I’m up way too late doing absolutely nothing completely alone Can I get a hell yeah?

Can I get some props I haven’t missed adding an alt text on my posts/replies in months I’m just that cool 😎🔥

Last shape of the year :) Thanks to everyone for being so kind to me this year!

I spend more time and effort picking out what to order when eating out than any AI “artist” does when they decide to generate the ugliest shit I’ve ever seen

I just beat Kingdom Hearts 1 again four days later Now I should have every single achievement for the first game Hopefully this will give you guys a break from me constantly posting about Kingdom Hearts I’ve got an addiction to the series 😭🙏

Hey you! Yeah, you! 🫵 I think you’re pretty neat :)

I really selected to overwrite my 70+ hour save file of Kingdom Hearts while speedrunning on accident 😭🙏

I’ve had people ask me to ramble so they can fall asleep to my voice My go to thing is explaining the lore/story of Kingdom Hearts 😭🙏

Hey guys, I decided to take a little me time. Ended up 100%ing KH1, then accidentally wrote over my 70+ hour file while trying to speedrun it. But I got some time to myself so that was nice :) Thanks everyone for the kind words 🙏❤️

I also feel like I’ve got myself to blame for this I haven’t really posted much of my appearance online. So it was a shock to get a lot of positive feedback. I engaged too much with this and let it become an ego thing with a lot of self centered posts around it. 1/2

I’m going to take a break from posting here, I took down all videos and pictures of me from here While there was a lot of support from friends on the app, I received some uncomfortable dm’s, comments, and some rude comments I don’t want that type of attention, so I’m just gonna stick to dumb jokes

Can we all just take a moment of self improvement? Spend 3 seconds to make sure you’re following my buddy here, so your Bluesky experience will be improved overall Thank you! :)

If you show me a location in your cozy game town I’ll only let you know if I’d eat a hotdog there 👍

My toxic trait is I’m stupid as fuck 😎👍

I just work here

One day I ate an entire 4 pack of jello cups That was the day I started reading the nutrition labels 😭

The context is Spyro is on a skateboard!!! Please dear god, do not take this out of context! 😭🙏

I was so tired when I got home from work, I proceeded to get the groceries to the kitchen but didn’t put them away (no cold stuff, thank god) I opened one of two letters I got in the mail, then I passed out on the couch for the next 3 and a half hours I have not been sane since I woke up 😭🙏

If you see this, QTP/repost with a game that released the year you were born.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! This morning I tied my shoes all by myself 😎

If you ever like or retweet one thing I’m ever going to post Please let it be this shitty Zelda clip of mine 😭🙏

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands My ass: (the monkey is scary btw)

The best quote in all of anime

I’m sleepy rn Can you all do me a favor and pretend this is the best post ever so I don’t have to try today? Please and thank you 🙏

Today ended up being a pretty good day for me Picked up an extra shift at work and got some overtime Went home and took it easy Then I got to hangout with someone and play Kingdom Hearts So I’m happy :) Now check out this gif with princess power or some shit 😎

Game plan Listen up folks! They should give me a free plane, aviation education, and training Then I could be the uber driver of the skies The uber flyer lmao 😭🙏

My jokes are so bad, I’ve literally got people blocking me over them 😭🙏 I’m sorry guys, I’ll work on my sense of humor!

If anyone wants my Discord, let me know! Drop a reply saying that you do, and I’ll send you a DM with my username! 🙏

Thank you guys for 170 followers! That’s like 170 more than 0! Now that I’ve proven my skills as a mathematician, I appreciate how supportive you guys have been. All the kind words and fun interactions it the only thing that keeps me motivated to use this app 🙏

Hey, you! 🫵 I hope you are given a break today! :)

See a fox Post a fox (One of the best games ever made)

Yeah, Luigi has them locked up with Professor E. Gadd in his lab 👻 :)

Say/Ask anything you want anonymously. I’ll be reading all of your letters to Santa Claus 🫡 ngl.link/sleepysnoww

How your email finds me.

Me right now 😭🙏

Guys do me a favor and reply with one person who you think would enjoy my posts! I want to meet some more cool people! Also feel free to repost this for yourself!

Height check! I’m 5’10, the same height as Roronoa Zoro from One Piece :)

I have a confession I don’t like Gurren Lagann I’m sorry… 😭🙏

I’d let them merge

Lunch breaks used to be full of so much joy and whimsy. Now I just use it to check my emails, reply to messages, and eat until I head back to work 😭🙏 We really need more time each day, because this adulting stuff is taking all of my time up smh

Bippity boppity boo ✨ I stole this from one of you ✨

Goated buddy of mine A beacon of positivity who’s kind and supportive towards others. Has some really fun and interesting posts. Plus they make amazing art, so it’s worth looking into at least. Trust me on this, when have I ever led you astray? 🫡

Get blinded my fellow dark mode users This performance will determine your annual raise 👍

I made the biggest mistake I’ve ever committed I finished Hollow Bastion part 1 before doing the Hercules cup I’m stuck on the time trial 😭🙏

I gained more followers while I was gone You guys must love it when I’m not posting just as much as when I do 😂

Hey, hope you guys didn’t miss me too much. I know 2 whole days is practically an eternity 😔 But don’t you worry, I’m back In all seriousness, took some time off to work on some stuff and enjoy myself. Had a great time, and now I’m back to corrupt your feed with shitty jokes :)

I’m gonna go offline for a bit Need to spend some time with my thoughts and social media has just been giving me more to think about Pizza money is on the counter, don’t let any strangers in, and don’t miss me too much Peace ✌️

Post your lockscreen

ahem *microphone tap* I like Kingdom Hearts :)

When I was a teen, I would climb up buildings and chill on the roofs of them After I would jump 10 or do feet off of them onto grass Now if I sleep weird, my body is fucked up for the next week and a half