Someone here on BlueSky makes badass phone cases. Does anyone know who that is? I’m getting a new iPhone 17 and want a cool case for it.

I will say, Amazon is a pretty good company to work for. They were not only willing to hire a guy with no legs in a wheelchair, they’re going out of their way to accommodate making my job easier using it.

Howdy. What’s happening with all of you, my friends? This working thing is kickin’ my ass. Loving it, but it’s gonna take some getting used to. 😊

I haven’t worked a 40 hour work week in 4 years. It felt good. My body feels like mush, but it felt good nonetheless.

After day 2, I do not feel like burnt toast. After this week, I’ll be on top of those working hours!

I feel like burnt toast right now.

Work is not easy when you haven’t done it in 4 or 5 years. 🤷‍♂️

Are you hungry? I’m hungry.

Well, I start again at Amazon tomorrow night. Can’t wait. I’m having much less stress this time since I was there last Sunday night already. 😊

I’m sorry, I just watched the single dumbest final jeopardy wager since Cliff Claven bet it all. Had the lead, got the question correct, still lost. Fucking moron.

Good god I haven’t been at work in so long. I’m loving talking to all the other people. I haven’t really talked to anyone but doctors, nurses, and my family for like 4 years. It’s nice.

Well, I’m here at Amazon.

Also, I’m VERY unstoned. 😬

I start a new job in 2 hours. I haven’t had a job since 2021 when they started cutting pieces off me. I’m stressing a little bit. 🤷‍♂️

Just a tired pup and his buddy, Mr. Bill. 😊

So, 2 months of driving and my daughter has a taste of what it feels like to have the lights come on behind you. 2 months gotta be some kind of record. She thankfully just got a warning. Bet she doesn’t roll through anymore stop signs for awhile. 🙄

Lined up for breakfast. Good morning!

Rest In Peace Gillian Myerberg. May the four winds blow you safely home. Another friend, Phan, and cancer warrior gone too soon.

Wow what a bullshit call to cheat Denver out of a win. Fuck the NFL.

Where the fuck is the defense today? Letting Daniel Jones rip you apart? Seriously? I’m fucking getting pissed. #BroncosCountry

Already ready to pregame!!! Gonna cook up a beautiful pork loin for the game tonight. 😊

Can’t believe the Broncos are playing in Indianapolis and I’m not there. Go Broncos!!! #BroncosCountry

I’m baaaaaacccccckkkkkk.

Funny as fuck! ANSD!!!

lol at everyone who thought the Cold War was over and America won. The Cold War has not ended. Russia’s been playing the long game and now they have the orange asset in the White House. 🤷‍♂️

The Yankees are currently getting raked over the coals for their tweet tonight.

So, is the Nazi prick actually dead or still in critical condition? I’m holding the cork on the champagne still. 🤷‍♂️

After inquiring Sunday morning about my father’s DNR status, he is now being sent home just 3 days later. Thank god.

Well, I got a job. Maybe I won’t be homeless after all. I knew my karma would come through for me in the end.

Just an update, my father is looking slightly better and a little coherent even. He stopped asking Dale Gribble to help him up off the bed anyway. 🤷‍♂️

I had to have my son hold all the keys to my van because I REALLY wanna go get a pack of cigarettes badly. I mean, badly. I’m not gonna because it been more than 4.5 years since I’ve smoked, but boy I really want one badly right now.

I really wish I had a friend here. The doctors are talking about vents and DNR status for my father. I’m not having a good day. I really wish o had a friend here to just sit here with me.

Can’t stay out of the damn hospital. With my dad this time. He was literally calling for Dale Gribble to help him stand up. I mean that literally. 😳🥺

Well, my dad is on his way to the hospital and I don’t know if this experiment of him living with us is gonna last. 🥺

Another lazy day in the books.

Also, I may have found a job and staved off homelessness for now. Working at Amazon. Passed the drug test, now waiting on the background check. Not exactly what I’d like to do but hey, a job’s a job. 🤷‍♂️

Good morning. I’m still here. Like a cockroach, I’m hard to kill. 🤷‍♂️

I learned, having my 83 year old father live with me, that my autistic son is a BEAST. Strong as a bull, able to get behind my dad and get him off the floor when necessary. 👍

Looking over the menu at Warner’s Vineyard, I saw a dish: 2 thick slabs of pork belly served with cornbread and hot honey. I started salivating. But they stopped serving that. They must’ve known I was coming. The only thing on the menu they don’t still serve. They just took off the ONE I wanted. 😂😂😂

Man, when they say there’s a 10pm noise curfew, they really mean that shit. Home already. Great show. 😃

Getting ready.

In the parking lot at Warner’s Vineyard getting ready for Mule. Anyone at this show?

Going to see Gvt Mule next Sunday in Michigan. My sister and her hubby have a table and an extra ticket. Looking forward to it. 😊

Howdy.

You know, when you call about your fathers medical appointments the night before and they tell you everything’s good for checkin, it kinda blows to drive 30 minutes from home at 7:30am and not have everything actually approved. I’m a little pissed about it. 🤬

Well, still no job for me but heard some news today that’s a little depressing but should keep me out of homelessness for a couple years. Does that sound ghoulish?

Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. But nobody's ever called me Maurice, although I have spoken about the pompatous of love. I wonder why that is?

Look at me go…

Cause he’s a big orange furry creature from Mars.

Jesus Christ, I think I acquired a 4th cat. Been seeing this cat around for a couple months. Yesterday I saved him from being sprayed with a hose from some asshole neighborhood kids. Today I opened my door and he’s on my porch. May I introduce you to Rusty Shakleford….