what about LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!! to the polls? 🤔

ok the new protomen album feels like kind of a fuck you but i kind of respect that? i just hope they shed the pressure from their last album and can move on with their lives #protomen

i make new somg :3 slomjim.bandcamp.com/track/fuel-m...

is it finally happening? theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii... like come on

is it really time to be silly in these times?

i wish all the movie were less serious

The TRANS-IT Program - Playing Sat Oct 18

Yo! One of my music videos in gonna b played at the Seattle Trans Underground Film Fest! Slay 😎

The liberal media wants you to believe that Chipotle is good, it's all a lie

i made this in like 2 seconds in 2023, i totally ended up ripping many ideas from it in later songs, surprisingly succesful little idea soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo...

🫡 www.youtube.com/watch?v=oynJ...

Why they write "bug trap" right on the trap? Wouldn't the bug just read it and not go in?

havent made shit in a while, forced myself to write something today (is rad?) soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo...

I found myself very annoyed because a customer ordered their drink like "latte, 16, add shot" like I was a computer. But then I realized I'm annoyed it literally everything customers do, soo whatev

I'm gonna be playing the Black and Loud festival which is funny bc I would be accurately described as white and quiet #seattle #music

Playing a goddamn festival, my first concert in over 10 years. Not nervous?

Fuck it Four-wheeler to 7-Eleven

BURRITO TIME!!!!!! 😋 ❤️

Whining is just complaining that someone else is doing

"The People's Three Way, A CUMmunist Manifesto"

Me in the roomate group text: who left this FUCKING spider in the bath?

yall remember that classic track Yo My Name is Gabe? soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo...

new damn video www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ3e...

bout to upload a VERY stupid video

"she is a Philistine, I'm a no gonna talk to her"

After reading 1 million negative reviews of the cafe I work, I realized they come in two genres: 1. this one particular guy that worked here (who was very rude to be fair) 2. I didn't tip, and then the staff were rude to me for some reason??

Reading negative reviews for the cafe I work at. TO BE CLEAR we do not do table service. WHO IS THIS!?

Didn't go to concussions today. Got all dolled up, got in my car and you guessed it. Diarrhea.

Imma start putting the golden ratio over memes to explain why they're funny

preview of my new FREAKING VIDEO!!!1

Been makin a big ass mfin music video

I have found the world's dumbest man I actually cannot explain how dumb this guy is m.youtube.com/watch?v=vqpX...

I made a little something m.youtube.com/watch?v=z4CX...

no apologies for this masterpiece. i made the sickest drop ever #badmusic soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo...

It's not that I don't know that I'm embarrassing, it's that I'm not a pussy

One of the coffee grinders broke at work and a guy said to me "grinder broke? First tik tok, now this" and I thought that was pretty good

David Lynch has died and now I'm terribly sad. RIP

ive always wanted to do Per-Song ratings of great but inconsistent albums. sooo my thoughts on Fat of the Land song quality: #theprodigy #breakbeat #music #techno

one of my better earlier beats, i was really inspired by the janky drumming on My pal foot foot by the shaggs, but i also wanted to do a really funny beat switch #badsongs #music #demos #badmusic soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo...

me adressing the bus drivers in seattle now: thanks for the ride!! and... haha.. i ain't tryna stab you or nothin!.. haha... thank you so much!

Try beonb me for a day. A demon...

Now I'm working on an actually good song about turning into a car, Soo hopefully I don't take forever

i dont know what my life is anymore #badsongs #music #demos #badmusic soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo...

this could totally be the start of a dope song, i have no idea why i called it sleepytime song, i just name these whatever the project file was called. soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo... #badsongs #music

this is a facebook messenger conversation i had with a middle school friend which i desperatley wish would become a copypasta

this one's ok, i made this when i didnt have internet, so i only had default synths and this one drum machine i downloaded to a usb at the library soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo... #music #demos

made in early 2020, this song actually rocks soundcloud.com/burnthairfoo... #music #demos

I often use the term "lover" but I must recognize that its a "Jake pauler" type term where it's just the thing + er