I made bread (I make it because my body rejects most food because my liver is a deadbeat) and I think fresh bread might be the best thing humanity ever invented. I’m not convinced there is anything better. 5 ingredients and my soul is replenished by bread with olive oil spread (can’t eat butter).

They caught a live one and it’s crying 😭

The only sticking point of Tremors (1990 through to infinity) is that I have too much sympathy for the worms. They’re just trying to find lunch, they can’t help that they’re giant worms 🤷‍♀️ Tonight, Spooky Month Day 25, it has been a long, tiring day - so I’m watching Tremors 2 (1996) 🥳 #filmsky

Many years ago I was vetting resumes at my workplace, and the criminal history reports were attached, and I saw one candidate who had been charged with attempting to destroy an aircraft. I think about that person sometimes, because… what does that mean?? 😭🤣 Also, I suspect they’d be fun at parties.

Before you dress up as Freddy Krueger for Halloween I am begging everyone to remember that Krueger is explicitly written as a paedophile.

I watched this yesterday for Spookg Month day 24! Hadn’t seen it since I was a kid, it’s still super fun!

I love that in Fear Street part 3 they opened with Sarah Fier delivering piglets, because midwives and female healers really have been subject to intense suspicion of witchcraft for thousands of years. Any woman that threatened male dominance over something important was a ‘witch’.

Eeeeeeeeeeew I mean, his face IS a jumpscare, but it’s irresponsible to put it on screens in public places.

what's it like inside your head?

There is no poltergeist in Poltergeist and I love that movie but I will DIE ON THIS HILL

Spooky Month Days 19, 21, 22 and 23 did indeed happen for me, I’m just tragically bad at remembering to say anything about it! Anyways, my spine was tingled by a lovely quad of films this week. #filmsky #spookysky

10 non horror movies to get to know me Ordinary People Thelma & Louise Natural Born Killers Sunshine He Died with a Felafel in His Hand Southland Tales Marie Antoinette The Hairy Bird The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Muriel’s Wedding

If an actress carried on like a complete psychopath, the way Marlon Brando did, she would be buried under public outrage. Men can be toddlers at work and they get called passionate or perfectionist or genius. For behaviour that no woman would be allowed to get away with. It’s so fucking tedious.

When I was a kid it was my dream to either be the person on movie sets who goes out and finds the weirdest, most random items that are needed for props, or to be a script supervisor. As an adult, I’m not actually sure I would be *good* at either of those things 😂

#horror #memes

One of my cats is very dedicated to catching and eating spiders. Which is fine, but I take issue with the fact that he at no point kills the spiders. He just catches them and stuffs them into his face completely alive. It’s weird.

The party town sequence in Flatliners really is flawless. I wish it went for way longer.

Alright, where can I find the score of The Devil You Know (Sarah Marshall’s podcast) to just listen to?? I need it, the synth is so good 😭

Someone make a Louvre heist movie with this exact aesthetic I am begging

When Good Ghouls Go Bad, the 2001 made-for-TV gateway horror movie starring Christopher Lloyd, is the subject of a new documentary titled WHEN GOOD GHOULS GO MISSING. You can watch the 75-minute retrospective right now, for free:

Man they really made some weird choices for The Lovely Bones movie, didn’t they? Who the hell read that book and thought ‘I know, Marky Mark and Rachel Weisz?’ If ever there were roles that needed to not be filled by distractingly good looking people, it was the Salmon parents.

I feel like we might finally be at a time in human history when people will be able to watch Southland Tales (2006), understand it, and love it. Maybe I won’t be out on this limb alone forever 😂 The stupid reality it’s set in is finally comprehensible because it’s basically the reality of 2025.

Exorcist: Believer was a strong franchise reboot, and I am bummed that we are not getting the sequel, which was to be called Exorcist: Deceiver.

My dudes, the internet is like… broken, and it’s really throwing a spanner in the works of Spooky Month Day 20 for me! If I can get access to it before I need to go to sleep I will be watching Noroi (2005). Korean found footage, let’s go (when the internet works again)!

if you see this, quote repost with a vampire who isn't dracula

Danny Torrance is the least interesting character in Dr Sleep (and also in The Shining) and it’s not even close. I don’t know how they managed to make the central, powerful psychic boring, but uh… they sure did.

What if the creatures in From just started a fire in the tow and waited for it to spread and burn all the buildings down? Would the talismans prevent that because the fire was started by the creatures?

