it a secret?

Today is Red Rose day! A symbol of romance! If you have a friend who's obsessed with studying flowers and their meanings, and they help plant red rosebushes around the new house you moved into after your divorce, they're probably interested in you. This is just a random example.

Today is Corn on the Cob Day! Who's coming up with these?

It's Iced Tea Day! Best enjoyed shared with a friend and mixed with Lemonade, so I hear.

Just doing some light reading.

Thank you to everyone who was concerned I would have a good Best Friends Day. Everything turned out great and I have a Best Friend now.

Today's silly holiday is celebrating a competitor's mascot character, and we won't be doing that. It's Chica Day! Post what you love about Chica. I love her sick riffs on her iconic guitar, which she has always had.

It's here, the day we've all been using the other holidays to prepare for. June 8th is Best Friends Day. Fazbear is proud of our technological advancements and scientific progress, but our foundation has always been in our family and friendships. It isn't how great the party is, it's who it's for!

Look I found one!

It WAS fun!

He is though.

Only one more day until Best Friend Day. I hope I've farmed enough reputation, I've put in a lot of hours being annoying and mysterious. The annoying says "I'm interested!" and the mysterious says "I'm interesting!" The perfect foundation for friendship.

It's VCR Day. VHS tapes will never betray you with region locks. Be kind, rewind.

Watch and learn, people!

June 7th (tomorrow) is VCR Day! @kathegoose.bsky.social You're lucky I've kept this bit going so long. Letting you know early so you have the rest of the evening to prepare for any complex holiday rewinding rituals.

Two Holidays today. It's National Doughnut Day AND Drive-In Movie Day! Luckily, M.X.E.S. programmed a Drive-In theatre for Hamburger Day! And I didn't get banned, although I am banned from all of his other establishments. @malhare.com Up for a double feature?

Oooooh, it's Withered Me! So Spooky!

No Holiday today! It's a free day where you can do whatever you want and nobody can stop you. This is potentially due to an error on the Holiday schedule. Tomorrow there will be two Holidays. Enjoy your non-themed hijinks while they last.

You're in luck, today is Hug Your Cat Day! Note that's hug, and not eat. DO NOT EAT THE CAT.

June 3 is Repeat Day! Ever felt like you were just doing the same things over, and over, and over again?

June 2nd is Leave the Office Early Day! Another Day where I'm going to need to pretend. I'm always at work! I think we've got some spare abandoned offices I can walk in and out of for fun.

June 1st is Say Something Nice Day! I'll go first, I love my job AND I'm a great co-worker.

I have gotten word and we here at Fazbear ARE celebrating Pride this month! That's a relief, I'm the Bi Pride Flag colors already.

Sometimes I like to lie for fun. I just like lying.

That's right! I'm big AND a top!

ɪ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴠʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ. ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴀʟ ᴘᴀʀᴋ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ꜱᴀɪᴅ "ɪɴ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀʀᴋꜱ" ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

Wow, did I make a mistake. Yesterday was NOT Take a Walk in the Park Day! There is no Park. Parks don't actually exist, and haven't for a while.

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Today is Take a Walk in the Park Day! I'm going to pretend there is a Tree. I think cockroaches and a puddle are about as close as we're going to get to a duckpond.

Today is Put a Pillow on your Fridge Day! I put a plush toy of Freddy Fazbear in our industrial freezer.

We had sooooooo many burgers!

@malhare.com Congratulations on the big role, you killed it! Total showstopper!

It's fun to pretend I get vacation time! I don't even have non-working hours.

Best Friend Day looks like it might be complicated!

You had me at bad decisions!

@malhare.com Well, it's Sing Out Day.

Friends are fun, but sometimes they can be a bad influence. Like if they want you to do something besides hanging out at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex!

Mʏ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ

Friendship! ♡