Well I think that settles it: we need to permanently remove Tua’s left eye

How bad are the Falcons that they're making the Dolphins look like a competent team.

The eye patch celebration from Tua makes me think he has his swagger back.

a good throw from tua, a miraculous day.

Terry getting arrested was the boost the Heat needed.

The Magic are just allowed to travel?

the ole 4th quarter cardiac heat are back

Dru Smith is rough to watch.

eject everyone else from the baseball hall of fame, shohei ohtani should be the only member of it.

Chris Grier's decisions need some ramifications eventually, can't let this dude stay the whole season.

The worst secondary in the NFL everybody!

Punting with a minute left is peak comedy.

that was the slowest bomb i've ever seen but hey tua didn't throw an int.

Time for either a patented 3 and out or a Tua interception. No in-between.

every rb is barry sanders against the dolphins.

Waddle could've tried for that pass.

Waller is somehow playing better than Jonnu Smith last year.

A fade to Julien Hill might be the least likely play to be a success ever.

Waddle back in after looking like he's dead, I swear dude is the most dramatic.

Jaylen Waddle hurt, take a drink.

Tua doing a post game interview like a NASCAR driver.

I prefer coffin corners, but what a beautiful punt.

Oh Tyreeks leg is fucked.

The Jets are so bad they're making the Dolphins look competent.

Tua doing the usual isn't even annoying anymore, it's just funny, I laugh anytime it happens. You just had to know the way everything is going, that he was going to throw the interception. It's just fate for the Dolphins.

Ah there's the debilitating Tua interception.

Dolphins changed the culture from being partial idiots to full idiots.

Is Chad Pennington the QB again?

Did Tua through all of his concussions forget how to be a QB. Constant overthrows (and underthrows) and constant fumbling/bobbling.

That has to be a first in Mike McDaniel history, an up the gut goalline TD.

Bring back Greg Camarillo and Cleo Lemon, I need some fun stuff with this season.

You've heard of the bend and don't break defense, how about a bend and break defense instead.

The Dolphins secondary may be one of the worst groups of players in the history of the NFL.

Hey man at least Zach Wilson can throw interceptions way down the field.

Something has to be studied about why the Dolphins always get injured at positions where they are the least deep.

Can we fire Grier and McDaniel at the half?

Today’s so bad Hunter Long scored before the Dolphins.

The best option is to not be optimistic about the Dolphins when things are clearly trending negative.

It's impressive how bad Grier is at his job.

Norman Powell for table scraps, don't mind if I do.

boy, sure don't feel like celebrating america tomorrow.

Minkah Fitzpatrick coming back to the Dolphins is by far one of the funniest things to happen to this team.

The Wienie 500 is one of the most wild things in the world and I love it even if they're not going to race.

I don’t know who parked behind my apartment but they have my respect.

Damn this sucks, a website built upon personality and being authentic being killed by a company raiding its assets and not understanding them. The good parts of the internet decrease every day and its up to supporting these talented people individually yourself.

Gotta wait till 2028 and 2030 to vote for NY Senators, oh what fun.

I found where they’re conserving you

What an embarrassing country to be apart of right now. Run by a collection of High School bullies who pick on distressed targets.