[Thinks] I usually remember the names of assholes.

If he doesn't annoy me, I won't stab him. I may have heard of that brother. Michael?

[Almost smiles] Those two thoughts often ping off each other and get lost in a daze. He shouldn't be able to.

[Snorts, nodding] Alex. Gabriel isn't that bad. At least there's a thought or two between those eyes.

[Chewing on his cheek] I don't mind the gym thing. Fitness is important for his role. But he almost seems to be, for lack of a better term, a "himbo".

Bub lets his title go to his head....And he prances around the ship like a pretty boy.

[Snorts. His face almost forming a grin] You really want me to answer that one honestly?

Well that's just fucking great...!

What the hell have i missed?!

[Sigh] Brilliant...

[Jaw twitch]

And, as acting Captain, I should be made aware.

[Grumble]

@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social What's this I hear about disintegrated officer goop?

We...should rethink having him on the bridge in the future.

Which is exactly why that's the worst idea imaginable! I'll take the Bridge. But I won't be nice about it. ...[mutters] Do somethin' about that damn sneezing.

[Barks] Bad idea! He'll do something insane.

Of all the....[mutter mutter]

//Been away for a while. Wasn't the best of times, and needed some time away.

[Mumbles] Bastards.....

Here we go again.

Don't even think about it.

[Rolls his eyes, laughing at the thought.] Oh lord. I mean, he's older than me, so that'd be weird, wouldn't it?

Anyone tests me today, they're getting put over my knee.

It may not be ideal, but I've got Tilly and Owo taking the bridge.

I'm gonna have to designate that to someone else. Something didn't agree with me. My gut's in full evac mode.

I missed a hell of a night, didn't I?

[Sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose] What did Burnham do?

I've been on shore leave for a while. What fuckery did I miss?

Yeah, he's...on the ship. //Liking is a little much. Let's stick to just the rts, thanks

Philippa That other name sounds familiar, though. Scary lookin' guy in leather?

Ah. Checks out.

We may have another problem on our hands. Seems someone from your past has made their way to our time.

One headache after another. You?

Was that a dig at my ears? [Half grins]

Oh great.

[Nods] Captain...

I'll need a hell of a dose

I think I'm already on a mushy-mushroom trip [grins]

Testitty test I may have inhaled too many stellaviatori