Chopsticks and noodles Warm, reassuring comfort In a paper cup

Death is flirtatious With a bone-dacious body Sexy bone structure

Midnight vampires feed On the casualties of dawn No one notices

Silence is violence Words, unheard, no audience Scream into the void

Once there was a transgender named Flynn Who thought that maybe his penis needed a chin He paused at his local gender refinery Lamented that human sex organs were binary He stuck out his thumb for any ships that this way might come and sought out an alien 𝘲𝘸𝘦~𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯

My dating profile A Satanic Hispanic Needs an accomplice

My synthetic skin It covers the rot within Hard truths for cyborgs

When my heart just stops And they have to lure me back Angler fish of life

Well, I died again But Death wouldn't let me in Homeless in spirit

Christianity Suffers from the condition Nice, but rarely kind

Unacceptable Vegetable, mineral Candy creation

No hunger for brains Internet brain rot zombie The dream is over

A haiku a day Helps keep the odours away Fresh words, summer breeze

A quiet presence But I still participate A haiku for you

Garbage potato No longer loved, but hated Potater hater

Labial windsocks Scrotums dunked in the toilet The horrors of age

Hey! Here comes the split Cancel all social contracts Democracy dies

Doom scroll on a roll A hot, fresh, buttery roll Hark! The doom dumplings

Neurodivergence It's a word that needs more mouths And more open hearts

What are you thinking A haiku about thought crimes Oh no! Not the rats!

Consider the cat A fluffy murder machine Don't touch the belly

I'm the haiku smith Smithing my haikus all day I'm crippled and bored

Stock market crashing Oh my God! My cabbages! Brassica carnage

Shut the fuck up, you treasonous lowlife

A man—Nantucket A vacuum cleaner salesman This ends with suck it

Rusty Trombonist Well, he forgot how to blow Now, his rent is late

Constant suffering I'm endlessly terminal I just will not die

Stomach flu mambo Diarrhoea cha cha cha Squirt to the rhythm

I stared down my death Oblivion awaited On the other side

Ruinous roadkill. Dead guts. Hollowed out insides. The dead rise like dough.

Christmas is Christless Rampant consumerism Give up all you have

Transgender bathrooms The politics of pooping Bifartisanshit