Travel girlies someone PLEASE link me to your best luggage/bags I am in desperate need of a heavy duty extra large toiletry travel bag and I cannot find ANYTHING that accommodates my needs on amazon target walmart etc

A little photoshoot with the prettiest girl in school(swine brine)

One year. 365 days of me going to bed at night without you on my pillow beside me, and 365 days waking up pretending everything's fine and normal that you're not here with me anymore.

Just popping in to bother anyone who's bothered by me

9 years. I still worry what must have been going through your mind in your last moments, right around this time. Don't think I've been awake for it to even bring myself to think about it in the last decade. Tell everyone you love that you love them...often. Gillian loves you.

It's 1 in the morning but I've been thinking...I'm 44 years old and it may be time to give up the ghost. I think I need to sell all my high heels. No matter what hack I try or what accessory I add I've been trying to wear them for 25 years and it's just never worked out for me.

So I'm currently stranded on the side of the road because there's a spider bigger than a quarter hiding INSIDE my steering wheel and I risk my safety as well as those on the road around me because I can't trust myself not to wreck if this fucker jumps on me please tell me I'm doing the right thing

Okay here's my controversial take on HHN: I LOVE the scarezone with the jack o' lanterns in the trees since the 1st year they did it & I understand costs of having to make things but I think it would have been cool if it were cats heads with green cat eyes or just green cat eyes?

Oh I forgot to tweet about what the little kid sitting next to me at fantastic four said to his mom when the movie started: "...so they're just a normal family? But how did they get fantastic?" 🥹🥹🥹🤣

This is not a fuckin humble brag but I cannot believe I cut a foot off my hair in February and this shit is still halfway down my back, tf! I'm tired of this shit I don't know what to do with it!!!!!

HHN opening weekend shitty hotel booked✅👍🏻

s p a c i n g o u t

A very generous donor this past week offered to match ALL donations made up until today--that's right--the last day for matching donations is TODAY & guess what? There's only LESS THAN $200 LEFT TO MEET THEIR GOAL! PLEASE SHARE and please consider donating to help this cat rescue!

Should I take a third excedrin migraine on an empty stomach since I literally woke up in the middle of a scintillating scotoma episode that won't stop??

I guess I'll just say it: I really enjoyed Happy Gilmore 2. I think they did a perfect rendition of callbacks and nostalgia. And honestly I feel like the entire movie was honoring ALL the members of the original cast who passed away, like Sandler was thanking each one of them.

A very important issue to me. I was raised as a super-strict 'stranger danger' kid and that transformed into looking after myself as well as all of my friends from childhood well into adulthood. Me and Rick navigate the topic as best we can in this current climate. Give it a listen👇🏻

On this week’s episode, Gillian and I talk about how to stay safe when entering the Disney fan community.

gawt-DAMN

Thanks Magic Kingdom, you sucked but this was pretty. Later, Orlando👋🏻

Well this may be the heaviest I've ever been but I can still carve out a waist with minimal effort...look ma, no spanx!

FML I feel like I'm going to war

Suns out buns out no ears no hoodies just tank tops fat rolls and sunscreen this is a utilitarian theme park trip if you see me in Epcot today no you don't

We have days left with just $1300+ to go PLEASE continue to share to get this wonderful cat rescue to their goal if every one of my followers donated $2 they'd be out of this hole if each one of you retweeted this it would mean just as much givebutter.com/MFlqAt

🔥 😆 👀 @matoaka23.bsky.social

Bruh by the way the was THEE. WORST. drive to Orlando I've had in months. Never been happier to see my shitty hotel room.

PLEASE PLEASE SHARE THIS FAR AND WIDE this non profit organization is gonna get hit with a huge fee if this debt isn't cleared in days! Just $1600+ to go! They do everything they can for local cats in their community please let's help them continue to help kitties in need! givebutter.com/MFlqAt

FUCK I HAVE TO PAAAAAAAAAAACKK!!!!!!!!!!

25 minutes into The White Lotus S3 and the toxic friendship bitches are giving me PTSD hives fuck

Oh why was I sobbing at the gilded age last night? My period came today of course

...so who else is thinking George Russell was promised to Bertha's sister Monica and she pulled some bullshit to steal him away? Just me? #thegildedage

These wonderful people did literally EVERYTHING in their power to save a kitty in need, and were left with a substantial medical bill. In less than 10 days their organization is going to get hit with a huge fee if they don't get their balance paid off. Please share & donate if you can! www.mrhwc.org

OKAY THEME PARK PEOPLE: BEST PORTABLE/HANDHELD FANS TO BUY RN AAAAND GO! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Five years ago, the world changed. The pandemic impacted everything, and the theme parks were no exception. A lot of the changes we have seen can be traced back to the closures of 2020, even if it was just the justification for the changes.

Fuck I'm drunk and the bass player is hot send help

*breath* FUCK I GOTTA PACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday @scottkumka.dissky.com!!! 🎉🎉🎉

HOLY S#!T CAKEWORTHY JUST SHARED MY PHOTO ON THEIR INSTA/FB STORIES, TODAY!!!!!!!!!! THANKS!!!!

I almost had a panic attack because I thought it was Wednesday instead of Thursday

Every single year you all complain about the astronomical prices of the HHN express pass. Every single year. It's insanely expensive. That's not going to change. The prices aren't going to go down?? And this is coming from someone who has NEVER been able to afford it lmao so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Weird that Trump is going after Comey when that guy single-handedly gave Trump the 2016 election but then again he's also going after Elon who gave him the 2024 election

So, like, are we protesting at the dumb fuckin alligator alcatraz place? There are yokels out there taking selfies in front of it so I haven't heard anything about any protests?? Anyone??

I'm watching The Bondsman on Amazon Prime and it's really good y'all! I think I also have a thing for Kevin Bacon now but seriously this is a fun horror/supernatural show!

My mother has no grand story of how she picked my name, other than she "got it from a book." But I remember when I was little my dad and papa used to tell stories about our great aunt Petrona & family in GA, & then I found this online while researching our family history some years ago. I'll take it

My favorite part of Jurassic World Rebirth spoiler-free for anyone with a brain is at the end when that dinosaur is like "HEY I'M WALKIN HERE!"

Ya know...since banks, utilities and credit cards wanna charge late/overdraft fees the second I miss a payment why don't they take the money out of my accounts with that same urgency? I shouldn't have to wait 4-5 business days for all these payments to clear my accounts--especially when I pay early

Rick has traveled across the US a number of times for roadtrips. In honor of the 4th of July, Rick is ranking his ten favorite cities to visit on a roadtrip or a quick stay.

Look at that, almost got a full streak going on top because goddammit if I'm gonna age I at least oughta get a cool hairstyle out of it

Happy 4th of July. And may we swiftly move to a more perfect union and be proud of who we include instead of burdened by who we exclude.

Rest in peace, thumbnail. I took great care with growing you and filing you but today you made the ultimate sacrifice. 😭😭😭🫡🫡🫡

the only "big beautiful bill" i recognize