There’s nothing wrong with being just like the other girls, btw. Never be ashamed of the things that make your heart happy, including when those things are massively popular and on trend. Popular things are usually popular because they appeal to a large audience - like what you like 🫶🏻

I don’t watch Sweeney Todd anymore because I can’t tolerate Johnny Depp’s rancid face, but sometimes I still think about Allen Rickman’s character in it, because ‘You’ll kill me, boy? Here I stand!’ was a fkn great line with great delivery and it lives in my head in perpetuity.

Exactly how many streaming services is a person supposed to be paying for?? There’s a new one every 7.4 seconds and I absolutely cannot justify more than like 2. If the industry doesn’t want people pirating media, they might want to rethink this whole 87 billion streaming services thing.

I have never met anyone else who has my IRL name, but now there’s suddenly a character on a current tv show who has it and I cringe every time anyone in the show says it because not only are they using MY name, but they are pronouncing it WRONG 😂😂😂

I did not like Hereditary and that has gotten me in some trouble on Reddit lately 😂 Some people seem to think that loading every second of a film with acute human suffering and blood = horror, but I disagree. There should be something scary in it, too, and Hereditary just did not have that for me.

Don’t ever call me a horror connoisseur, because I absolutely am not. As in the rest of my life, I have utterly failed to develop good taste. I love a shitty instant coffee as much as a great espresso, I love tacky shit as much as high art - and I LOVE a d grade horror as much as an Oscar winner.

There’s a general sense of trepidation when I put on a V/H/S film, but it definitely increased when I noticed these people are in a skydiving situation 😂🫣

Ok I’m minding my own business, watching my movie, when I hear 4 kids yelling from the sunroom. One voice transcends them all and I hear my youngest son bellow: ‘No! I told you we need to kill Santa FIRST! All the reinforcements are under his command! Without them, they cannot defeat us! Strategy!’

Spooky Month Day 18! Ready to roll with There’s Something Wrong With the Children (2023). The score is already a banger, loaded with a great retro vibe. Zach Gilford, while not a household name, does bring *some* weight with him because he’s a Flanagan player. Let’s go!

Team Kurt ✌🏻

Drop some WEAPONS ⚔️🔫💣 Don’t mind if I do ✌🏻

It is UNBELIEVABLY irresponsible and dangerous to promote a series of films about demonic possession as ‘based on a true story’. It is especially egregious to do that by laundering the reputations of two extremely sinister sexual predators and grifters. Fuck everyone behind #TheConjuring machine.

Halloween is now just two weeks away, which means you have two weeks to pack in as many horror movies as you can before Thanksgiving and Christmas take over. The good news? TWELVE brand new ones were just released this week!

I decided to round out the evening with Sinister, and I have to say, I love this kid. Straight up tells her dad ‘you’re the one that wanted to move here, YOU move the fucken boxes, dipshit.’

I decided to rewatch Oculus because it was very fun, and it occurs to me that Mike Flanagan has kind of an obsession with husbands locking their wives in rooms and pulling out all their teeth, huh 😬😂

Today for Spooky Month Day 17, I am re-visiting Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016). The first time I saw it I was pretty sick with a virus and I don’t remember much 😂 I do remember thinking ‘oh look, Elizabeth Reaser AND Kate Siegel, I sense Mike Flanagan hiding somewhere nearby!’ #FilmSky #HorrorSky

Elliot Page's LGBTQ+ nature documentary gets first teaser: 'Nothing unnatural about being queer' https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/10/15/elliot-pages-queer-wildlife-documentary/?utm_content=1760648404&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Someone please explain It Comes at Night to me, I was very tired when I watched it last night and the last 20 minutes or so are very foggy 😂

Man, Christopher Abbott just has a naturally menacing aura, huh? Him and Cam Gigandet. Born villain energy.

Spooky Month Day 16! We have arrived at It Comes at Night (2017). I’m going in blind, I have zero knowledge of this film, but I love Christopher Abbott, so let’s go!

Tonight I will have to do a double feature because my Spooky Month Day 16 movie is not suitable for children and my son wants to watch something with me, so we are having a wonderful time with Mad Max: Fury Road ✌🏻 That flame thrower guitar was a shitty guitar, according to the guy that played it 😂

I cooked dinner and I gave my niece a huge bowl of nothing but potato gems and I’ve never seen her so excited for food in her whole 16 years 😂

Guys the real horror of my life is the sheer futility of my job 🤷‍♀️ Can’t wait to log off and watch something scary 🫶🏻