You know what middle-aged white guys from the South Side have no strong feelings about? Crime.

These AI-generated invitations for help with book marketing just keep getting more enticing. Big fan of “Little Women.”

Well, this is encouraging. Thank you, ASME and GQ. And congrats to all these other nominees.

Dusting off my ancient GQ editor hat to declare today’s NFL analyst suits uniquely hideous.

So help me, if Leo yells “Notre Dame sucks” from the Popemobile I will attend daily mass for a year.

In the mail today, this soon-to-be classic from @lancerichardson.bsky.social I’ve read it and it’s superb.

Pretty sure the new pope called Vance a jagoff.

Pre-tariff spectacular: “Turn Right at Machu Picchu” is available today on various platforms for $1.99! bookshop.org/p/books/turn...

I believe the Nazis referred to this as the T-4 program.

A little love in The NY Times for “Mr. America” and its odd, raw-milk loving, vaccine-hating protagonist. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/15/o...

This looks azaming.

A childhood friend’s dad who taught HS English once told me, “the only names that don’t take an apostrophe S for the possessive are deities. Which means Jesus and Elvis.”

If you’re having trouble hailing a taxi today it’s because every single cabbie on earth came to this Labcorp for a walk-in drug test.

Okay, I was wrong, the cybertruck looks pretty sweet.

Good day to quote Bourdain on Kissinger.

Time for some funding problems at the Chris Christie campaign.

Ukrainian woman in my dad’s condo building just introduced herself (verbatim): “My name is Luba. I live on the second floor.”

Saw a New Order/Happy Mondays double bill here back in ‘88.